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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2017 13:16:49 GMT -5
So I'm waiting to get discharged. I dropped some cookies on the floor(I'm dropping a lot of shit) and thought about applying the 5 second rule. Then I thought about the confused guy shitting and pissing all over himself in the ICU and passed. Awesome that you are being discharged and feeling better. BTW, there is no five second rule, especially in a fuckin' hospital. Bacteria/viruses are transferred to the food instantaneously when dropped. We can thank that transgender scarecrow cook Julia Child for spreading that idiotic notion.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2017 13:27:51 GMT -5
feel better BX if it helps, I'm getting violated next week. The doctor calls it a "colonoscopy" but we *really* know what's going on is a gangbang. And I was saving myself for someone special! Don't worry. Usually, all the male medical and janitorial staff wear condoms during your "procedure". While you're out, why not do an anal bleaching session? Bet you score a huge discount as the doctor is "already there".
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Post by Trades on Sept 6, 2017 15:01:41 GMT -5
[br Dude. Any hand that can masterbate me is a good hand. Seriosly though this is starting to suck a little and i have some strength and mobility. Im dropping shit all the time now.I feel bad for my wife she lost her sister in May after a series of strokes. Shes freakin out a bit. Dude I don't know what to say other than we are all here for you bro. Wow, way to kick a guy while he is down!
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Post by Big L on Sept 6, 2017 15:06:05 GMT -5
Dude I don't know what to say other than we are all here for you bro. Wow, way to kick a guy while he is down! Dude what are you talking about? I think he offered to give him a hand job. That's really stepping up to the plate in my book.
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Post by Trades on Sept 6, 2017 15:09:08 GMT -5
Wow, way to kick a guy while he is down! Dude what are you talking about? I think he offered to give him a hand job. That's really stepping up to the plate in my book. Actually I think he said all of us would give him a hand job
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2017 15:09:48 GMT -5
Wow, way to kick a guy while he is down! Dude what are you talking about? I think he offered to give him a hand job. That's really stepping up to the plate in my book. I agree with Trades. To me, it looks like you told bx to go fuck himself and his gimpy hand. I know we goof around. But that's just wrong, man.
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Post by bxjetfan on Sept 6, 2017 16:02:08 GMT -5
Bunch a jerkoffs (hopefully) in this thread.
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Post by Big L on Sept 6, 2017 17:32:51 GMT -5
Dude what are you talking about? I think he offered to give him a hand job. That's really stepping up to the plate in my book. Actually I think he said all of us would give him a hand job I stand corrected.
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Post by bxjetfan on Sept 7, 2017 12:48:45 GMT -5
Ok here's the trip report PSA. Got back from walking the dog on Monday and at 10:57 I felt an explosion of numbness in my left shoulder and chest area and sat down immediately. I thought it might have been a heart attack immediately but after the initial explosion there was no pain so I figured stroke. My daughter wAs leaving to go back to Med School (sick brag!) and I didn't want to worry her so I hid in the bedroom until she left lol. She left and like another poster said I figured I'd wait a bit to see if the symptoms would subside. I also had to take a monster shit and knocked that out. Then I took a shower. You can laugh but I know from experience that once you're tied to that bed with all the wires and iv's you're shitting in that bed.
When I got out of the shower my wife noticed my arm dangling uselessly at my side and said something. It was here I cracked like an egg and told her I was worried about a stroke. She donned her super spouse costume and called 911. When I got to the ER they did a quick evaluation and then I got the CAT scan. Then what appeared to be a wet behind the ears resident came and told me about the miracle stroke drug, TPA. It helps to reduce and sometimes eliminate all symptoms of the stroke. It helps 1 in 8 people. It causes brain bleeds in 1 in 16. So I asked the kid what percent have to have surgery to correct the brain bleed. That fucked him up because he didn't have an answer and he wandered off. The Neurologist showed up and I decided to go for the drug. The idea of a brain bleed scared the fuck out of me but I figured I'd take the chance to repair what damage had already been done. The condition of my arm and face from where it was initially to now is pretty big. My left arm has full mobility and my fingers do too, but they don't respond as fast as before and I have to "tell" my hand/fingers to grab things, otherwise they slip out. I'm dropping tons of shit when I don't remember to grab something hard, like my phone, coffee filter, dogs water bowl etc. Here's the PSA part. The TPA miracle stroke drug has a window of two hours from the onset of the stroke until they will no longer administer it. I fucked around for a little bit and was lucky the Neurologist was there to immediately diagnose/allow the drug to be administered. He was on call and just happened to be there for another stroke victim.
If you got any questions fire away.
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Post by BEAC0NJET on Sept 7, 2017 13:22:17 GMT -5
whats the prognosis for getting close to, or back to, where you were with your arm and face? Sorry to hear all this, hang in there.
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Post by bxjetfan on Sept 7, 2017 13:35:08 GMT -5
whats the prognosis for getting close to, or back to, where you were with your arm and face? Sorry to hear all this, hang in there. This is just anecdotal but I was doing some reading while in the hospital. I was reading stories from stroke victims and their families and there doesn't seem to be any correlation between physical therapy and recovery. I'm not saying therapy doesn't do any good but more like there is no telling if your brain will recover enough to allow your body to recover. One of the Murses might chime in here with a better answer.
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Post by Big L on Sept 7, 2017 13:38:53 GMT -5
How old are you, and what's your general physical condition? Could this happen to anyone or are/were you in a high risk group?
