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Post by Jets Things on Jul 31, 2019 8:21:33 GMT -5
How can they charge her with public drunkenness based on a video? Were they able to give her a field sobriety test based on the video? Pointless charge. Sometimes I wish I was a potato. Your not too far. Keep sitting on your arse. Anyhoo, I'm guessing "I was drunk" was her affirmative defense (wtf else could it have been) as her lawyer, the cops and the D.A. all know this is going away and getting sealed after she cleans parks for a week for community service. The embarrassment alone has got be ridic, even in West Mifflin Pa. The guys mopping up roller coaster sick at Kennywood will be gossipping for weeks. |
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Post by porgyman on Jul 31, 2019 8:31:33 GMT -5
How much do you want to bet that Walmart still sold those potatoes?
Manager: toss some dirt on them....Sam Walton expects you to sell them.
Worker: but they were pissed on
Manager: do it....or you will be locked in the store tonight
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Post by 32Green on Jul 31, 2019 8:34:58 GMT -5
Your not too far. Keep sitting on your arse. Anyhoo, I'm guessing "I was drunk" was her affirmative defense (wtf else could it have been) as her lawyer, the cops and the D.A. all know this is going away and getting sealed after she cleans parks for a week for community service. The embarrassment alone has got be ridic, even in West Mifflin Pa. The guys mopping up roller coaster sick at Kennywood will be gossipping for weeks. Its "you're", penis breath. Oh wait. I typed that. |
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Post by Big L on Jul 31, 2019 8:58:51 GMT -5
Peetatoes
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Post by 2milehighJet on Jul 31, 2019 9:03:57 GMT -5
use them in a spud gun.
Better than a flaming bag of poop
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Post by Hotman on Jul 31, 2019 9:08:14 GMT -5
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Post by Trades on Jul 31, 2019 14:27:18 GMT -5
How can they charge her with public drunkenness based on a video? Were they able to give her a field sobriety test based on the video? Pointless charge. Sometimes I wish I was a potato. Maybe they gave her a piss test.... |
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Post by BEAC0NJET on Aug 1, 2019 10:12:51 GMT -5
Woulda been more impressed had she fired them out her cooch like a tater cannon POP! I think i saw that at a bachelor party one time. |
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Post by porgyman on Aug 1, 2019 10:48:15 GMT -5
Woulda been more impressed had she fired them out her cooch like a tater cannon POP! I think i saw that at a bachelor party one time. At my brothers bachelor party, one of the strippers did this with hard boiled eggs. Lots of rotten egg jokes followed... |
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Post by 32Green on Aug 1, 2019 11:23:40 GMT -5
I think i saw that at a bachelor party one time. At my brothers bachelor party, one of the strippers did this with hard boiled eggs. Lots of rotten egg jokes followed... Sexy Selena? That was her thing. If she handed the groom a wiffle-ball bat to hit the egg.... its confirmed. |
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Post by westcoastoffensive on Aug 1, 2019 12:31:16 GMT -5
no no no
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