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Post by Hotman on Mar 6, 2019 23:14:00 GMT -5
Why, I remember this one time on Kavis Alpha IV, I almost violated shore leave when a Stenuvian Suck-wench became vacuum-locked on my Johnson. Bones had to ventilate her bung-hole with a kazoo to break the seal. Oh he never let me forget. oh ho ho What is that the "no they never no more" Irish drinking song?? I heard that shit in boston, home of racists and overpriced crawdads |
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Post by Trades on Mar 6, 2019 23:15:33 GMT -5
Half you cretins would hit it. As someone in the comments section said, "she is like a moped. Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out about it" |
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Post by tbp on Mar 7, 2019 0:24:14 GMT -5
She must be french. French womenz like their leg and armpit hair. Now eyebrows? Seems right.
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Post by BEAC0NJET on Mar 7, 2019 15:13:50 GMT -5
looks like that Russian "chick" from the Dodgeball movie ![]()  Fran Stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky from Romanovia have feelings too, no? |
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Post by BEAC0NJET on Mar 7, 2019 15:16:03 GMT -5
Why, I remember this one time on Kavis Alpha IV, I almost violated shore leave when a Stenuvian Suck-wench became vacuum-locked on my Johnson. Bones had to ventilate her bung-hole with a kazoo to break the seal. Oh he never let me forget. oh ho ho What is that the "no they never no more" Irish drinking song?? The Wild Rover? And its "no, nay, never" |
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Post by stlouiejetfan on Mar 7, 2019 16:26:20 GMT -5
Half you cretins would hit it. Only half? Seems real low. |
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Post by crossfire on Mar 7, 2019 19:18:44 GMT -5
Even southslide might think twice about banging her
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Post by Trades on Mar 8, 2019 8:03:33 GMT -5
Even southslide might think twice about banging her Like he has a shot |
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Post by crossfire on Mar 8, 2019 18:43:14 GMT -5
Even southslide might think twice about banging her Like he has a shot Hmmm.... so you’re saying his chances are so piss poor that he couldn’t even THINK twice about it???  |
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Post by flushingjet on Mar 10, 2019 19:55:20 GMT -5
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