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Post by 32Green on Feb 13, 2019 23:35:24 GMT -5
Yeah, I'm guessing a shit-coated schween festooned with undigested corn-niblets might not be on her list to blow. Fancy that. An ogress like that? You're giving her too much credit. Ogress's indeed, Shrek. Yet your pecker remained unsuckededed? Think about that. |
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Post by Jets Things on Feb 13, 2019 23:46:45 GMT -5
An ogress like that? You're giving her too much credit. Ogress's indeed, Shrek. Yet your pecker remained unsuckededed? Think about that. Because I never had teachers like that. Not talking rocket surgery here. |
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Post by 32Green on Feb 14, 2019 0:11:05 GMT -5
Ogress's indeed, Shrek. Yet your pecker remained unsuckededed? Think about that. Because I never had teachers like that. Not talking rocket surgery here. Whu...the code word for "I want my pecker sucked by a bovine fem-beast" was "rocket surgery". Thought everyone knew this. coomon |
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Post by Trades on Feb 15, 2019 12:46:33 GMT -5
 A school nurse in Maryland faces charges after she allegedly admitted to performing oral sex on several students, according to officials. Samantha Marsh, who works at Crisfield High School & Academy and looks like if Joe Klecko boinked Macauley Culkin and they had a half blind, pole smokin baby, was arrested Tuesday following allegations she had sexual encounters with four students in the back of her van, news station WBOC reported. The 33-year-old nurse is accused of being sexually involved with the students off-campus between March 2018 and January 2019. Detectives spoke to the four victims who stated Marsh picked them up from school in her van. The alleged sex acts occurred in the vehicle at various locations in Crisfield, they said. Marsh reportedly confessed to engaging in oral sex with at least three of the students. She was booked on multiple sex offense charges and is being held without bail at the Somerset County Detention Center. Crisfield High School & Academy said they placed Marsh on paid administrative leave prior to her arrest, news station WBOC reported. Were those the only two white people you could think of? |
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Post by Trades on Feb 15, 2019 12:48:15 GMT -5
Because I never had teachers like that. Not talking rocket surgery here. Whu...the code word for "I want my pecker sucked by a bovine fem-beast" was "rocket surgery". Thought everyone knew this. coomon She was a nurse. She was just ensuring good nut health. Don't want that shit getting backed up. Plus they say you should get a release often for good prostate health too. Don't you care about the children!?!? |
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Post by Big L on Feb 15, 2019 14:23:35 GMT -5
A school nurse in Maryland faces charges after she allegedly admitted to performing oral sex on several students, according to officials. Samantha Marsh, who works at Crisfield High School & Academy and looks like if Joe Klecko boinked Macauley Culkin and they had a half blind, pole smokin baby, was arrested Tuesday following allegations she had sexual encounters with four students in the back of her van, news station WBOC reported. The 33-year-old nurse is accused of being sexually involved with the students off-campus between March 2018 and January 2019. Detectives spoke to the four victims who stated Marsh picked them up from school in her van. The alleged sex acts occurred in the vehicle at various locations in Crisfield, they said. Marsh reportedly confessed to engaging in oral sex with at least three of the students. She was booked on multiple sex offense charges and is being held without bail at the Somerset County Detention Center. Crisfield High School & Academy said they placed Marsh on paid administrative leave prior to her arrest, news station WBOC reported. Were those the only two white people you could think of? They all look the same. |
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Post by 2milehighJet on Feb 25, 2019 18:54:15 GMT -5
OK, who from the Hampur got a job at Barstool???
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Post by Jets Things on Feb 25, 2019 20:26:46 GMT -5
OK, who from the Hampur got a job at Barstool??? Pretty sure this thread has been going on longer than Barstool's stolen version. |
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Post by 32Green on Feb 26, 2019 8:12:55 GMT -5
OK, who from the Hampur got a job at Barstool??? Looks like if Terry Bradshaw boinked CHad Pennington and Vince Van Patten and a horny stringy-haired who-ah fell out. |
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Post by quantum on Feb 26, 2019 11:51:07 GMT -5
OK, who from the Hampur got a job at Barstool??? Looks like if Terry Bradshaw boinked CHad Pennington and Vince Van Patten and a horny stringy-haired who-ah fell out. fuck bar stool - they don't have quality play by play like this! |
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Post by Hotman on Feb 26, 2019 11:52:23 GMT -5
OK, who from the Hampur got a job at Barstool??? Looks like if Terry Bradshaw boinked CHad Pennington and Vince Van Patten and a horny stringy-haired who-ah fell out. Wow you gone some real psychic foreskin lineage when it comes to this stuff. Your perp descriptions are always bangin on greeny! |
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Post by bxjetfan on Feb 26, 2019 19:04:48 GMT -5
Am I the only one that wishes he grew up on a farm? I get a chubby just thinkin about those baby goats goin to town on a bottle.
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Post by stlouiejetfan on Feb 26, 2019 19:11:41 GMT -5
Am I the only one that wishes he grew up on a farm? I get a chubby just thinkin about those baby goats goin to town on a bottle. Has your profile been hijacked?? |
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Post by bxjetfan on Feb 26, 2019 19:13:59 GMT -5
Am I the only one that wishes he grew up on a farm? I get a chubby just thinkin about those baby goats goin to town on a bottle. Has your profile been hijacked?? I was haa-aaa-aaa-cked. |
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Post by 32Green on Feb 26, 2019 19:55:42 GMT -5
Am I the only one that wishes he grew up on a farm? I get a chubby just thinkin about those baby goats goin to town on a bottle. Pretty sure mama goat cant hold a bottle that's why they have udders. I can goggle to confirm but I'll wait for someone else to...like Big L would. |
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