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Post by Trades on Aug 2, 2023 8:00:14 GMT -5
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Post by bxjetfan on Aug 2, 2023 8:19:24 GMT -5
I worked with a guy who had a baby and 3 months later his wife was struggling to lose weight. She put on some jeans and said "Honey, do these jeans make my ass look fat" looking for a compliment maybe. He says "No, your fat ass makes your ass look fat." Whooo boy it was on.
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Post by Jetworks on Aug 2, 2023 8:36:14 GMT -5
I worked with a guy who had a baby and 3 months later his wife was struggling to lose weight. She put on some jeans and said "Honey, do these jeans make my ass look fat" looking for a compliment maybe. He says "No, your fat ass makes your ass look fat." Whooo boy it was on. A lot of the time when doing triage, I will ask people what they weigh as opposed to forcing them to get onto a scale. With women, the question is always "how much do you think you weigh" or "how much would you say you weigh?" Every so often one of them will call me out on it (friendly) and I will say there's a reason why wife still likes me after almost 30 years.
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Post by shakin on Aug 3, 2023 11:38:59 GMT -5
I worked with a guy who had a baby and 3 months later his wife was struggling to lose weight. She put on some jeans and said "Honey, do these jeans make my ass look fat" looking for a compliment maybe. He says "No, your fat ass makes your ass look fat." Whooo boy it was on. A lot of the time when doing triage, I will ask people what they weigh as opposed to forcing them to get onto a scale. With women, the question is always "how much do you think you weigh" or "how much would you say you weigh?" Every so often one of them will call me out on it (friendly) and I will say there's a reason why wife still likes me after almost 30 years. reminds me of the time i was at the track in saratoga walking behind some bovine she-beast that was wearing black spandex with the brand GUESS written across the ass i walked by her and said out loud to myself "like tree fitty?" whilst looking straight ahead don't know if she got the gist but i got back to my club seat and larfed at my clevers
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Post by 2foolish on Aug 3, 2023 12:31:42 GMT -5
A lot of the time when doing triage, I will ask people what they weigh as opposed to forcing them to get onto a scale. With women, the question is always "how much do you think you weigh" or "how much would you say you weigh?" Every so often one of them will call me out on it (friendly) and I will say there's a reason why wife still likes me after almost 30 years. reminds me of the time i was at the track in saratoga walking behind some bovine she-beast that was wearing black spandex with the brand GUESS written across the ass i walked by her and said out loud to myself "like tree fitty?" whilst looking straight ahead don't know if she got the gist but i got back to my club seat and larfed at my clevers you are going to stay in pergutory for a long time my friend...
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Post by Big L on Aug 4, 2023 5:20:29 GMT -5
A lot of the time when doing triage, I will ask people what they weigh as opposed to forcing them to get onto a scale. With women, the question is always "how much do you think you weigh" or "how much would you say you weigh?" Every so often one of them will call me out on it (friendly) and I will say there's a reason why wife still likes me after almost 30 years. reminds me of the time i was at the track in saratoga walking behind some bovine she-beast that was wearing black spandex with the brand GUESS written across the ass i walked by her and said out loud to myself "like tree fitty?" whilst looking straight ahead don't know if she got the gist but i got back to my club seat and larfed at my clevers another was PINK across the ass. “I doubt it”
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Post by RobR on Aug 4, 2023 16:48:28 GMT -5
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Post by bxjetfan on Aug 4, 2023 18:08:35 GMT -5
Ya think?
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Post by Raoul Duke on Aug 7, 2023 7:06:58 GMT -5
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Post by Trades on Aug 7, 2023 19:28:09 GMT -5
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Post by 32Green on Aug 7, 2023 20:42:14 GMT -5
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Post by Trades on Aug 8, 2023 7:52:07 GMT -5
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Post by bxjetfan on Aug 8, 2023 17:06:25 GMT -5
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Post by bxjetfan on Aug 8, 2023 17:16:34 GMT -5
It's a miracle!!
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Post by Big L on Aug 9, 2023 5:15:09 GMT -5
Funny story but those kids ain’t twins.
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