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Post by Warfish on Jun 8, 2017 20:49:20 GMT -5
I just realized I have a new thing I do. When I talk to women on the phone or in person I call them Hon. Never did it before and dont know why it started. Discuss. Get out of Baltimore, then, hon.
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Post by 32Green on Jun 8, 2017 21:09:09 GMT -5
I just realized I have a new thing I do. When I talk to women on the phone or in person I call them Hon. Never did it before and dont know why it started. Discuss. Get out of Baltimore, then, hon. Is that a Baltimore thing? Closest Ive been to Baltimore is dropping the sopne off at Ripken camp then speeding on by on 95. I'm a huge Yankee fan and I havent been able to bring myself to to go to Camden Yards. Dem shitbag town full of miscreants.
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Post by flushingjet on Jun 8, 2017 21:32:04 GMT -5
I just realized I have a new thing I do. When I talk to women on the phone or in person I call them Hon. Never did it before and dont know why it started. Discuss. Get out of Baltimore, then, hon. Finally
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Post by Hotman on Jun 9, 2017 1:25:46 GMT -5
Why, right after posting this thread, I went to the supermarket and said "thanks babe" to the 19 year old cashier when she handed me my receipt. I need help. She is currently posting your unaware pics on facebook and insta and snapchat telling everyone about the "gross old creep" that was calling her "babe" lol Is that a Baltimore thing? Closest Ive been to Baltimore is dropping the sopne off at Ripken camp then speeding on by on 95. I'm a huge Yankee fan and I havent been able to bring myself to to go to Camden Yards. Dem shitbag town full of miscreants. yep Balmer thing all the way
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2017 2:06:11 GMT -5
I called a girl hon before I closed my fly and she had me set up for 5 years sensitivity training. crazy
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Post by crossfire on Jun 9, 2017 5:16:57 GMT -5
"Babe" is better than "sugar tits." Perspective. I started the day with hon, ended up with babe...I'm slippery sloping to sugar tits on the way to thunder cunt. I need help. commom Have you begun wearing your pants up high yet? It's coming soon.
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Post by crossfire on Jun 9, 2017 5:24:56 GMT -5
What about when you can't remember some guys name? "Hey look who it is. How ya been buddy?" That's one of the advantages of my GF. Very friendly. I'll tell her "I've known that person for 12 years but I don't know his/her name (never really cared to)" and she'll walk up to them and say, "hi, I'm Maria" and we get the name. Best part is, she remembers who they are. _ I suck at remembering names. I even started putting some of the names of friend's wives in my phone so it looks like I remembered. I constantly ask my wife to do the introduction trick. My father always called my friends "buddy". Even the friends whose names he knew. His complete and total lack of giving a shit about names worked to perfection.
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Post by tkasper01 on Jun 9, 2017 6:04:31 GMT -5
What do you call them when they're in the trunk? Date night.
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Post by tkasper01 on Jun 9, 2017 6:08:51 GMT -5
What about when you can't remember some guys name? "Hey look who it is. How ya been buddy?" That's one of the advantages of my GF. Very friendly. I'll tell her "I've known that person for 12 years but I don't know his/her name (never really cared to)" and she'll walk up to them and say, "hi, I'm Maria" and we get the name. Best part is, she remembers who they are. _ My wife and I have a similar arrangement. If it is apparent that someone knows one of us the other jumps in with the intro after a minute. We meet/met so many folks in the last 20 years I cannot remember them all. This way we get the name and the other apologizes for forgetting to do the intro right off.
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Post by Sonny Werblin on Jun 9, 2017 6:19:26 GMT -5
I call people by their names because unlike the rest of you whose brains have been addled by age, drugs and/or atrophy, my brain works fine and I can remember people's names.
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Post by 32Green on Jun 9, 2017 6:25:27 GMT -5
I started the day with hon, ended up with babe...I'm slippery sloping to sugar tits on the way to thunder cunt. I need help. commom Have you begun wearing your pants up high yet? It's coming soon. Fred Mertz-ing? Not yet, thank gawd. Though, I do get mad when neighbors park in front of my house to leave the spot in front of their open. I stare between the curtains. I'm pretty much rounding third and sliding into "Get off my lawn" territory.
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Post by Sonny Werblin on Jun 9, 2017 6:37:57 GMT -5
Have you begun wearing your pants up high yet? It's coming soon. Fred Mertz-ing? Not yet, thank gawd. Though, I do get mad when neighbors park in front of my house to leave the spot in front of their open. I stare between the curtains. I'm pretty much rounding third and sliding into "Get off my lawn" territory. You need to boost your testosterone before it's too late. Knock off the processed foods, lots of red meat, less alcohol, and stop staying up so late watching reruns of Charles in Charge (your body needs sleep to produce testosterone). Seriously, old guys like you describe are basically old woman. All men are on the fast track to becoming women because unless you do something, your testosterone levels are on the express train to Southside.
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Post by Ff2 on Jun 9, 2017 8:51:23 GMT -5
Fred Mertz-ing? Not yet, thank gawd. Though, I do get mad when neighbors park in front of my house to leave the spot in front of their open. I stare between the curtains. I'm pretty much rounding third and sliding into "Get off my lawn" territory. You need to boost your testosterone before it's too late. Knock off the processed foods, lots of red meat, less alcohol, and stop staying up so late watching reruns of Charles in Charge (your body needs sleep to produce testosterone). Seriously, old guys like you describe are basically old woman. All men are on the fast track to becoming women because unless you do something, your testosterone levels are on the express train to Southside. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Post by quantum on Jun 12, 2017 12:10:27 GMT -5
i no longer answer the phone.
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Post by quantum on Jun 12, 2017 12:12:25 GMT -5
SHitbags. This thread is about my new thing...not old crappy TV shows. This isnt Ballbatherapaloooza. Why, right after posting this thread, I went to the supermarket and said "thanks babe" to the 19 year old cashier when she handed me my receipt. I need help. "Babe" is better than "sugar tits." Perspective. if for no other reason than said thundercunt may not actually have sugar tits, but some wrinkly old delated balloons
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