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Post by BushytheLobster on Jun 3, 2015 8:16:12 GMT -5
I saw this piece of shit yesterday: Skinny jeans, flannel shirt, Duck Dynasty beard, green and red Yankees flat brim hat, Ferris Bueller sunglasses, a "messenger bag" (code for it's a purse, homo), riding a bicycle. SAR?
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Post by LoneStarLady on Jun 3, 2015 8:16:22 GMT -5
You saw multiple ads for this and the hat is what made you angry? LOL. No, the whole concept annoyed me -- typical tv trash. Had to switch channels during ads. There was another one where Vanilla Ice goes to Amish country to help them build barns or something. I'm sure the Amish really wanted VI there: "let's see, we're getting a tv show to show off our building skills. Who should host it? Yep, I know, Vanilla Ice!" The flat-brimmed hats was like the cherry on top.
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Post by 32Green on Jun 3, 2015 8:31:14 GMT -5
Next HampurCon I'll be sure to stock some regular ales post-game so I wont force my ciders on anyone. Ciders....and clothing.
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Post by Fishooked on Jun 3, 2015 8:33:06 GMT -5
Ciders....and clothing. No awkward clothing exchanges or giveaways this time, I promise.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2015 8:42:18 GMT -5
Minnie Pearl left the tags on her hats too. Not completely douchey until they flip the shades upside down on the flat bill. Dont forget under armour gear to complete the assbaggery. A lot of these dumbasses calculatingly remove the sticker from the underside of the brim...only to stick it to the topside. That is super douchey. "I'll...agree. I agree." "That's CORRECT! X gets the square; you're in the lead. How did you know Untouchable was telling the truth?" "I think I saw snot shoot out of his nose when he said super-douchy" "ahhh"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2015 9:15:28 GMT -5
That was your Hampercon l hat, no?
I remember thinking...is..is that Camouflage? Then I thought, well if it was, you wouldn't see it.
YES!lol'ing, Marv
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Post by Hotman on Jun 3, 2015 9:30:52 GMT -5
I saw this piece of shit yesterday: Skinny jeans, flannel shirt, Duck Dynasty beard, green and red Yankees flat brim hat, Ferris Bueller sunglasses, a "messenger bag" (code for it's a purse, homo), riding a bicycle. SAR? That cocksucker doesn't have the T levels to produce any meaningful amount of follicles. Wasn't him.
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Post by jetstream23 on Jun 3, 2015 11:31:14 GMT -5
That was your Hampercon l hat, no?
I remember thinking...is..is that Camouflage? Then I thought, well if it was, you wouldn't see it.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2015 15:20:05 GMT -5
so a few years back i took shakin jr. to the top of the rock to meet Ballbather for some jets tailgate grilling/cooking contest. on the way i was like "man i need a new jets hat" so i stopped into the foot locker in times square. saw this awesome looking black jets hat, badass embroidery and shit, so i bought it. being a child of the 70s the first thing i tried to do was round the bill, like we always had to do with our little league hats when they were new. the fucking bill must have been made out of some fucking space age material, because i almost folded that thing in half and stomped on it, and it would still go back to perfectly flat (aka doosh-mode) within 3 seconds. they don't even give you the fucking choice now
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..............
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Post by Hotman on Jun 3, 2015 15:24:20 GMT -5
so a few years back i took shakin jr. to the top of the rock to meet Ballbather for some jets tailgate grilling/cooking contest. on the way i was like "man i need a new jets hat" so i stopped into the foot locker in times square. saw this awesome looking black jets hat, badass embroidery and shit, so i bought it. being a child of the 70s the first thing i tried to do was round the bill, like we always had to do with our little league hats when they were new. the fucking bill must have been made out of some fucking space age material, because i almost folded that thing in half and stomped on it, and it would still go back to perfectly flat (aka doosh-mode) within 3 seconds. they don't even give you the fucking choice now fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.............. It pisses me off. And most of the good designs are fucking flatbrim'd I hate those things so damn much
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Post by PK on Jun 3, 2015 15:37:31 GMT -5
so a few years back i took shakin jr. to the top of the rock to meet Ballbather for some jets tailgate grilling/cooking contest. on the way i was like "man i need a new jets hat" so i stopped into the foot locker in times square. saw this awesome looking black jets hat, badass embroidery and shit, so i bought it. being a child of the 70s the first thing i tried to do was round the bill, like we always had to do with our little league hats when they were new. the fucking bill must have been made out of some fucking space age material, because i almost folded that thing in half and stomped on it, and it would still go back to perfectly flat (aka doosh-mode) within 3 seconds. they don't even give you the fucking choice now fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.............. First thing I would do with any new hat I got. Bend the fucker
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Post by rexneffect on Jun 3, 2015 16:41:34 GMT -5
so a few years back i took shakin jr. to the top of the rock to meet Ballbather for some jets tailgate grilling/cooking contest. on the way i was like "man i need a new jets hat" so i stopped into the foot locker in times square. saw this awesome looking black jets hat, badass embroidery and shit, so i bought it. being a child of the 70s the first thing i tried to do was round the bill, like we always had to do with our little league hats when they were new. the fucking bill must have been made out of some fucking space age material, because i almost folded that thing in half and stomped on it, and it would still go back to perfectly flat (aka doosh-mode) within 3 seconds. they don't even give you the fucking choice now fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.............. So
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Post by Fishooked on Jun 3, 2015 19:25:13 GMT -5
There is some good cane shaking going on in here...I approve.
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Post by quantum on Jun 4, 2015 9:09:57 GMT -5
I saw this piece of shit yesterday: Skinny jeans, flannel shirt, Duck Dynasty beard, green and red Yankees flat brim hat, Ferris Bueller sunglasses, a "messenger bag" (code for it's a purse, homo), riding a bicycle. SAR? SBIII
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Post by leftturn3 on Jun 4, 2015 19:34:37 GMT -5
I manage little league teams and I have some kids try me with the flat bill, it takes one game riding the pine. I won't have it, roll that bill and roll it good.
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