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Post by quantum on Jan 23, 2023 11:06:31 GMT -5
Isn't he in a Colorado hospital suffering from multiple fractures? Not one fall! Listen to this week though... -Two days before we are flying out, 5 year old water heater cracks at the seam and floods my basement. Spend hours using shop vac to clear out standing water. Tech comes, makes sure water is cut off, tells us we need a new one. -Next day, come down, basement flooded again. Apparently the tank was backfilling from the output line. Call tech, spend hours using shop vac to clear out standing water again. Tech comes and puts a cut off on out flow until new tank comes in. (which came today) -We pack, get our sh*t together and plan our travel day. F.A.A. suspends all flights in U.S. Nice. Somehow our 8 pm flight is still on. We show up, board about an hour late. Leave the gate, head to taxi-way. Awesome sauce. Away we go. Gazing out the window about 5 minutes later I realize we have gone in a circle and are back at the gate. Nice. Pilot says "to finish loading luggage". No luggage guys/trucks come, we sit there. Pilot comes on and says we are waiting to switch crew-members. We wait an hour. Finally, Pilot walks out of cockpit and leaves plane. Crew huddles. Another half hour, another Pilot introduces self. We leave. -Get to Denver. Nice. Go to collect luggage. Two bags missing.... skiis. No one has answers or cares. File a claim they said. Breckinridge is about 2 hours away through the Rockies, we stay over near airport. Wifne works the phones (NOT happy). Airline calls in a.m. They found the skiis. Nice. We pick up, head to Breck and have a great week. -Fly home last night. One bag missing. Nice. No one has answers or cares. Not even someone to tell us to gfy. They turned off carousel. -Take shuttle to Long term parking (its a valet lot). Truck is there, running and ready to go. Nice. Load up Truck, go to adjust mirrors. No good. Right passenger mirror is hanging by a thread and marred with white paint (Truck is blue). I show the manager, he says "you'll have to wait, we're very busy". Angry 3-2 conveys Ragu-like niceties at Sabu the Manager guy who now realizes oh noes. -Fill out incident report, bla bla bla. Wifne Defcon one. -Today PSE&G shows up to replace hot water heater (finally). Nice. Nice neat job, looks good. They leave, insurance guy comes, bla bla bla. "Oh" says he. Did you happen to notice the new heater is leaking? "Why no" I say. Fuck me. "Oh, and also, you have a $2500 deductable". Sure enough, it is leaking (albeit small droplets) but def. leaking from a valve. And no its not a valve I can tighten, its a threaded cap with a big hex-hole, def. bigger than any hex wrench I have. -So, hour 6 of waiting for a guy to come tighten said nut. -With the cost of deductable and installation fee for new WH, I'll be out 5 g's at least because of an American made POS and I'll have to deal with dickheads tearing up my basement floor at 0830 tomorrow. And the fucken son-boffing teacher looks like iffin Michael Kay had a baby with Britney Spears. common this is clearly Mike LaFlue's fault, but why are you still a Jets fan? weren't you warned many times? |
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 23, 2023 19:32:11 GMT -5
Isn't he in a Colorado hospital suffering from multiple fractures? Not one fall! Listen to this week though... -Two days before we are flying out, 5 year old water heater cracks at the seam and floods my basement. Spend hours using shop vac to clear out standing water. Tech comes, makes sure water is cut off, tells us we need a new one. -Next day, come down, basement flooded again. Apparently the tank was backfilling from the output line. Call tech, spend hours using shop vac to clear out standing water again. Tech comes and puts a cut off on out flow until new tank comes in. (which came today) -We pack, get our sh*t together and plan our travel day. F.A.A. suspends all flights in U.S. Nice. Somehow our 8 pm flight is still on. We show up, board about an hour late. Leave the gate, head to taxi-way. Awesome sauce. Away we go. Gazing out the window about 5 minutes later I realize we have gone in a circle and are back at the gate. Nice. Pilot says "to finish loading luggage". No luggage guys/trucks come, we sit there. Pilot comes on and says we are waiting to switch crew-members. We wait an hour. Finally, Pilot walks out of cockpit and leaves plane. Crew huddles. Another half hour, another Pilot introduces self. We leave. -Get to Denver. Nice. Go to collect luggage. Two bags missing.... skiis. No one has answers or cares. File a claim they said. Breckinridge is about 2 hours away through the Rockies, we stay over near airport. Wifne works the phones (NOT happy). Airline calls in a.m. They found the skiis. Nice. We pick up, head to Breck and have a great week. -Fly home last night. One bag missing. Nice. No one has answers or cares. Not even someone to tell us to gfy. They turned off carousel. -Take shuttle to Long term parking (its a valet lot). Truck is there, running and ready to go. Nice. Load up Truck, go to adjust mirrors. No good. Right passenger mirror is hanging by a thread and marred with white paint (Truck is blue). I show the manager, he says "you'll have to wait, we're very busy". Angry 3-2 conveys Ragu-like niceties at Sabu the Manager guy who now realizes oh noes. -Fill out incident report, bla bla bla. Wifne Defcon one. -Today PSE&G shows up to replace hot water heater (finally). Nice. Nice neat job, looks good. They leave, insurance guy comes, bla bla bla. "Oh" says he. Did you happen to notice the new heater is leaking? "Why no" I say. Fuck me. "Oh, and also, you have a $2500 deductable". Sure enough, it is leaking (albeit small droplets) but def. leaking from a valve. And no its not a valve I can tighten, its a threaded cap with a big hex-hole, def. bigger than any hex wrench I have. -So, hour 6 of waiting for a guy to come tighten said nut. -With the cost of deductable and installation fee for new WH, I'll be out 5 g's at least because of an American made POS and I'll have to deal with dickheads tearing up my basement floor at 0830 tomorrow. And the fucken son-boffing teacher looks like iffin Michael Kay had a baby with Britney Spears. common This is why I hate traveling. I'll drive 2-3 hours sure but being at the mercy of these feckless fucktards is too much for me to deal with. They literally do not give a fuck. |
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Post by Trades on Feb 9, 2023 8:20:06 GMT -5
No kids involved but this is pretty odd.
