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Post by 32Green on Apr 29, 2019 10:54:14 GMT -5
Went to the grocery store the other day to pick up some stuff for din-din when what should I spy...a bag of pork rinds. Kinda stared at them, thought no you filthy savage look at yourself for gawds sake, then grabbed them and threw them in the cart. Got home, hid them in the back of a cabinet behind rice cakes and wheat bread while the wife wasnt looking. Yankee game comes on, wife heads upstairs, I make a bee-line for the rinds, supplemented by a delicious beer. Whole bag gone in 10 minutes of crunchy debauchery. I hope this doesnt become a thing because I am def. a creature of habit. Have you ever had freshly made ones? oh holy crap. No, but I usually hit a County fair in Pa. that sells them. Will try them this summer (if the wife isnt looking...but then again..think she tried the fried oreo's...so...)
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Post by Hotman on Apr 30, 2019 0:21:48 GMT -5
Went to the grocery store the other day to pick up some stuff for din-din when what should I spy...a bag of pork rinds. Kinda stared at them, thought no you filthy savage look at yourself for gawds sake, then grabbed them and threw them in the cart. Got home, hid them in the back of a cabinet behind rice cakes and wheat bread while the wife wasnt looking. Yankee game comes on, wife heads upstairs, I make a bee-line for the rinds, supplemented by a delicious beer. Whole bag gone in 10 minutes of crunchy debauchery. I hope this doesnt become a thing because I am def. a creature of habit. Have you ever had freshly made ones? oh holy crap. yeah a couple days ago
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Post by porgyman on Apr 30, 2019 6:52:01 GMT -5
Went to the grocery store the other day to pick up some stuff for din-din when what should I spy...a bag of pork rinds. Kinda stared at them, thought no you filthy savage look at yourself for gawds sake, then grabbed them and threw them in the cart. Got home, hid them in the back of a cabinet behind rice cakes and wheat bread while the wife wasnt looking. Yankee game comes on, wife heads upstairs, I make a bee-line for the rinds, supplemented by a delicious beer. Whole bag gone in 10 minutes of crunchy debauchery. I hope this doesnt become a thing because I am def. a creature of habit. This is too funny! A couple of weeks ago, while in the gym, I was chatting with a trainer. We started talking about snacks...and he brought up pork rinds. They are better for you than chips, with lower calories and fat and cholesterol. Just look for a brand that is slightly lower in salt...and you are golden!
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Post by Hotman on Apr 30, 2019 15:54:38 GMT -5
Went to the grocery store the other day to pick up some stuff for din-din when what should I spy...a bag of pork rinds. Kinda stared at them, thought no you filthy savage look at yourself for gawds sake, then grabbed them and threw them in the cart. Got home, hid them in the back of a cabinet behind rice cakes and wheat bread while the wife wasnt looking. Yankee game comes on, wife heads upstairs, I make a bee-line for the rinds, supplemented by a delicious beer. Whole bag gone in 10 minutes of crunchy debauchery. I hope this doesnt become a thing because I am def. a creature of habit. This is too funny! A couple of weeks ago, while in the gym, I was chatting with a trainer. We started talking about snacks...and he brought up pork rinds. They are better for you than chips, with lower calories and fat and cholesterol. Just look for a brand that is slightly lower in salt...and you are golden! Fat is good for you. The masters and their 3 letter groups started a disinfo campaign decades ago to convince ppl fats and and meats etc are bad for you and is the cause of obesity. And even natural sugars. WRONG! Processed chemicals and processed sugars and fructose etc are the true poison. They got the ppl to get fats out of diet to dumb them down so their brains don't work properly and also cause all kinds of mystery ailments they must go to Dr and get medicated on. This started decades ago. If you wanna be healthy, eat how they USED to eat. I cook with bacon fat exclusively also (real) butter and of course for Italian EVOO
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Post by quantum on May 1, 2019 8:22:18 GMT -5
This is too funny! A couple of weeks ago, while in the gym, I was chatting with a trainer. We started talking about snacks...and he brought up pork rinds. They are better for you than chips, with lower calories and fat and cholesterol. Just look for a brand that is slightly lower in salt...and you are golden! Fat is good for you. The masters and their 3 letter groups started a disinfo campaign decades ago to convince ppl fats and and meats etc are bad for you and is the cause of obesity. And even natural sugars. WRONG! Processed chemicals and processed sugars and fructose etc are the true poison. They got the ppl to get fats out of diet to dumb them down so their brains don't work properly and also cause all kinds of mystery ailments they must go to Dr and get medicated on. This started decades ago. If you wanna be healthy, eat how they USED to eat. I cook with bacon fat exclusively also (real) butter and of course for Italian EVOO fact check: TRUE! stuff that screws with your insulin levels = very bad
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Post by bxjetfan on May 1, 2019 18:30:54 GMT -5
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it's probably shit. Wifnes facebook.
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Post by 32Green on May 3, 2019 15:09:33 GMT -5
My new fave Fox Network girl for my conservative brothers. (because my lib brothers are really my sisters, dont watch Fox and dont like chicks) Jacqui Heinrichs.
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Post by shakin on May 3, 2019 15:12:21 GMT -5
My new fave Fox Network girl for my conservative brothers. (because my lib brothers are really my sisters, dont watch Fox and dont like chicks) Jacqui Heinrichs.
outrageous sweater meat
i may be able to beat my screen saver with this one
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Post by 32Green on May 3, 2019 15:25:42 GMT -5
My new fave Fox Network girl for my conservative brothers. (because my lib brothers are really my sisters, dont watch Fox and dont like chicks) Jacqui Heinrichs.
outrageous sweater meat
i may be able to beat my screen saver with this one
She has potential for two of my scenario's....The "surprised Librarian" and "Former cheer leader tries on her old uniform".
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Post by Hotman on May 3, 2019 20:20:03 GMT -5
outrageous sweater meat
i may be able to beat my screen saver with this one
She has potential for two of my scenario's....The "surprised Librarian" and "Former cheer leader tries on her old uniform". Here u go
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Post by 32Green on May 3, 2019 22:21:23 GMT -5
She has potential for two of my scenario's....The "surprised Librarian" and "Former cheer leader tries on her old uniform". Here u go Nah. Too skinny, neurotic and yappy.
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Post by Hotman on May 3, 2019 22:59:30 GMT -5
Here u go Nah. Too skinny, neurotic and yappy. Ah werd I forgot you like the fat chicks
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Post by PK on May 4, 2019 18:48:09 GMT -5
Project we just finished. Building pools is way more fun than being a plumber.
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Post by Hotman on May 4, 2019 18:59:32 GMT -5
Where's the hot tub for the bitches?
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Post by PK on May 4, 2019 19:22:20 GMT -5
Where's the hot tub for the bitches? They opted for the tanning ledge...
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