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Post by Harrier on Apr 15, 2015 11:36:32 GMT -5
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Post by rexneffect on Apr 15, 2015 12:46:26 GMT -5
Why? We have a perfectly good Rex thread going right now.
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Post by Harrier on Apr 15, 2015 13:21:05 GMT -5
Why? We have a perfectly good Rex thread going right now. Just for the minority who are interested in how Todd likes his shrimp. |
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Apr 15, 2015 19:30:21 GMT -5
Why? We have a perfectly good Rex thread going right now. Harrier needs to channel his rage productively, otherwise he might stab Rex in the jugular with a knitting needle. I say, good show, old chap!  |
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Post by astoria on Apr 16, 2015 0:04:21 GMT -5
To what extent is the Jets' recent losing attributable to the fact that every new player or personnel member has to have extended alone time with creepy Eric Allen?
I'm serious about this. He's the face of the organization on the first day of tenure for all new noteworthy players, staff, etc. He's alarmingly droopy in conversation, like he's just slipped you something and he's trying to make you relax while you drink it. It's unsettling.
I don't think we've made the playoffs since he took his current role. Coincidence?
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Post by Harrier on Apr 16, 2015 10:12:57 GMT -5
Why? We have a perfectly good Rex thread going right now. Harrier needs to channel his rage productively, otherwise he might stab Rex in the jugular with a knitting needle. I say, good show, old chap!  |
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Post by RageATL on Apr 16, 2015 10:19:36 GMT -5
To what extent is the Jets' recent losing attributable to the fact that every new player or personnel member has to have extended alone time with creepy Eric Allen? I'm serious about this. He's the face of the organization on the first day of tenure for all new noteworthy players, staff, etc. He's alarmingly droopy in conversation, like he's just slipped you something and he's trying to make you relax while you drink it. It's unsettling. I don't think we've made the playoffs since he took his current role. Coincidence? That guy is the absolute worst! I bet he got his ass kicked a lot in high school. |
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Post by carlton on Apr 16, 2015 10:28:47 GMT -5
To what extent is the Jets' recent losing attributable to the fact that every new player or personnel member has to have extended alone time with creepy Eric Allen? I'm serious about this. He's the face of the organization on the first day of tenure for all new noteworthy players, staff, etc. He's alarmingly droopy in conversation, like he's just slipped you something and he's trying to make you relax while you drink it. It's unsettling. I don't think we've made the playoffs since he took his current role. Coincidence? To what extent is the Jets' recent losing attributable to the fact that every new player or personnel member has to have extended alone time with creepy Eric Allen? I'm serious about this. He's the face of the organization on the first day of tenure for all new noteworthy players, staff, etc. He's alarmingly droopy in conversation, like he's just slipped you something and he's trying to make you relax while you drink it. It's unsettling. I don't think we've made the playoffs since he took his current role. Coincidence? That guy is the absolute worst! I bet he got his ass kicked a lot in high school. I kind of like him.. walking_home_crying-1328 although he does sound like he found the last stash of qualuudes on earth. Astoria's explanation would make a lot of sense since it would make me a self hating SOJF. |
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Post by gangrene on Apr 16, 2015 10:56:39 GMT -5
To what extent is the Jets' recent losing attributable to the fact that every new player or personnel member has to have extended alone time with creepy Eric Allen? I'm serious about this. He's the face of the organization on the first day of tenure for all new noteworthy players, staff, etc. He's alarmingly droopy in conversation, like he's just slipped you something and he's trying to make you relax while you drink it. It's unsettling. I don't think we've made the playoffs since he took his current role. Coincidence? Allen is unwatchable, I can't watch any videos on the NYJ site, such a droning monotonous voice. |
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Post by Harrier on Apr 16, 2015 13:03:13 GMT -5
To what extent is the Jets' recent losing attributable to the fact that every new player or personnel member has to have extended alone time with creepy Eric Allen? I'm serious about this. He's the face of the organization on the first day of tenure for all new noteworthy players, staff, etc. He's alarmingly droopy in conversation, like he's just slipped you something and he's trying to make you relax while you drink it. It's unsettling. I don't think we've made the playoffs since he took his current role. Coincidence? Allen is unwatchable, I can't watch any videos on the NYJ site, such a droning monotonous voice. It's like he struggles to get the sentence out, I feel myself wanting to finish the sentence for him so the interviewee can get on with answering the question. |
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Post by JetBidi on Apr 16, 2015 13:23:41 GMT -5
To what extent is the Jets' recent losing attributable to the fact that every new player or personnel member has to have extended alone time with creepy Eric Allen? I'm serious about this. He's the face of the organization on the first day of tenure for all new noteworthy players, staff, etc. He's alarmingly droopy in conversation, like he's just slipped you something and he's trying to make you relax while you drink it. It's unsettling. I don't think we've made the playoffs since he took his current role. Coincidence? Wait... is Eric Allen related to Bill Cosby or is he just following the methods described in Cosby's new book "Tips for a Memorable Night"  |
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 16, 2015 14:06:39 GMT -5
Wait, wait, wait. Todd Bowles is black?!
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Post by Harrier on Apr 16, 2015 14:13:23 GMT -5
Wait, wait, wait. Todd Bowles is black?! And would you believe it, likes shrimp? |
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Post by RageATL on Apr 16, 2015 15:20:00 GMT -5
To what extent is the Jets' recent losing attributable to the fact that every new player or personnel member has to have extended alone time with creepy Eric Allen? I'm serious about this. He's the face of the organization on the first day of tenure for all new noteworthy players, staff, etc. He's alarmingly droopy in conversation, like he's just slipped you something and he's trying to make you relax while you drink it. It's unsettling. I don't think we've made the playoffs since he took his current role. Coincidence? Allen is unwatchable, I can't watch any videos on the NYJ site, such a droning monotonous voice. My team lead has the same voice, if not worse. I want to stab myself on my team call every morning. |
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Post by carlton on Apr 16, 2015 16:12:56 GMT -5
Wait, wait, wait. Todd Bowles is black?! Just some funny lighting in the room. |
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