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Post by carlton on Jan 5, 2015 14:15:26 GMT -5
What the french toast is going on in here? I quit drinking 82 days ago. I started rock climbing. Got in good and tight with the crew that works there and went out for some sushi. Cute tiny little asian girl was our waitress. I was semi sort of hitting on her, nothing serious, just having some light hearted fun. End of the night she gave me her number (I didn't ask her for it). I created this thread. She tries to get me to drink with her. They want me to fall off the wagon to procure sexual relations with this women. I saw her again, she's still interested. I don't feel like going to see her again and taking a picture ... that could come across as weird. Anyway, they keep begging me for pictures and I have some of a fling from 6 months ago who also happens to be asian so I posted those instead as a peace treaty between myself and the nazis in charge here. I'm not even going to crack jokes because you gave me a succinct summary of the thread...at least for another hour or so. |
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 5, 2015 14:15:27 GMT -5
What the french toast is going on in here? Try to keep up, no cliff notes for you.  |
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Post by carlton on Jan 5, 2015 14:17:06 GMT -5
What the french toast is going on in here? Try to keep up, no cliff notes for you. Too late! I'm up to speed mother fuckers! Let's get SouthSide laid! |
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Post by southside on Jan 5, 2015 14:23:54 GMT -5
LMAO. I used to party up there on the roof shown in the left side of the picture. It's a cougar town if there ever was one. I was up there with a buddy and he was meeting some chick who had a friend (blonde, hot, no lie probably an 8-8.5). I pegged her for late 30s. She was saying 34 but I think she was lying. None the less, my buddy didn't have a license ... probably from DUIs. His brother used to drive us around to bars. So we got dropped off there. Turns out that place is only open till around 11 and we all still wanted to drink. There was this affliction shirt wearing douche bag, tanned up and all "I work out in a gym" biceps out. He was hitting on her like crazy and I figured she was into this guy, I mean she was hot, wearing these sexy white pants that you could see her thong through. Anyway, we go to another bar which is known as a swingers spot. This guy ends up getting shot down by her and turns out she's into me. I was entertaining no doubt but it must have been my demeanor towards the situation or something because I actually was quite shocked by it. We ended up closing down the bar and getting the girls to drop us off at home after some Waffle House. They wanted us to go back to their place. Needless to say that was another passed up opportunity at what may or may not have been a random sexual encounter. I will admit that the girl intimidated me though. She was hot, I didn't really get it because I didn't think I was the type of guy she was into. I was only 24 at the time, she was like 10 years older than me... I was probably afraid I'd end up embarrassing myself. |
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 5, 2015 14:26:47 GMT -5
Try to keep up, no cliff notes for you. Too late! I'm up to speed mother fuckers! Let's get SouthSide laid! Dammit  |
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Post by jetswin on Jan 5, 2015 14:28:20 GMT -5
who knew southslide was such a handsome guy? |
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Post by Big L on Jan 5, 2015 14:31:23 GMT -5
I recommend banding. He even admitted it's not a pic of the waitress broad.
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Post by southside on Jan 5, 2015 14:35:01 GMT -5
I recommend banding. He even admitted it's not a pic of the waitress broad. I told you, ragu, everyone for fucks sake that I don't have one or I'd post it. I looked on the internet for about 20 minutes too. Nada. |
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Post by southside on Jan 5, 2015 14:37:43 GMT -5
who knew southslide was such a handsome guy? Good looks, panty dropping singing ability, amazingly entertaining and funny.... yeah I'm the triple threat. I once made a lesbian have what appeared to be an orgasm playing sad songs that I wrote. That's the truth. |
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 5, 2015 14:39:31 GMT -5
who knew southslide was such a handsome guy? Good looks, panty dropping singing ability, amazingly entertaining and funny.... yeah I'm the triple threat. I once made a lesbian have what appeared to be an orgasm playing sad songs that I wrote. That's the truth.  |
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Post by Jets Things on Jan 5, 2015 14:46:52 GMT -5
who knew southslide was such a handsome guy? Good looks, panty dropping singing ability, amazingly entertaining and funny.... yeah I'm the triple threat. I once made a lesbian have what appeared to be an orgasm playing sad songs that I wrote. That's the truth. Hampurgatory. Now. |
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Post by southside on Jan 5, 2015 14:47:06 GMT -5
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Post by southside on Jan 5, 2015 14:49:29 GMT -5
Good looks, panty dropping singing ability, amazingly entertaining and funny.... yeah I'm the triple threat. I once made a lesbian have what appeared to be an orgasm playing sad songs that I wrote. That's the truth. Hampurgatory. Now. Well that's a load of bullshit. I complied with the demands of ragu. You fuckos better learn to deal with it because if you make a martyr out of this innocent man then the blood will be on your hands... YOUR HANDS! |
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Post by jetswin on Jan 5, 2015 14:51:41 GMT -5
I once made a lesbian have what appeared to be an orgasm playing sad songs that I wrote. That's the truth. |
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Post by southside on Jan 5, 2015 14:53:22 GMT -5
I once made a lesbian have what appeared to be an orgasm playing sad songs that I wrote. That's the truth.Yeah and I'm not even the one that said it happened. It was a different lesbian friend of mine that mentioned it to me. I must have been too into the performance to notice. So it's not even my own words, I'm relaying the words of another partaker in the evening's events. |
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