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Post by Jetworks on Sept 7, 2017 14:24:40 GMT -5
Ok here's the trip report PSA. Got back from walking the dog on Monday and at 10:57 I felt an explosion of numbness in my left shoulder and chest area and sat down immediately. I thought it might have been a heart attack immediately but after the initial explosion there was no pain so I figured stroke. My daughter wAs leaving to go back to Med School (sick brag!) and I didn't want to worry her so I hid in the bedroom until she left lol. She left and like another poster said I figured I'd wait a bit to see if the symptoms would subside. I also had to take a monster shit and knocked that out. Then I took a shower. You can laugh but I know from experience that once you're tied to that bed with all the wires and iv's you're shitting in that bed. When I got out of the shower my wife noticed my arm dangling uselessly at my side and said something. It was here I cracked like an egg and told her I was worried about a stroke. She donned her super spouse costume and called 911. When I got to the ER they did a quick evaluation and then I got the CAT scan. Then what appeared to be a wet behind the ears resident came and told me about the miracle stroke drug, TPA. It helps to reduce and sometimes eliminate all symptoms of the stroke. It helps 1 in 8 people. It causes brain bleeds in 1 in 16. So I asked the kid what percent have to have surgery to correct the brain bleed. That fucked him up because he didn't have an answer and he wandered off. The Neurologist showed up and I decided to go for the drug. The idea of a brain bleed scared the fuck out of me but I figured I'd take the chance to repair what damage had already been done. The condition of my arm and face from where it was initially to now is pretty big. My left arm has full mobility and my fingers do too, but they don't respond as fast as before and I have to "tell" my hand/fingers to grab things, otherwise they slip out. I'm dropping tons of shit when I don't remember to grab something hard, like my phone, coffee filter, dogs water bowl etc. Here's the PSA part. The TPA miracle stroke drug has a window of two hours from the onset of the stroke until they will no longer administer it. I fucked around for a little bit and was lucky the Neurologist was there to immediately diagnose/allow the drug to be administered. He was on call and just happened to be there for another stroke victim. If you got any questions fire away. Two hours was generous, typically door to needle time is about an hour. Since you offered up the PSA, I'm guessing you're realizing how silly it was to mull around like you did. The hospital I work in is a designated stroke center, so I see plenty of these. I've seen some go very, very badly, and some go really well. You seem to be in the top portion of that group, so I think you should go ahead and give the PT a chance and be ridiculously diligent with followup care/planning. Are they keeping you on any anticoagulants like clopidogrel or warfarin? whats the prognosis for getting close to, or back to, where you were with your arm and face? Sorry to hear all this, hang in there. This is just anecdotal but I was doing some reading while in the hospital. I was reading stories from stroke victims and their families and there doesn't seem to be any correlation between physical therapy and recovery. I'm not saying therapy doesn't do any good but more like there is no telling if your brain will recover enough to allow your body to recover. One of the Murses might chime in here with a better answer. Fuck what other people say, studies or anecdotes. It's YOUR health, so you need to try what YOU think may work. The brain is capable of creating new pathways, not only in stroke victims, but people with TBI and developmental delays as well. PT will certainly not hurt, so it's worth doing. JMO.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2017 14:59:24 GMT -5
Ok here's the trip report PSA. Got back from walking the dog on Monday and at 10:57 I felt an explosion of numbness in my left shoulder and chest area and sat down immediately. I thought it might have been a heart attack immediately but after the initial explosion there was no pain so I figured stroke. My daughter wAs leaving to go back to Med School (sick brag!) and I didn't want to worry her so I hid in the bedroom until she left lol. She left and like another poster said I figured I'd wait a bit to see if the symptoms would subside. I also had to take a monster shit and knocked that out. Then I took a shower. You can laugh but I know from experience that once you're tied to that bed with all the wires and iv's you're shitting in that bed. When I got out of the shower my wife noticed my arm dangling uselessly at my side and said something. It was here I cracked like an egg and told her I was worried about a stroke. She donned her super spouse costume and called 911. When I got to the ER they did a quick evaluation and then I got the CAT scan. Then what appeared to be a wet behind the ears resident came and told me about the miracle stroke drug, TPA. It helps to reduce and sometimes eliminate all symptoms of the stroke. It helps 1 in 8 people. It causes brain bleeds in 1 in 16. So I asked the kid what percent have to have surgery to correct the brain bleed. That fucked him up because he didn't have an answer and he wandered off. The Neurologist showed up and I decided to go for the drug. The idea of a brain bleed scared the fuck out of me but I figured I'd take the chance to repair what damage had already been done. The condition of my arm and face from where it was initially to now is pretty big. My left arm has full mobility and my fingers do too, but they don't respond as fast as before and I have to "tell" my hand/fingers to grab things, otherwise they slip out. I'm dropping tons of shit when I don't remember to grab something hard, like my phone, coffee filter, dogs water bowl etc. Here's the PSA part. The TPA miracle stroke drug has a window of two hours from the onset of the stroke until they will no longer administer it. I fucked around for a little bit and was lucky the Neurologist was there to immediately diagnose/allow the drug to be administered. He was on call and just happened to be there for another stroke victim. If you got any questions fire away. Very well and concisely written. Although the massive shit image has me gagging a bit. Glad the wonder drug is working for you. Any idea why you had the stroke? High blood pressure? Arterial plaque? P.S. Congrats on your med school daughter. You should be proud.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2017 15:00:42 GMT -5
How old are you, and what's your general physical condition? Could this happen to anyone or are/were you in a high risk group? At his age? Most likely AIDS related.
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