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Post by Big L on Feb 9, 2023 12:49:32 GMT -5
No kids involved but this is pretty odd. I’ll allow it. |
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Post by tbp on Feb 9, 2023 14:50:05 GMT -5
No kids involved but this is pretty odd. is there a problem here? Consenting adults seems normal. Getting the wifney to record for posterity is kind of a kinky twist but if she's OK with it, I'm Ok with it. |
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Post by Trades on Feb 9, 2023 15:14:47 GMT -5
No kids involved but this is pretty odd. is there a problem here? Consenting adults seems normal. Getting the wifney to record for posterity is kind of a kinky twist but if she's OK with it, I'm Ok with it. Many issues. On elementary school grounds, accusations of bugging offices, accusations of demands for sex related to helping their careers. |
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Post by crossfire on Feb 10, 2023 12:55:14 GMT -5
I can picture the conversation now…
Husband “Honey, I’m wanna my boss.”
Wife “WHAT???!!!”
Husband “Listen, before you get all upset, it’s going to help my career.”
Wife “How is fucking her going to help your career?”
Husband “Well, she promised to help get me a pay raise and you know that as a gym coach, I don’t make that much money.”
Wife “This is insane. I mean, I know we need to money but this is just crazy.”
Husband “I know. But I won’t enjoy it. I’m doing it for us.”
Wife “I know but I just can’t wrap my head around the idea. When are you supposed to fuck her?”
Husband “Just a couple of times at work.”
Wife “A COUPLE OF TIMES???”
Husband “A couple times every week.”
Wife “EVERY WEEK?”
Husband “Yes. It’s just for a few years.”
Wife “A FEW YEARS???”
Husband “I know. It sounds like a lot. But remember, we really need the money & I’m not going to enjoy it!”
Wife “I know we really need to money but this is just crazy.”
Husband “I know. But I’m doing this for us.”
Wife “I know you are. I don’t believe I’m saying this but as long as you won’t enjoy it… ok.”
Husband “I promise I won’t enjoy it at all. Thank you for understanding. I love you.”
Wife “I love you too.”
Husband “Oh… I almost forgot. You have to take pictures & videotape me fucking her sweet pussy.”
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Post by Trades on Feb 10, 2023 13:19:30 GMT -5
I can picture the conversation now… Husband “Honey, I’m wanna my boss.” Wife “WHAT???!!!” Husband “Listen, before you get all upset, it’s going to help my career.” Wife “How is fucking her going to help your career?” Husband “Well, she promised to help get me a pay raise and you know that as a gym coach, I don’t make that much money.” Wife “This is insane. I mean, I know we need to money but this is just crazy.” Husband “I know. But I won’t enjoy it. I’m doing it for us.” Wife “I know but I just can’t wrap my head around the idea. When are you supposed to fuck her?” Husband “Just a couple of times at work.” Wife “A COUPLE OF TIMES???” Husband “A couple times every week.” Wife “EVERY WEEK?” Husband “Yes. It’s just for a few years.” Wife “A FEW YEARS???” Husband “I know. It sounds like a lot. But remember, we really need the money & I’m not going to enjoy it!” Wife “I know we really need to money but this is just crazy.” Husband “I know. But I’m doing this for us.” Wife “I know you are. I don’t believe I’m saying this but as long as you won’t enjoy it… ok.” Husband “I promise I won’t enjoy it at all. Thank you for understanding. I love you.” Wife “I love you too.” Husband “Oh… I almost forgot. You have to take pictures & videotape me fucking her sweet pussy.” In the school bathroom |
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Post by quantum on Feb 11, 2023 11:52:09 GMT -5
No kids involved but this is pretty odd. but the wife is better looking than the principal. wtf |
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Post by tbp on Feb 11, 2023 13:24:02 GMT -5
No kids involved but this is pretty odd. but the wife is better looking than the principal. wtf Nothing better than strange to a pussy hound. The guy needs to be given an award for getting his wife to film it for him. Probably was a little beaver/beaver action going on as well. |
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Post by bxjetfan on Mar 11, 2023 9:28:56 GMT -5
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Post by Trades on Mar 11, 2023 9:35:05 GMT -5
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Post by crossfire on Mar 11, 2023 12:06:21 GMT -5
I don’t know about the rest of you but if I was 13 years old and a half-way decent looking female teacher gave me a blowjob, she would’ve gotten my vote for teacher of the year. |
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Post by bxjetfan on Mar 11, 2023 12:42:58 GMT -5
I don’t know about the rest of you but if I was 13 years old and a half-way decent looking female teacher gave me a blowjob, she would’ve gotten my vote for teacher of the year. So you're saying you wished Ma had sucked your dick? |
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Post by shakin on Apr 14, 2023 5:48:27 GMT -5
she could get down on my javelin
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