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Post by porgyman on Feb 2, 2017 20:46:11 GMT -5
That's right, a monkey attempted to mount 2 female deers. He was somewhat successful with one of them. www.newser.com/story/236672/scientists-catch-monkey-having-sexual-relations-with-deer.html(NEWSER) – One lonely snow monkey in Japan is taking animal sexuality to strange new places. In a study published Tuesday in Primates, researchers documented a monkey having or attempting sexual relations with at least two sika deer. While one of the deer ran off, the monkey mounted another deer and ejaculated on its side, Gizmodo reports. According to the BBC, a co-author of the study says the act "included about 15 sexual movements over a period of 10 seconds." While sex between closely related species does happen, this is only the second time a sexual act between two distantly related species has been recorded, the Guardian reports. (The first was in 2006, involving an Antarctic fur seal and a penguin.) Snow monkeys and sika deer have had an up-until-now platonic relationship. Deer eat fruit dropped by the monkeys (as well as their poop), while the monkeys groom the deer and sometimes ride on their backs. In this case, however, the monkey was displaying "clearly sexual behavior," including chasing other monkeys away from the deer, notes the study. Researchers are blaming "mate deprivation," theorizing that the monkey—who has low social status—was suffering from "limited access to females." The incident happened during snow monkey breeding season. (Meanwhile, a North Korean zoo has a smoking chimp.)
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Post by tbp on Feb 2, 2017 20:56:38 GMT -5
North Korea: Challenger to Florida's hold on bizarre life.
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Post by 32Green on Feb 2, 2017 21:57:08 GMT -5
the monkey—who has low social status—was suffering from "limited access to females." Or...in other words...being a Pats* fan.
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Post by southside on Feb 2, 2017 22:11:59 GMT -5
the monkey—who has low social status—was suffering from "limited access to females." Or...in other words...being a Pats* fan. At least the monkey knows to stick it in a pussy... Can't say the same for those gheys.
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Post by Gunnails on Feb 2, 2017 22:28:13 GMT -5
Oh Mycah!
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Post by porgyman on Feb 2, 2017 23:06:20 GMT -5
Looking at the video in the link, the monkey mounts the deer, pulls out, gets off, then she licks it off. Looks like any porn movie out there.
Common.
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Post by 32Green on Feb 2, 2017 23:59:01 GMT -5
Looking at the video in the link, the monkey mounts the deer, pulls out, gets off, then she licks it off. Looks like any porn movie out there. Common. Look closer. The deer was a dude. You just watched a ghey porn, sally.
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Post by Hotman on Feb 3, 2017 0:41:45 GMT -5
Looking at the video in the link, the monkey mounts the deer, pulls out, gets off, then she licks it off. Looks like any porn movie out there. Common. Look closer. The deer was a dude. You just watched a ghey porn, sally. Oh fuk, that's no deer!!!
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Post by porgyman on Feb 3, 2017 8:24:46 GMT -5
Looking at the video in the link, the monkey mounts the deer, pulls out, gets off, then she licks it off. Looks like any porn movie out there. Common. Look closer. The deer was a dude. You just watched a ghey porn, sally. How close to the screen were you sitting to see that deer dick?
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Post by Ff2 on Feb 3, 2017 9:44:15 GMT -5
was suffering from "limited access to females."
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Post by 32Green on Feb 3, 2017 16:59:35 GMT -5
Look closer. The deer was a dude. You just watched a ghey porn, sally. How close to the screen were you sitting to see that deer dick? Dint have to be close. I grew up in teh woods dodging deer dicks all day. I know when ones coming.
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Post by JStokes on Feb 3, 2017 18:07:12 GMT -5
Look closer. The deer was a dude. You just watched a ghey porn, sally. Oh fuk, that's no deer!!! The fuck were you goggling to find that. Or was it in your private stache. _
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Post by Hotman on Feb 4, 2017 10:41:34 GMT -5
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Post by jetstream23 on Feb 4, 2017 19:15:37 GMT -5
That's right, a monkey attempted to mount 2 female deers. He was somewhat successful with one of them. www.newser.com/story/236672/scientists-catch-monkey-having-sexual-relations-with-deer.html(NEWSER) – One lonely snow monkey in Japan is taking animal sexuality to strange new places. In a study published Tuesday in Primates, researchers documented a monkey having or attempting sexual relations with at least two sika deer. While one of the deer ran off, the monkey mounted another deer and ejaculated on its side, Gizmodo reports. According to the BBC, a co-author of the study says the act "included about 15 sexual movements over a period of 10 seconds." While sex between closely related species does happen, this is only the second time a sexual act between two distantly related species has been recorded, the Guardian reports. (The first was in 2006, involving an Antarctic fur seal and a penguin.) Snow monkeys and sika deer have had an up-until-now platonic relationship. Deer eat fruit dropped by the monkeys (as well as their poop), while the monkeys groom the deer and sometimes ride on their backs. In this case, however, the monkey was displaying "clearly sexual behavior," including chasing other monkeys away from the deer, notes the study. Researchers are blaming "mate deprivation," theorizing that the monkey—who has low social status—was suffering from "limited access to females." The incident happened during snow monkey breeding season. (Meanwhile, a North Korean zoo has a smoking chimp.) Oh deer! Hey, that's what the monkey said! OHHHHHHH Deeeeer!!!
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