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Post by shakin on Apr 22, 2024 19:26:35 GMT -5
nope. i'm not catholian. nothing like that at all. although i am willing to learn Digits, pronto. i think i sent them to you once when you were too afraid to play a round of golf, because your gay french friend wasn't gonna be there
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Post by Big L on Apr 24, 2024 10:36:05 GMT -5
Sunday Monday, happy days Tuesday Wednesday, happy days Thursday Friday, happy days Saturday, what a day Groovin’ all week with you.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Apr 24, 2024 11:05:36 GMT -5
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Post by Big L on Apr 24, 2024 11:20:01 GMT -5
it was a much gayer time back then.
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Post by shakin on Apr 25, 2024 16:46:57 GMT -5
when i was in like 10th grade we used to cut class and go to the candy/convenience store down the block and play asteroids, space invaders, missile command, etc. their magazine rack was right next to the games, and i always used to crack my buddies up by being able to clip some porno mag off the rack without them or the owners seeing me do it. one time it was one of the really raunchy ones. one pic was a closeup of a little plastic toy scuba diver sticking out of a beefy pair of pink twat lips, we were laughing our asses off and i tore it out and folded it up and stuck it in my pocket because we were gonna tape it to the door of this bitch science teacher we all hated. anyways because we were stoned out of our faces, i forgot about it, went home and fell asleep on the couch in my living room. later on after dinner, my (religious) mom knocks on my bedroom door, i open it and she's holding up the picture going "SHAKIN MIDDLENAME LASTNAME, IS THIS YOURS??!!!" it musta fell out of my pocket in my wasted slumber. so i'm like "NO, EWW, MA WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???"
convinced her i never saw it before, she believed me, blamed my older brother, she didn't believe him, and he caught fuckin hell from her and my (religious) dad. for being a pervert and a liar and prolly going to hell
yeah he beat the fuck out of me but at least my parents didn't think i was the one with a fetish for sticking toys up whore's twats.
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 25, 2024 17:02:07 GMT -5
when i was in like 10th grade we used to cut class and go to the candy/convenience store down the block and play asteroids, space invaders, missile command, etc. their magazine rack was right next to the games, and i always used to crack my buddies up by being able to clip some porno mag off the rack without them or the owners seeing me do it. one time it was one of the really raunchy ones. one pic was a closeup of a little plastic toy scuba diver sticking out of a beefy pair of pink twat lips, we were laughing our asses off and i tore it out and folded it up and stuck it in my pocket because we were gonna tape it to the door of this bitch science teacher we all hated. anyways because we were stoned out of our faces, i forgot about it, went home and fell asleep on the couch in my living room. later on after dinner, my (religious) mom knocks on my bedroom door, i open it and she's holding up the picture going "SHAKIN MIDDLENAME LASTNAME, IS THIS YOURS??!!!" it musta fell out of my pocket in my wasted slumber. so i'm like "NO, EWW, MA WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???" convinced her i never saw it before, she believed me, blamed my older brother, she didn't believe him, and he caught fuckin hell from her and my (religious) dad. for being a pervert and a liar and prolly going to hell yeah he beat the fuck out of me but at least my parents didn't think i was the one with a fetish for sticking toys up whore's twats. Is your last name really "Lastname?"
