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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Jan 31, 2015 18:47:59 GMT -5
Patriots haven't cheated in a Super Bowl since they were caught videotaping the opposing team's signals. (Remember, as we learned this week, the balls are monitored differently in Super Bowls because of charity giveaway purposes.) Pure coincidence they are 0-fer in Superbowls since Spygate. Well that's exactly why they have to come up with something new and different for the SB. They knew they couldn't use it then so they got it out of the way during the rest of the season.
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Post by afceastfan on Jan 31, 2015 19:14:54 GMT -5
I will have a veritable "ass feast" if that happens on Sunday night (after all, I am a fan of such things according to ragu). Spoiler alert: It won't, regardless of whether the Patriots win or lose. Lol. Ragu doesn't have time for that. Kudos to Demon Cleaner, then, or whoever else is responsible. It's definitely a much better name than the lame one I had chosen.
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Post by Slackjaw on Jan 31, 2015 20:12:48 GMT -5
He signed Suh to teach dance lessons to Wilfork.
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Post by madcroatian on Jan 31, 2015 20:39:47 GMT -5
i think this is intended as a joke thread, but I seriously believe that there will be some kind of cheating or horrible ref call that will taint this Superbowl. Well... makes for a good watch at least.
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Jan 31, 2015 21:03:17 GMT -5
i think this is intended as a joke thread, but I seriously believe that there will be some kind of cheating or horrible ref call that will taint this Superbowl. Well... makes for a good watch at least. Obviously lots of suggestions are too outlandish (though wouldn't either taping signals or deflating footballs have sounded equally outlandish before we knew they'd happened)? But I don't doubt he has something for real up his sleeve.
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Post by Wee Baby Shamus on Jan 31, 2015 22:34:59 GMT -5
Hate to say it, but according to everything ive read from ex players, underinflation /scuffing and whatnot is and has always been t used by y everyone.
This time, someone got caught and a fuss was made.
Those fuckers won by like 35 points. You really think they won because of deflating a few balls.
Sour grapes once more
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Post by Wee Baby Shamus on Jan 31, 2015 22:37:41 GMT -5
Patriots haven't cheated in a Super Bowl since they were caught videotaping the opposing team's signals. (Remember, as we learned this week, the balls are monitored differently in Super Bowls because of charity giveaway purposes.) Pure coincidence they are 0-fer in Superbowls since Spygate. Really? lets just gloss over the fact that they are in their 6th super bowl appearance......
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Post by astoria on Jan 31, 2015 23:07:40 GMT -5
Patriots haven't cheated in a Super Bowl since they were caught videotaping the opposing team's signals. (Remember, as we learned this week, the balls are monitored differently in Super Bowls because of charity giveaway purposes.) Pure coincidence they are 0-fer in Superbowls since Spygate. Really? lets just gloss over the fact that they are in their 6th super bowl appearance...... 6 Super Bowl appearances, and cheated their way to the fewest fumbles in the league every season along the way. Do you think having an artificially low number of turnovers helps a team GET to the Super Bowl? Let's not "gloss over" that either.
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Post by afceastfan on Jan 31, 2015 23:53:02 GMT -5
Really? lets just gloss over the fact that they are in their 6th super bowl appearance...... 6 Super Bowl appearances, and cheated their way to the fewest fumbles in the league every season along the way. Do you think having an artificially low number of turnovers helps a team GET to the Super Bowl? Let's not "gloss over" that either. You don't say? Got any other interesting made up facts about the Patriots you are willing to share?
