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My complaint about FF2 Fatass

There's an old saying that if you don't speak up, you won't be heard. As a firm believer in the veracity of that saying, I feel obligated to speak up on the subject of FF2 Fatass's paltry plans for the future. Allow me now to offer you an exemplum of how insidious FF2 can be: FF2 has found a way to avoid compliance with government regulations, circumvent any further litigation, and rule with an iron fist—all by trumping up a phony emergency. He promises that if we give him and his co-conspirators additional powers, he'll guard us from the most ungracious sideshow barkers I've ever seen. My question, however is, Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?—Who will guard the guards?

Any rational argument must acknowledge this. FF2's repulsive declamations, naturally, do not. FF2 used to maintain that it's okay for him to indulge his every whim and lust without regard for anyone else or for society as a whole. However, after my last letter so eloquently put a lie to that, FF2 and his torchbearers have busily if rather quietly gone to work on their palinodes—amending here, canceling there, and generally trying to conceal the fact that I shall not argue that FF2's newsgroup postings are an authentic map of his plan to exercise both subtlety and thoroughness in managing both the news and the entertainment that gets presented to us. Read them and see for yourself.

FF2's ability to escape punishment for hornswoggling people into voting against their own self interests doubtlessly tells us one thing. It tells us that our passage to Perdition has been booked. I believe it also tells us that FF2 has long been waffling on all the issues. What worries me more than that, however, is that if FF2 ever manages to expose and neutralize his critics rather than sit at the same table and negotiate, that's when the defecation will really hit the air conditioning. Now that I've told you what I think, let me end this letter by stating that I fully intend to expose FF2 Fatass's insinuations for what they really are. Let FF2 tremble. And though the heavens fall, let there be justice.