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Post by shakin on Aug 1, 2019 23:24:17 GMT -5
Pussies. Action park in Jersey back when I was a kid was a literal bloodbath everyday. Necks breaking 3rd degree burns. A horror show you took your life in your hands on any ride there lol yeah teh days of "traction park"
a buddy and me sweet talked a couple of the broads working there into trading us their shirts as they were getting off their shift, we got their "staff" shirts and used them to go to the front of all the lines. somehow our drunken brazenness gave us away after awhile and we got tossed
another time my buddy had just gotten a ridiculous (but real cool at the time) eagle tattoo on his bicep... halfway down the alpine slide he wiped out and slid around 40 yards on the concrete, mostly on his bicep. his new ink was nothing but a bloody mess, then a couple days later an oozing scab, then for eternity a fucking hilarious splotchy indistinguishable blotch
lots of easy pussy at that park in them days. but then again, it was jersey
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Post by Big L on Aug 2, 2019 6:07:43 GMT -5
Action Park was the tits. Those Indy style go karts were awesome. Plus they’d sell beer to anyone. Drunken bungee jumping.
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Post by flushingjet on Aug 2, 2019 7:21:46 GMT -5
PK could fix this
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Post by Jetworks on Aug 2, 2019 8:03:58 GMT -5
Another time my friend decided to make a blockade halfway down the super fast blue slide. Was fun painful at times but fun. Then people started whizzing off the side onto the turf below then it felt like a felony and the familiar fear set in Friends of mine received lifetime bans. Nuff said  |
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Post by quantum on Aug 2, 2019 8:05:27 GMT -5
Remember some fat guy didn't let go of the rope from the mountain side 20 foot drop there was 2 ropes. The asshole swung back into the upper deck and almost decapitated himself. The only outrage was being on line that long and now having to wait for the fucking half asses ambulance to give us the all clear fun fact: this was first done during the French Revolution because the guillotine wasn't "family-friendly" enough. semi true story. |
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Post by 32Green on Aug 2, 2019 10:05:45 GMT -5
Never went, but I would have spent the entire time noticing people cutting the lines and getting pissed like I do at all parks, so I feel like was there anyway. Fuck that place.
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Post by shakin on Aug 2, 2019 10:27:12 GMT -5
Never went, but I would have spent the entire time noticing people cutting the lines and getting pissed like I do at all parks, so I feel like was there anyway. Fuck that place. it was the wild fucking west of amusement parks. like someone said, they'd sell beer to anyone. in any amount. some of their rides had to be the result of some sadist's acid trip. you literally got so hurt you'd get to the end like 'what the fucking hell was that shit?' then you'd get a beer and get back on the fucking line
crazy shit. fucking fun as hell. except for the 1.5 people that died there on average every year. rip shitbags
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Post by Trades on Aug 2, 2019 11:49:09 GMT -5
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Post by bxjetfan on Aug 2, 2019 12:16:07 GMT -5
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Post by 32Green on Aug 2, 2019 12:58:32 GMT -5
Never went, but I would have spent the entire time noticing people cutting the lines and getting pissed like I do at all parks, so I feel like was there anyway. Fuck that place. it was the wild fucking west of amusement parks. like someone said, they'd sell beer to anyone. in any amount. some of their rides had to be the result of some sadist's acid trip. you literally got so hurt you'd get to the end like 'what the fucking hell was that shit?' then you'd get a beer and get back on the fucking line
crazy shit. fucking fun as hell. except for the 1.5 people that died there on average every year. rip shitbags
 Holy brainfart...just watched the vid, I did go there..because I remember it was also Vernon Valley-Great Gorge during the winter...where I would go and ski in jeans and get fucked up too. Dont know how I forgot that place, I think I made through without getting hurt badly, some scratches. I also dont know how we drove home from Jersey all fucked up to LI without getting locked up or crashing...from skiing and AP... It was good practice for Jet games I guess. |
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Post by Big L on Aug 2, 2019 18:12:01 GMT -5
Action Park is where they taught me how to go fucking fast as shit on the alpine slides.
You push the handle forward, and you grab the hook at the font and pull back. Almost a guarantee to fly off the track.
So when my son and I did an alpine slide a few years ago in VT, I told him that trick. He didn’t fly off the track, but he skinned up his knee and elbow.
Good times. Good times...
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Post by 2milehighJet on Aug 4, 2019 15:49:34 GMT -5
Action Park is where they taught me how to go fucking fast as shit on the alpine slides. You push the handle forward, and you grab the hook at the font and pull back. Almost a guarantee to fly off the track. So when my son and I did an alpine slide a few years ago in VT, I told him that trick. He didn’t fly off the track, but he skinned up his knee and elbow. Good times. Good times... better to fly out than slider on the fiberglass track, that shit would burn your skin right off! |
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Post by 32Green on Aug 4, 2019 16:01:35 GMT -5
So when my son and I did an alpine slide a few years ago in VT, I told him that trick. He didn’t fly off the track, but he skinned up his knee and elbow. Good times. Good times... I can lend you a crossbow so you can shoot an arrow in his fuck'n head too.....jeez, Satan. |
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Post by Big L on Aug 4, 2019 16:33:03 GMT -5
So when my son and I did an alpine slide a few years ago in VT, I told him that trick. He didn’t fly off the track, but he skinned up his knee and elbow. Good times. Good times... I can lend you a crossbow so you can shoot an arrow in his fuck'n head too.....jeez, Satan. You forgot the common? |
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Post by 32Green on Aug 4, 2019 17:02:33 GMT -5
I can lend you a crossbow so you can shoot an arrow in his fuck'n head too.....jeez, Satan. You forgot the common? I'm being unpredictable this week. Common oh fuuuck |
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