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Post by bxjetfan on Jul 24, 2018 11:33:09 GMT -5
use gold bond you moran ball coke So you're saying Bond keeps your balls dry?
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jul 24, 2018 11:35:21 GMT -5
Fuck it, trying the stick tomorrow.
Will report, with pics.
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Post by shakin on Jul 24, 2018 11:39:22 GMT -5
use gold bond you moran ball coke So you're saying Bond keeps your balls dry? read into it whatever you like
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Post by 32Green on Jul 24, 2018 11:46:02 GMT -5
I'd be wary of the moment you are rolling the stick on your armpits and staring at yourself in the mirror and the look you give yourself when you realize the last place the stick was..was on your taint. That will be some special moment, boy howdy.
Btw, who are these fucktards trying to talk a Frenchman out of using deodorant? Seems dumb
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Post by bxjetfan on Jul 24, 2018 11:55:34 GMT -5
I'd be wary of the moment you are rolling the stick on your armpits and staring at yourself in the mirror and the look you give yourself when you realize the last place the stick was..was on your taint. That will be some special moment, boy howdy. Btw, who are these fucktards trying to talk a Frenchman out of using deodorant? Seems dumb Without a shower all it does is seal in the stink. Just sayin.
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Post by shakin on Jul 24, 2018 11:57:42 GMT -5
he's gonna smell like a block of fremunda cheese in a field of daisies
many dogs will be pokenose sniffing teh frog sack
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jul 24, 2018 12:00:56 GMT -5
I'd be wary of the moment you are rolling the stick on your armpits and staring at yourself in the mirror and the look you give yourself when you realize the last place the stick was..was on your taint. That will be some special moment, boy howdy. Btw, who are these fucktards trying to talk a Frenchman out of using deodorant? Seems dumb I’m on to something. Only thing weird would be the wife walking in.
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Post by Trades on Jul 24, 2018 15:51:27 GMT -5
I'd be wary of the moment you are rolling the stick on your armpits and staring at yourself in the mirror and the look you give yourself when you realize the last place the stick was..was on your taint. That will be some special moment, boy howdy. Btw, who are these fucktards trying to talk a Frenchman out of using deodorant? Seems dumb I’m on to something. Only thing weird would be the wife walking in. I have found you should use only deodorants with menthol in them. www.amazon.com/Rexona-Men-Xtracool-Deodorant-5-07fl-oz/dp/B00KRDKK2S
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jul 25, 2018 6:53:28 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2018 9:46:28 GMT -5
Had a beach house with like 6 other people. Pretty girl with assets is wandering along our street; sure! She wants to hang! Invitaion; introduction, quick flash of the sweet stuff and I'm King of the House. All the dingus' take a shot, and I've already lost interest - my social standing having been affirmed for the duration. Some Cub scout level sex show has started; and I see fingers and ding dongs and this girl is trying to make good on her promise of free love...when she says "NO - no more for you guys until I get (points at me) wc0-ski!" So now the pressure is back on, and it shows. REALLY shows. (I always hated that "Shrinkage" seinfeld) So now I'm the show - Lady Guinevere is yelling, the hounds are barking...common...my social standing is now slipping away...and then my new friend stops working my dead soldier and yells "GET SOME TOOTHPASTE."
Ha ha ha - that was INTENSE PAIN... by the time I calm down and wash off, some neanderthal from up the street is showing how it's done; the dingus' all outside the door looking on. I just walked outside and swore never to tell a soul.
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Post by Peebag on Jul 25, 2018 9:56:18 GMT -5
Had a beach house with like 6 other people. Pretty girl with assets is wandering along our street; sure! She wants to hang! Invitaion; introduction, quick flash of the sweet stuff and I'm King of the House. All the dingus' take a shot, and I've already lost interest - my social standing having been affirmed for the duration. Some Cub scout level sex show has started; and I see fingers and ding dongs and this girl is trying to make good on her promise of free love...when she says "NO - no more for you guys until I get (points at me) wc0-ski!" So now the pressure is back on, and it shows. REALLY shows. (I always hated that "Shrinkage" seinfeld) So now I'm the show - Lady Guinevere is yelling, the hounds are barking...common...my social standing is now slipping away...and then my new friend stops working my dead soldier and yells "GET SOME TOOTHPASTE." Ha ha ha - that was INTENSE PAIN... by the time I calm down and wash off, some neanderthal from up the street is showing how it's done; the dingus' all outside the door looking on. I just walked outside and swore never to tell a soul. King Lear?
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Post by GATA 👀 on Jul 25, 2018 9:59:00 GMT -5
Had a beach house with like 6 other people. Pretty girl with assets is wandering along our street; sure! She wants to hang! Invitaion; introduction, quick flash of the sweet stuff and I'm King of the House. All the dingus' take a shot, and I've already lost interest - my social standing having been affirmed for the duration. Some Cub scout level sex show has started; and I see fingers and ding dongs and this girl is trying to make good on her promise of free love...when she says "NO - no more for you guys until I get (points at me) wc0-ski!" So now the pressure is back on, and it shows. REALLY shows. (I always hated that "Shrinkage" seinfeld) So now I'm the show - Lady Guinevere is yelling, the hounds are barking...common...my social standing is now slipping away...and then my new friend stops working my dead soldier and yells "GET SOME TOOTHPASTE." Ha ha ha - that was INTENSE PAIN... by the time I calm down and wash off, some neanderthal from up the street is showing how it's done; the dingus' all outside the door looking on. I just walked outside and swore never to tell a soul. Really trying to decode this but at the same time I probably shouldn't. So. . . Yea . . .
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Post by 32Green on Jul 25, 2018 10:08:14 GMT -5
Had a beach house with like 6 other people. Pretty girl with assets is wandering along our street; sure! She wants to hang! Invitaion; introduction, quick flash of the sweet stuff and I'm King of the House. All the dingus' take a shot, and I've already lost interest - my social standing having been affirmed for the duration. Some Cub scout level sex show has started; and I see fingers and ding dongs and this girl is trying to make good on her promise of free love...when she says "NO - no more for you guys until I get (points at me) wc0-ski!" So now the pressure is back on, and it shows. REALLY shows. (I always hated that "Shrinkage" seinfeld) So now I'm the show - Lady Guinevere is yelling, the hounds are barking...common...my social standing is now slipping away...and then my new friend stops working my dead soldier and yells "GET SOME TOOTHPASTE." Ha ha ha - that was INTENSE PAIN... by the time I calm down and wash off, some neanderthal from up the street is showing how it's done; the dingus' all outside the door looking on. I just walked outside and swore never to tell a soul.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2018 10:13:00 GMT -5
So a French guy can talk about burning his sack, but I can't? lol I was 20 at the time.
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Post by Big L on Jul 25, 2018 11:47:44 GMT -5
I ran that through google translate, and it says there was an orgy where WCO couldn’t wood, so toothpaste applied to the scrotal area.
Did it get that right?
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