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Post by jay57 on Jan 25, 2019 17:08:57 GMT -5
(Gray News) – You can use science to explore the wonders of the universe, illuminate our world and advance the whole of human knowledge.
Or you can use it to prove Tom Brady’s a cheater.
The website NFL Draft Diamonds reported this week that Ace Davis, a 10-year-old in Kentucky, won his science fair last week with the project, “Is Tom Brady a Cheater?”
The answer, it turns out, is yes. Science says so.
Ace’s dad Christopher Davis posted pictures to Facebook that outline the project with the caption “Hater level: 100.”
Ace’s hypothesis: “Through various testing measures of different weights (PSI – pounds per square inch) of footballs, we should find that underinflated footballs provide a competitive advantage in a game.”
His test results show he and his family members throwing longer and longer passes with lighter and lighter footballs.
He concludes: “Tom Brady is indeed a cheater.”
Brady and the Patriots were accused of deliberately deflating footballs to gain an advantage in the 2015 AFC Championship Game against the Indianapolis Colts, a game the Patriots won, in an episode that came to be known as “Deflategate.”
An investigation commissioned by the NFL, the Wells Report, ultimately implicated the Patriots in that it could not identify “a set of credible environmental or physical factors that completely accounts for the additional loss in air pressure exhibited by the Patriots game balls as compared to the loss in air pressure exhibited by the Colts game balls.”
Brady eventually served a four-game suspension and the Patriots were penalized as a team.
Ace, himself a quarterback, told the NFL Draft Diamonds site that he came up with his science project, “because I hate Tom Brady, he’s been accused of cheating before, I want him to be caught.”
He told the site his project will now be entered into a statewide competition.
“I’m gonna win that too,” he said.
Tom Brady and the New England Patriots play the Los Angeles Rams in the Super Bowl in about a week and a half.
Ace isn’t pulling his punches with his prediction for that game, either.
He said Brady would play “terrible” and throw three interceptions, predicting a 30-14 Rams victory.
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Post by Big L on Jan 25, 2019 18:47:55 GMT -5
Fuckin cocksucker
Tom Brady, that is.
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Post by 32Green on Jan 25, 2019 18:50:39 GMT -5
The concluding pic alone makes this kid King of the Hampur. I wonder iffin he likes...Gladiator movies.
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Post by jay57 on Jan 25, 2019 20:47:43 GMT -5
I like his super bowl prediction.
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Post by Sonny Werblin on Jan 26, 2019 12:16:36 GMT -5
The concluding pic alone makes this kid King of the Hampur. I wonder iffin he likes...Gladiator movies. LOL, this made me think of "Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish Prison" .... I had no recollection whatsoever of the Gladiator movie line until I just watched it now. Weird how our minds work.  |
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Post by jay57 on Jan 26, 2019 13:41:35 GMT -5
The concluding pic alone makes this kid King of the Hampur. I wonder iffin he likes...Gladiator movies. LOL, this made me think of "Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish Prison" .... I had no recollection whatsoever of the Gladiator movie line until I just watched it now. Weird how our minds work. Saw that movie in the theater when I was like 10 years old. You could only hear about every third joke because everyone in the theater was laughing so loudly! Good times. |
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Post by Sonny Werblin on Jan 26, 2019 14:21:07 GMT -5
LOL, this made me think of "Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish Prison" .... I had no recollection whatsoever of the Gladiator movie line until I just watched it now. Weird how our minds work. Saw that movie in the theater when I was like 10 years old. You could only hear about every third joke because everyone in the theater was laughing so loudly! Good times. Yes. Airplane got it right. While this earlier attempt at parody got it all wrong.  |
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Post by Big L on Jan 26, 2019 15:08:22 GMT -5
LOL, this made me think of "Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish Prison" .... I had no recollection whatsoever of the Gladiator movie line until I just watched it now. Weird how our minds work. Saw that movie in the theater when I was like 10 years old. You could only hear about every third joke because everyone in the theater was laughing so loudly! Good times. Haha, saw it with my dad and brother, probably around when I was 8 or 9. |
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Post by Big L on Jan 26, 2019 15:08:57 GMT -5
Saw that movie in the theater when I was like 10 years old. You could only hear about every third joke because everyone in the theater was laughing so loudly! Good times. Yes. Airplane got it right. While this earlier attempt at parody got it all wrong. Haven’t seen this one. Hopefully on Netflix.... |
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Post by Ff2 on Jan 28, 2019 13:05:45 GMT -5
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Post by tkasper01 on Jan 28, 2019 13:19:49 GMT -5
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Post by Ff2 on Jan 28, 2019 13:21:24 GMT -5
The other kid is from Kentucky. |
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Post by tkasper01 on Jan 28, 2019 13:35:00 GMT -5
The other kid is from Kentucky. That may be true but it does not change the fact that your kid is a lying cheating prick like Belii. There I said it. |
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Post by BEAC0NJET on Jan 28, 2019 13:50:58 GMT -5
I heard Jayveion's mom did his project for him. Cheating New Englanders! |
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Post by 32Green on Jan 28, 2019 13:55:50 GMT -5
The concluding pic alone makes this kid King of the Hampur. I wonder iffin he likes...Gladiator movies. LOL, this made me think of "Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish Prison" .... I had no recollection whatsoever of the Gladiator movie line until I just watched it now. Weird how our minds work. I saw that movie probably 100 times simply because I was working in a movie theater when it came out. Friggen lines still pop into my head during different situations I run into. Got a lot of mileage out of the 'I speak jive" line. Sadly we are so politically correct and sensitive they couldnt even make this movie anymore. Did your nerd prove he didnt destroy his cell-phone?   |
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