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Post by PK on Mar 17, 2015 20:42:01 GMT -5
I edited your username accordingly. Congrats, and maybe you should fap more?   Bwahahaha! Things needs to work on his rhythm. It appears he zigged when he should have zagged. |
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 17, 2015 21:04:27 GMT -5
I edited your username accordingly. Congrats, and maybe you should fap more? Bwahahaha! Things needs to work on his rhythm. It appears he zigged when he should have zagged. There's usually no time for a zag. "Is it in?" "What? Of course it's in, can't you feel it?" "I...guess? Jesus, how much garlic did you eat?" "What the fuck are you talking about, I only used one clove." "One too many if you as-" "Hnnnnnnnnnnggggggg!! That was awesome :panting:" "Right. Can you get off me now and hand me a towel?" And then there were four. |
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Post by southside on Mar 17, 2015 21:15:48 GMT -5
Why does she need a towel if you came inside her.... you Philistine!
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Post by Bonhomme Richard on Mar 17, 2015 21:28:31 GMT -5
Wife won't let you? WTF is that? We're pretty Catholic. Dunno. 4 kids, no kidding. So you're about halfway to done then, right? |
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 17, 2015 21:32:39 GMT -5
Why does she need a towel if you came inside her.... you Philistine! If you don't know then you don't know. |
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 17, 2015 21:38:08 GMT -5
We're pretty Catholic. Dunno. 4 kids, no kidding. So you're about halfway to done then, right? lol right. I can't imagine four let alone five. Couldn't imagine three until we got her. As comedian Jim Gaffigan said when asked what it's like having four kids, "Imagine you're drowning and someone hands you a baby." Can't wait! |
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Post by southside on Mar 17, 2015 22:23:41 GMT -5
Why does she need a towel if you came inside her.... you Philistine! If you don't know then you don't know. Squirter? |
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 17, 2015 22:33:10 GMT -5
If you don't know then you don't know. Squirter? lol No. And I won't be one of those guys who say "I wish" because I did date one of those for a few years before getting with my wife and there is almost nothing to convince me that "squirting" is anything other than piss. I'm talking about an ex who emptied her bladder before intercourse and then squirted (piss) all over the place. Ruined satin sheets. |
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Post by PK on Mar 17, 2015 23:05:11 GMT -5
4 kids, no kidding. So you're about halfway to done then, right? lol right. I can't imagine four let alone five. Couldn't imagine three until we got her. As comedian Jim Gaffigan said when asked what it's like having four kids, "Imagine you're drowning and someone hands you a baby." Can't wait! 4 isn't too bad. It's like organized chaos...but more organized than chaos. |
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Post by crossfire on Mar 17, 2015 23:11:06 GMT -5
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Post by PK on Mar 17, 2015 23:15:32 GMT -5
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 18, 2015 7:14:47 GMT -5
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Post by quantum on Mar 18, 2015 8:09:45 GMT -5
shouldn't one of the cribs have a red robe in it?
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Post by southside on Mar 18, 2015 11:26:25 GMT -5
They should start a soap opera after Jets Things and call it All My Children... Are Jets Fans. |
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Post by Big L on Mar 18, 2015 12:14:52 GMT -5
shouldn't one of the cribs have a red robe in it? shouldn't we revisit forced sterilization? |
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