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Post by porgyman on Aug 15, 2018 16:52:06 GMT -5
I’m back, you panty sniffing rascist Q lovers. Fuck all of you. Now, call the cops because you’re threatened. So, I’ve decided to return. Like a bad case of the clap it’s hard to leave you fuck heads. This time will be different. I’m avoiding the politics area. You can all continue to stroke one another by the light of your tiki torches if you want. Most of you are not worth saving. A lot has happened over the last year. To start, the chick that soaked my mattress, aka Geyser Girl, now hates my guts. I haven’t spoken to her in over a year. Probably my fault. Fucking around the last time that I saw her, I joked that I was gonna start calling her Old Faithful. She didn’t find it funny. She cursed me in both English and Spanish. Oh well. Then I met a hot girl with a lazy eye. Kind of freaked me out. That didn’t last too long. I briefly dated a girl that seemed ok. Good looks and personality. Great job. However she always had arm paralysis when a check arrived at a restaurant. Plus the pussy was only average. So, Porgy is on the prowl. I’ll share my dating adventures with you losers as time goes by. It will be nice to get the opinion of Gata. So, I’m back. No need to put up your For Sale signs. And I don’t have fried chicken, watermelon or grape soda with me. Fuck you. Peace! Porgy - welcome back my man. I actually missed you very very much. Jetstream is back (although from your post above your Cuban jetstream seems to have left). Hilarious return post BTW. I was laughing out loud reading it on the bus. Also, best of all, old crank stokes is gone and has been replaced with a new, sleeker, cooler, better, more friendly strokes. Looking forward to meeting you at Hampurcon this year. It’s ether gonna be in AC or Charlottesville, VA. See you there man! Thanks! How about Nome? I’d really fit in there!
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Aug 15, 2018 16:57:18 GMT -5
Porgy - welcome back my man. I actually missed you very very much. Jetstream is back (although from your post above your Cuban jetstream seems to have left). Hilarious return post BTW. I was laughing out loud reading it on the bus. Also, best of all, old crank stokes is gone and has been replaced with a new, sleeker, cooler, better, more friendly strokes. Looking forward to meeting you at Hampurcon this year. It’s ether gonna be in AC or Charlottesville, VA. See you there man! Thanks! How about Nome? I’d really fit in there! Nome. Omg - we can’t have hampurcon there though, once the jets move there and change their name, we all get to choose new teams. Let’s chose the University of Hawaii and have hampurcon in Maui.
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 15, 2018 17:05:41 GMT -5
So when we're fucking and he shits on my balls, it's not really shit. Got it. Fixed. Start using lube FFS poor guy WTF
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Post by tkasper01 on Aug 15, 2018 17:13:00 GMT -5
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Aug 15, 2018 17:14:10 GMT -5
FF2? Where are you?? These are all hysterical, but this one might be the funniest. The gold coins. LOL!
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Aug 15, 2018 17:15:58 GMT -5
And for the Krauts! Obviously, there should be a swastika somewhere on this one. Way to PC. common! Also, he needs a hitler mustache. This joke writes itself. Please update beacon. Thanks!
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Post by jetstream23 on Aug 15, 2018 18:01:56 GMT -5
So when we're fucking and she shits on my balls, it's not really shit. Got it. Correct. Also, when she finishes cumming and she puts her cock back in her pants she's not really a she. Hope that helps.
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 15, 2018 18:03:23 GMT -5
So when we're fucking and she shits on my balls, it's not really shit. Got it. Correct. Also, when she finishes cumming and she puts her cock back in her pants she's not really a she. Hope that helps. Did you just assume it's gender?
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Post by jetstream23 on Aug 15, 2018 18:05:57 GMT -5
I’m back, you panty sniffing rascist Q lovers. Fuck all of you. Now, call the cops because you’re threatened. So, I’ve decided to return. Like a bad case of the clap it’s hard to leave you fuck heads. This time will be different. I’m avoiding the politics area. You can all continue to stroke one another by the light of your tiki torches if you want. Most of you are not worth saving. A lot has happened over the last year. To start, the chick that soaked my mattress, aka Geyser Girl, now hates my guts. I haven’t spoken to her in over a year. Probably my fault. Fucking around the last time that I saw her, I joked that I was gonna start calling her Old Faithful. She didn’t find it funny. She cursed me in both English and Spanish. Oh well. Then I met a hot girl with a lazy eye. Kind of freaked me out. That didn’t last too long. I briefly dated a girl that seemed ok. Good looks and personality. Great job. However she always had arm paralysis when a check arrived at a restaurant. Plus the pussy was only average. So, Porgy is on the prowl. I’ll share my dating adventures with you losers as time goes by. It will be nice to get the opinion of Gata. So, I’m back. No need to put up your For Sale signs. And I don’t have fried chicken, watermelon or grape soda with me. Fuck you. Peace! Porgy - welcome back my man. I actually missed you very very much. Jetstream is back (although from your post above your Cuban jetstream seems to have left). Hilarious return post BTW. I was laughing out loud reading it on the bus. Also, best of all, old crank stokes is gone and has been replaced with a new, sleeker, cooler, better, more friendly strokes. Looking forward to meeting you at Hampurcon this year. It’s ether gonna be in AC or Charlottesville, VA. See you there man!Careful porgyman ....
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Aug 15, 2018 18:14:50 GMT -5
Porgy - welcome back my man. I actually missed you very very much. Jetstream is back (although from your post above your Cuban jetstream seems to have left). Hilarious return post BTW. I was laughing out loud reading it on the bus. Also, best of all, old crank stokes is gone and has been replaced with a new, sleeker, cooler, better, more friendly strokes. Looking forward to meeting you at Hampurcon this year. It’s ether gonna be in AC or Charlottesville, VA. See you there man!Careful porgyman .... Well someone is going to have to go to AC and rescue Rags from whatever fucked up reality he’s currently living in down there. His liver is on defcon 1 (or defcon 5), whichever one is worse - threatcon delta? Whatever, the dead hooker’s corpse is starting to rot and gangrene is infecting the mattress. I say we all show up with balloons and cake.
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Post by Jetworks on Aug 15, 2018 19:36:33 GMT -5
Nice, now we're back to having 2 black folks! Our demographic footprint is expanding!
Seriously, welcome back Porgy!
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Post by Mond the Bagnificient on Aug 15, 2018 20:30:13 GMT -5
Nice, now we're back to having 2 black folks! Our demographic footprint is expanding! Seriously, welcome back Porgy! The quota is for only one. Who let the other one in?!
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Post by 32Green on Aug 15, 2018 20:53:31 GMT -5
Nice, now we're back to having 2 black folks! Our demographic footprint is expanding! Seriously, welcome back Porgy! The quota is for only one. Who let the other one in?!
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Post by Hotman on Aug 16, 2018 1:56:12 GMT -5
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah!
Porgy back bitchess! woo
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