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Post by Hotman on Feb 1, 2015 2:10:40 GMT -5
Iam guessing the Flats* will play a fair and unshady game there will be way to many people watching and alot of people will be watching just for that reason,just waiting to see if any type of wrong doing occurs during the game.And it will be the reason they lose they will feel like thier hands are tied because every little thing they do will be anyalized.It seems like the few playoff games they did win,each game thier was somthing shady about each one.And i feel if the Flats* cant add that one avantage to thier game then the Flats* are a very beatable team.Iam getting the feeling the seahawks will be just as dominte then they were last yr when they whooped up on the broncos i think SparklePony will have along day tommorw. I feel the same way and hope u right. I fear it will not be the case and then assdell Will clear them of all wrongdoing. Of course the world will know the truth. Get ready for more "hanging chads"
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Feb 1, 2015 9:32:07 GMT -5
6 Super Bowl appearances, and cheated their way to the fewest fumbles in the league every season along the way. Do you think having an artificially low number of turnovers helps a team GET to the Super Bowl? Let's not "gloss over" that either. You don't say? Got any other interesting made up facts about the Patriots you are willing to share? Normally you'd be cheering the fact that the Flats* have the fewest fumbles every season along the way, and ribbing a Jets fan for admitting it. You know, because Bill is such a superior coach. Why the weird switcheroo of denying the Pats have the fewest fumbles? What is wrong with you?
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Post by afceastfan on Feb 1, 2015 9:53:02 GMT -5
You don't say? Got any other interesting made up facts about the Patriots you are willing to share? Normally you'd be cheering the fact that the Flats* have the fewest fumbles every season along the way, and ribbing a Jets fan for admitting it. You know, because Bill is such a superior coach. Why the weird switcheroo of denying the Flats* have the fewest fumbles? What is wrong with you? I dunno -- I guess I don't celebrate the fact that the Patriots have the fewest fumbles in the NFL every season for the same reason you don't celebrate the fact that the Jets have the league's #1 passing offense every year.
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Feb 1, 2015 10:09:57 GMT -5
Normally you'd be cheering the fact that the Flats* have the fewest fumbles every season along the way, and ribbing a Jets fan for admitting it. You know, because Bill is such a superior coach. Why the weird switcheroo of denying the Flats* have the fewest fumbles? What is wrong with you? I dunno -- I guess I don't celebrate the fact that the Patriots have the fewest fumbles in the NFL every season for the same reason you don't celebrate the fact that the Jets have the league's #1 passing offense every year. So don't "celebrate" it but why are you trying to deny it as if someone made it up which it clearly wasnt' since you obvioulsy missed the factual information posted elsewhere. It's like listing how many TD's the Pats have and then saying 'YOU MADE THAT UP'!!!!
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Post by afceastfan on Feb 1, 2015 10:17:41 GMT -5
I dunno -- I guess I don't celebrate the fact that the Patriots have the fewest fumbles in the NFL every season for the same reason you don't celebrate the fact that the Jets have the league's #1 passing offense every year. So don't "celebrate" it but why are you trying to deny it as if someone made it up which it clearly wasnt' since you obvioulsy missed the factual information posted elsewhere. It's like listing how many TD's the Flats* have and then saying 'YOU MADE THAT UP'!!!! No. It's like someone saying that Tom SparklePony threw 45 TD passes this year. Me: "You made that up" You (apparently): "You should cheer SparklePony's success as a QB and rib a Jets fan for admitting it. And there's something somewhere on the internet that says that he DID throw 45 TD passes this year."
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Post by shootmenow on Feb 1, 2015 10:20:46 GMT -5
i think this is intended as a joke thread, but I seriously believe that there will be some kind of cheating or horrible ref call that will taint this Superbowl. Well... makes for a good watch at least. Obviously lots of suggestions are too outlandish (though wouldn't either taping signals or deflating footballs have sounded equally outlandish before we knew they'd happened)? But I don't doubt he has something for real up his sleeve. I've said the before but it bears repeating here, we should make this a serious thread:
The Cheat Tax:
If the Pats get a wrist slap then it automatically makes cheating your way to the Superbowl a valid strategy as long as you are willing to pay a tax to the league. You cheat, the league collects a few hundred k and maybe a pick. Let's be honest about it. Allow teams to pay up front and avoid all the Bullshit. Who wouldn't pay this to be able to enhance their superbowl chances?
That said, we should start using the combined brain power of the board, sort of like a living torrent, to collect really creative ways to cheat and send them to Bowles. - Any chemists out there? How about a sticky substance that is safe for hands, doesn't transfer to the ball, and completely disappears in 2 minutes?
- Engineers? How about some low frequency sound cannon that will cause the QB instant massive headaches
- Mechanics? Undetectable ways to make buses break down so they are late for the game and have no practice time?
The possibilities are endless. Comon' contribute
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