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Post by stlouiejetfan on Jun 1, 2018 15:43:17 GMT -5
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i bet that little fijian kid poked her fucking brown eyeball with that samoan meattube over her desk while she had an apple in her mouth
[/quote] "Shakin" my ass! You should change your user name to "Shakespeare". This is poetry.
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Post by 32Green on Jun 2, 2018 15:38:46 GMT -5
A former Jefferson Junior High School teacher’s aide accused of having sex with one of her 14-year-old students was found guilty Wednesday on all counts by a Weld County jury. Jerica Enriquez, 26, faced two counts of sexual assault on a child by a person in a position of trust, as well as one count each of sexual assault on a child and promotion of obscenity to a minor, all felonies. After Weld District Court Judge Shannon Lyons read the verdict, Enriquez was taken into custody without bond. Because of a sentencing enhancer, Enriquez faces 12 years to life in prison. A sentencing hearing was scheduled for 2:30 p.m. Aug. 9 in Weld District Court.
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Post by 32Green on Jun 2, 2018 15:42:12 GMT -5
I'm thinkin teh painted-on eyebrows reminded the tike of a clown, which made him happy and receptive to her stain-faced, greazy-haired advances.
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Post by Big L on Jun 2, 2018 20:38:46 GMT -5
I bet she’s a fat pig. Says things like ‘fuck me, daddy’
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Post by 32Green on Jun 2, 2018 20:40:35 GMT -5
I bet she’s a fat pig. Says things like ‘fuck me, daddy’ Take it easy, she's taken, mongo. common
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Post by Jets Things on Jun 2, 2018 21:02:36 GMT -5
I'd hate to have her on top reversing me. She'd probably try to sneak a fart and accidentally unload a torrent of partially digested refried beans all over my stomach.
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Post by 32Green on Jun 2, 2018 21:08:31 GMT -5
She'd probably try to sneak a fart and accidentally unload a torrent of partially digested refried beans all over my stomach. Take it easy, she's taken, Mongo common
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Post by Big L on Jun 2, 2018 21:24:41 GMT -5
:rotfl:
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Post by Jets Things on Jun 2, 2018 21:38:38 GMT -5
She'd probably try to sneak a fart and accidentally unload a torrent of partially digested refried beans all over my stomach. Take it easy, she's taken, Mongo common Ay papi! Ay papi! Ayyyyyyy!!! (liquid colon beef ensues)
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Post by 32Green on Jun 2, 2018 21:44:57 GMT -5
Take it easy, she's taken, Mongo common Ay papi! Ay papi! Ayyyyyyy!!! (liquid colon beef ensues)
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Post by Hotman on Jun 2, 2018 23:32:38 GMT -5
Disgusting trash.
Gotta be the ugliest/worst one in the thread.
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Post by Jets Things on Jun 3, 2018 5:28:46 GMT -5
Disgusting trash. Gotta be the ugliest/worst one in the thread. + I don't know. Those eyes looking up at me with those lips wrapped around my pecker. Only thing that worries me is she might momentarily forget it's dick instead of a churro.
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Post by Big L on Jun 3, 2018 6:26:29 GMT -5
Disgusting trash. Gotta be the ugliest/worst one in the thread. + I don't know. Those eyes looking up at me with those lips wrapped around my pecker. Only thing that worries me is she might momentarily forget it's dick instead of a churro. Ay papi! Nom nom nom
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Post by Big L on Jun 3, 2018 7:16:10 GMT -5
Where’s @jetsdunce when you need him to so eloquently describe Jets Things scenarios?
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Post by 32Green on Jun 3, 2018 16:05:47 GMT -5
A high school biology teacher has been arrested after she allegedly had a sexual relationship with a student. Miranda Nicole Pauley, 34, has been charged with four felony counts of indecent liberties by a custodian. Pauley, a former teacher at Patrick Henry High School in Ashland, has also been charged with one felony count of use of a communication system for crimes against children. The alleged relationship occurred in November and December of 2017 and May 2018. Pauley was escorted out of the high school by deputies on Thursday afternoon. She has since been fired from the school, where she had been a teacher since 2006. Hanover County Public Schools spokesman Chris Whitley called the news 'disturbing'. 'We take these matters seriously,' he said in a statement on Thursday. 'We became aware of the arrest this afternoon and immediately referred it to our Human Resources Department.'
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