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Post by shakin on Apr 25, 2024 17:05:17 GMT -5
when i was in like 10th grade we used to cut class and go to the candy/convenience store down the block and play asteroids, space invaders, missile command, etc. their magazine rack was right next to the games, and i always used to crack my buddies up by being able to clip some porno mag off the rack without them or the owners seeing me do it. one time it was one of the really raunchy ones. one pic was a closeup of a little plastic toy scuba diver sticking out of a beefy pair of pink twat lips, we were laughing our asses off and i tore it out and folded it up and stuck it in my pocket because we were gonna tape it to the door of this bitch science teacher we all hated. anyways because we were stoned out of our faces, i forgot about it, went home and fell asleep on the couch in my living room. later on after dinner, my (religious) mom knocks on my bedroom door, i open it and she's holding up the picture going "SHAKIN MIDDLENAME LASTNAME, IS THIS YOURS??!!!" it musta fell out of my pocket in my wasted slumber. so i'm like "NO, EWW, MA WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???" convinced her i never saw it before, she believed me, blamed my older brother, she didn't believe him, and he caught fuckin hell from her and my (religious) dad. for being a pervert and a liar and prolly going to hell yeah he beat the fuck out of me but at least my parents didn't think i was the one with a fetish for sticking toys up whore's twats. Is your last name really "Lastname?" yo don't dox me bro. not cool
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Post by Raoul Duke on Apr 26, 2024 4:50:14 GMT -5
when i was in like 10th grade we used to cut class and go to the candy/convenience store down the block and play asteroids, space invaders, missile command, etc. their magazine rack was right next to the games, and i always used to crack my buddies up by being able to clip some porno mag off the rack without them or the owners seeing me do it. one time it was one of the really raunchy ones. one pic was a closeup of a little plastic toy scuba diver sticking out of a beefy pair of pink twat lips, we were laughing our asses off and i tore it out and folded it up and stuck it in my pocket because we were gonna tape it to the door of this bitch science teacher we all hated. anyways because we were stoned out of our faces, i forgot about it, went home and fell asleep on the couch in my living room. later on after dinner, my (religious) mom knocks on my bedroom door, i open it and she's holding up the picture going "SHAKIN MIDDLENAME LASTNAME, IS THIS YOURS??!!!" it musta fell out of my pocket in my wasted slumber. so i'm like "NO, EWW, MA WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???" convinced her i never saw it before, she believed me, blamed my older brother, she didn't believe him, and he caught fuckin hell from her and my (religious) dad. for being a pervert and a liar and prolly going to hell yeah he beat the fuck out of me but at least my parents didn't think i was the one with a fetish for sticking toys up whore's twats. When I was around 13 in France there was a cable channel that would have 1 porn movie every month that played on Saturdays at midnight. I'd program the VCR (I was the only one in the family who knew how to do it), I took a VHS tape with stuff on it that only I would be interested in (Tyson Fights or whatever). Anyways, I'd have the house to myself coming back from school most days. The only problem was we had 1 TV, in the living room and if you watched TV your back would be to a huge sliding door/window which you would walk by if you were coming home. So anyone coming home would see what you were watching. So one day sneeking in my dose of hairy bush, I hear my Mom walk in. Defcon 1!!! ABORT ABORT ...Wasn't jerking off thank god but nearly kicked the TV over trying to shut everything down jump up "Hey Mom! what's up!" She was actually cool about it or probably as embarassed as I was. Tape was confiscated and never attempted to tape porn or anything else for that matter to avoid having to explain what I was taping.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 26, 2024 8:33:50 GMT -5
when i was in like 10th grade we used to cut class and go to the candy/convenience store down the block and play asteroids, space invaders, missile command, etc. their magazine rack was right next to the games, and i always used to crack my buddies up by being able to clip some porno mag off the rack without them or the owners seeing me do it. one time it was one of the really raunchy ones. one pic was a closeup of a little plastic toy scuba diver sticking out of a beefy pair of pink twat lips, we were laughing our asses off and i tore it out and folded it up and stuck it in my pocket because we were gonna tape it to the door of this bitch science teacher we all hated. anyways because we were stoned out of our faces, i forgot about it, went home and fell asleep on the couch in my living room. later on after dinner, my (religious) mom knocks on my bedroom door, i open it and she's holding up the picture going "SHAKIN MIDDLENAME LASTNAME, IS THIS YOURS??!!!" it musta fell out of my pocket in my wasted slumber. so i'm like "NO, EWW, MA WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???" convinced her i never saw it before, she believed me, blamed my older brother, she didn't believe him, and he caught fuckin hell from her and my (religious) dad. for being a pervert and a liar and prolly going to hell yeah he beat the fuck out of me but at least my parents didn't think i was the one with a fetish for sticking toys up whore's twats. When I was around 13 in France there was a cable channel that would have 1 porn movie every month that played on Saturdays at midnight. I'd program the VCR (I was the only one in the family who knew how to do it), I took a VHS tape with stuff on it that only I would be interested in (Tyson Fights or whatever). Anyways, I'd have the house to myself coming back from school most days. The only problem was we had 1 TV, in the living room and if you watched TV your back would be to a huge sliding door/window which you would walk by if you were coming home. So anyone coming home would see what you were watching. So one day sneeking in my dose of hairy bush, I hear my Mom walk in. Defcon 1!!! ABORT ABORT ...Wasn't jerking off thank god but nearly kicked the TV over trying to shut everything down jump up "Hey Mom! what's up!" She was actually cool about it or probably as embarassed as I was. Tape was confiscated and never attempted to tape porn or anything else for that matter to avoid having to explain what I was taping. She was prolly relieved to find out she had a straight son in France.
