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Post by Jets Things on Jul 8, 2018 20:38:47 GMT -5
on the spectrum of good and evil from Gandhi to Hitler, that does sound like it would be much more to the Hitler side of the equation. This logic is how I lost blowjobs. Dont agree to it. I think these chicks saw this on the intratents and are sharing it with eachother. Which is bullsh*t. Win the lottery, buy the wife expensive stuff. Blowjobs will return.
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Post by Hotman on Jul 9, 2018 1:49:02 GMT -5
FML. I let the cat outside yesterday morning, haven’t seen it since 11 am yesterday. No sound or sign of it. Just vanished. Cat never went far either. It was my sons cat. Friendly as hell that little fucker. We’re devastated. He's in someone's garage, tell your son not to sweat it. Had two neighbors cats disappear, they turned up a month later. This. the cat will come back in a month, or a year, or a day. That's what these shitty little animals do. Not a fan of cats at all but its alive and it will come back like nothing ever happened when it needs something one day.
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Post by Hotman on Jul 9, 2018 1:51:25 GMT -5
This logic is how I lost blowjobs. Dont agree to it. I think these chicks saw this on the intratents and are sharing it with eachother. Which is bullsh*t. Win the lottery, buy the wife expensive stuff. Blowjobs will return. Meh... same can be done with a timely burger from Hardees tbh
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jul 9, 2018 6:41:07 GMT -5
In the "Top 3 things my wife hates about me", number 1 would be I can't find anything. Even if she tells me where to look, I'll come back saying it's not there. She'll go exactly to where she said it would be and come back 2 minutes later with the "You're shitting me right?" look.
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Post by Big L on Jul 9, 2018 8:09:40 GMT -5
I haven’t sharted in a long time.
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Post by 32Green on Jul 9, 2018 11:25:16 GMT -5
In the "Top 3 things my wife hates about me", number 1 would be I can't find anything. Even if she tells me where to look, I'll come back saying it's not there. She'll go exactly to where she said it would be and come back 2 minutes later with the "You're shitting me right?" look. I do this too, but I compound it with me having a shitty attitude about "someone must have moved/taken/stole" it. I haven’t sharted in a long time. Fuck'n weirdo, boy howdy. Control your bowels.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2018 14:39:07 GMT -5
Bedtime for Me and Mrs Werblin..... Me: Does it make me a bad person if I can't stop thinking about cumming on your breasts? Mrs Werblin: I don't know for sure but on the spectrum of good and evil from Gandhi to Hitler, that does sound like it would be much more to the Hitler side of the equation. Me: Hmmmmmm....... Does it make me a bad person if now I can't stop thinking about Gandhi cumming on your breasts? Mrs Werblin: Yes. Yes it does. Take her to New ORleans where the crowd cheers for every Ghandi they see. They really love seeing a couple reach nirvana.
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Post by bxjetfan on Jul 9, 2018 15:09:25 GMT -5
Why does Fordham have an "H" in it? As a matter of fact, what's the deal with this silent letter bullshit?
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jul 10, 2018 1:26:12 GMT -5
In the "Top 3 things my wife hates about me", number 1 would be I can't find anything. Even if she tells me where to look, I'll come back saying it's not there. She'll go exactly to where she said it would be and come back 2 minutes later with the "You're shitting me right?" look. I do this too, but I compound it with me having a shitty attitude about "someone must have moved/taken/stole" it. The scissors!!
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Post by Hotman on Jul 10, 2018 1:54:23 GMT -5
Yea i tend to jump to the stolen senario aspect first... don't ask me why. then I feel bad for a few min
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Post by 32Green on Jul 10, 2018 9:23:01 GMT -5
I do this too, but I compound it with me having a shitty attitude about "someone must have moved/taken/stole" it. The scissors!! And now, phone chargers. Fuckin all bets are off, no decorum is recognized God forbid someone's phone is low. You can see the fuckin whip marks on the wall where the cord struck it as it was being covertly ripped out. And now all those cheap ones you buy off he counter at the store dont work any time your phone takes an update, the bastards. Fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Yea i tend to jump to the stolen senario aspect first... don't ask me why. then I feel bad for a few min You feel bad, but immediately do it again. I know you.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jul 10, 2018 9:29:40 GMT -5
And now, phone chargers. Fuckin all bets are off, no decorum is recognized God forbid someone's phone is low. You can see the fuckin whip marks on the wall where the cord struck it as it was being covertly ripped out. And now all those cheap ones you buy off he counter at the store dont work any time your phone takes an update, the bastards. Fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Experiencing this as we speak. My phone won't charge. I've tried 3 different cables form coworkers. Yes I cleaned the lint out of the hole. The irony being the 60 mini usb cables at home totally useless.
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Post by Jets Things on Jul 10, 2018 10:16:28 GMT -5
And now, phone chargers. Fuckin all bets are off, no decorum is recognized God forbid someone's phone is low. You can see the fuckin whip marks on the wall where the cord struck it as it was being covertly ripped out. And now all those cheap ones you buy off he counter at the store dont work any time your phone takes an update, the bastards. Fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Experiencing this as we speak. My phone won't charge. I've tried 3 different cables form coworkers. Yes I cleaned the lint out of the hole. The irony being the 60 mini usb cables at home totally useless. Did you try cleaning the lint out of the hole?
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Post by quantum on Jul 10, 2018 11:04:00 GMT -5
Experiencing this as we speak. My phone won't charge. I've tried 3 different cables form coworkers. Yes I cleaned the lint out of the hole. The irony being the 60 mini usb cables at home totally useless. Did you try cleaning the lint out of the hole? you should be more specific as to which hole you're talking about
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Post by bxjetfan on Jul 10, 2018 11:23:38 GMT -5
Did you try cleaning the lint out of the hole? you should be more specific as to which hole you're talking about Had a surgery where they gutted me like a fish. When they sewed me back up the belly button didn't line up with the indent below the skin. Now I have to push then slide everything over the hole to dig out the lint. First world problems.
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