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Post by tbp on Nov 30, 2016 21:18:04 GMT -5
Big kudos to the Jets team for upholding the highest principle in sports - sportsmanship. I'll TAKE it. A little feels is right on time. Does anybody remember you as The BAHSTAHN Patriot? I nope so. I shortened it as it was a PITA to type.
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Post by tbp on Nov 29, 2016 15:01:13 GMT -5
Big kudos to the Jets team for upholding the highest principle in sports - sportsmanship.
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Post by tbp on Nov 23, 2016 21:37:05 GMT -5
I guess not all the turkeys are dying this Thanksgiving.
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Post by tbp on Nov 23, 2016 21:34:56 GMT -5
Who you kidding? You are trying to look into the neighbors window. Perv.
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Post by tbp on Nov 21, 2016 17:05:48 GMT -5
Crazy eyes.
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Post by tbp on Nov 21, 2016 16:59:37 GMT -5
CA is having a big problem with mountain lions attacking bikers. Watch your six.
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Post by tbp on Nov 9, 2016 15:22:17 GMT -5
He hasn't responded to this thread as he is in the process of moving to Massachusetts.
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Post by tbp on Oct 29, 2016 20:47:26 GMT -5
I'll bet he was a hoot in the mod lounge. In the day, that is.
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Post by tbp on Oct 28, 2016 20:29:10 GMT -5
Cherry Buster
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Post by tbp on Oct 28, 2016 20:25:50 GMT -5
Dear Abby,
I've got a problem that I'm sure you've handled before so here goes. While I went shopping with the nride the other day (at the narket) ahe had gone to the cosmetic aisle and left me in the fruit and vegetable area. I was looking at the cantaloupes and this very attractive NILF began a conversation with me. She opened the conversation with "Are you knowledgeable about these melons?" to which I responded "YES!, ES I AM!" At that, she moved ever closer to me and actually touched my arm with her arm. Than she blurted out, "Do you like these melons? Are they the right size? Do they have what you are looking for in melons?" Prior to answering I looked down across her loose fitting top and saw the most beautiful cleavage I have seen since Mary Pasquale bent over in high school. Her nipples were bright pink and in a field of pink aureola nestled in a very lacy half bra. With beads of sweat beginning to to appear I blurted out "they are beautiful, ripe, and extraordinarily generous in size" She smiled and asked if I would help her select a melon that I would prefer so she could see what a man would choose when confronted with choice.
My question is: Are D'Anjou pears in season yet?
ETA: Fixed typos you douchbags! And it's Maya Angelou you Cretans!
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Post by tbp on Oct 26, 2016 14:24:01 GMT -5
I heard they were going to new credit card swipe readers. GO BILLS! ![](http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq262/rustybindings/IMG_5906-1_zpsu4hyedol.jpg) That's an Eire County Handwarmer.
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Post by tbp on Oct 26, 2016 10:43:57 GMT -5
Gotta love apologies.. "I am sorry that my past has called into question the character or integrity of The New York Giants, Mr. Mara or any of those who have supported me along the way," Brown said in his statement. "I have taken measures to get help so that I may be the voice of change, not a statistic. It is important to share that I never struck my wife, and never would. Abuse takes many forms, and is not a gray area. Through the past several years I have worked to identify and rectify my own behaviors. The road to rehabilitation is a journey and a constant modification of a way of life. My journey will continue forever as a person determined to leave a positive legacy and I embrace the opportunities to show and speak about what has helped me to be that man.CONSTANT MODIFICATION OF A WAY OF LIFE? ![???](http://i.imgur.com/UaOAD4w.gif) ? Thanks Josh, PLEASE teach us all about how we shouldn't beat on our wives. OH YEAH....FUCK YOU cuz we already know you POS. Mara, Goodell, and Brown are three despicable human beings that conspired to sweep Brown's crimes away. You can't get much worse than woman beaters and their enablers. They all need to be vilified forever for this shitstorm. After the Rice affair you would think that Goodell would have learned his lesson. It strikes me that he is too stupid to understand logic and too corrupt to care.
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Post by tbp on Oct 26, 2016 10:34:38 GMT -5
Where the Fuck you been Jail? ' Had a couple of personal family issues. It's a bit better lately. I've been reading the forum just didn't have much to say or contribute. This place is a really good place to come to when the rest of the world is a fucking madhouse. Believe me, you guys are a whole lot more normal than most of the shit going on in this world.
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Post by tbp on Oct 25, 2016 19:22:30 GMT -5
Racist
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Post by tbp on Oct 23, 2016 10:41:41 GMT -5
You're the one that watched? I would have guessed it was a Hampurite.
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