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Post by bxjetfan on Apr 26, 2024 14:30:03 GMT -5
When I was around 13 in France there was a cable channel that would have 1 porn movie every month that played on Saturdays at midnight. I'd program the VCR (I was the only one in the family who knew how to do it), I took a VHS tape with stuff on it that only I would be interested in (Tyson Fights or whatever). Anyways, I'd have the house to myself coming back from school most days. The only problem was we had 1 TV, in the living room and if you watched TV your back would be to a huge sliding door/window which you would walk by if you were coming home. So anyone coming home would see what you were watching. So one day sneeking in my dose of hairy bush, I hear my Mom walk in. Defcon 1!!! ABORT ABORT ...Wasn't jerking off thank god but nearly kicked the TV over trying to shut everything down jump up "Hey Mom! what's up!" She was actually cool about it or probably as embarassed as I was. Tape was confiscated and never attempted to tape porn or anything else for that matter to avoid having to explain what I was taping. She was prolly relieved to find out she had a straight son in France. And then he brought you home. 😂😂😂
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Post by Raoul Duke on Apr 29, 2024 8:47:36 GMT -5
My sister who's having mental health issues isn't getting better. Litterally threw her out my house saturday during a family reunion because she turns every event to shit. She's not seeing a psychiatrist (which she's promised to do for months), so we're talking about moving up a notch and bringing her to Psych ER to be evaluated and treated...
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Post by Big L on Apr 29, 2024 9:08:00 GMT -5
My sister who's having mental health issues isn't getting better. Litterally threw her out my house saturday during a family reunion because she turns every event to shit. She's not seeing a psychiatrist (which she's promised to do for months), so we're talking about moving up a notch and bringing her to Psych ER to be evaluated and treated... dang sorry to hear that. Must be tough but sounds like the right thing to do.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Apr 29, 2024 9:23:11 GMT -5
My sister who's having mental health issues isn't getting better. Litterally threw her out my house saturday during a family reunion because she turns every event to shit. She's not seeing a psychiatrist (which she's promised to do for months), so we're talking about moving up a notch and bringing her to Psych ER to be evaluated and treated... dang sorry to hear that. Must be tough but sounds like the right thing to do. Thanks. Gonna be difficult since she doesn't seem to agree she has a problem. She's convinced she right and everyone else is wrong.
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Apr 29, 2024 9:53:20 GMT -5
dang sorry to hear that. Must be tough but sounds like the right thing to do. Thanks. Gonna be difficult since she doesn't seem to agree she has a problem. She's convinced she right and everyone else is wrong. Damn Brother, That Sucks. I hope it all goes well for you and the Fam, and your sister as well.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 29, 2024 10:59:07 GMT -5
My sister who's having mental health issues isn't getting better. Litterally threw her out my house saturday during a family reunion because she turns every event to shit. She's not seeing a psychiatrist (which she's promised to do for months), so we're talking about moving up a notch and bringing her to Psych ER to be evaluated and treated... Awful. The Psych ER’s in NY are revolving doors, hopefully she’ll receive the care she needs in France. Wish I had an answer for you.
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