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Post by Jetworks on Jun 26, 2015 11:31:51 GMT -5
It's six in the morning, I am on an iPad taking a dump, I got no time to read it back, who the fuck cares, as long as you get the picture. I did not come here to be spell fucking checked. lol, it's not like he horizstabbed you Seriously. Sounds like while taking that shit he had a jack in the acft that caused a lauded noise.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2015 11:42:42 GMT -5
Wtf I can accept any surrender monkey shit but common! We do not ask kids to strip in showers. Jeebus. Note he had to add "in showers". Couldn't just say they don't ask them to strip. Fargin' frogs. Whoa whoa easy there - is that an illegal alien? Let me see your papers I had some; dammit, here it...ahh another Walgreens recipt fck
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Post by 32Green on Jun 26, 2015 12:33:57 GMT -5
Note he had to add "in showers". Couldn't just say they don't ask them to strip. Fargin' frogs. Whoa whoa easy there - is that an illegal alien? Let me see your papers I had some; dammit, here it...ahh another Walgreens recipt fck Lolz
Sitting on the train at Penn waiting for the doors to close. A homeless type darts into my car as the doors close, holding in his grimey mitts about ten baseball hats with the tags still on that he must have stolen in a shop upstairs on the concourse.
He, obviously being aware of the karma that clouds my life, plops in the seat next to me, chest heaving, covered in stink-sweat. (him not me).
I'm like "aaaaaand away we go "...I just wanted to go home in peace.
The conductor makes a bee line for this larcenous cretin and asks him for a ticket. The guy starts saying "oh a ticket....yeah a ticket, where is it" as he does an exaggerated fake-search of his filthy pockets. All the while the conductor is winking at me, who is dying inside.
Finally the miscreant produces a balled up, yellow piece of paper and hands to the conductor as he says..."this is a ticket...cop gave it to me the other day for p1ssen.... awna tree".
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Post by jetswin on Jun 26, 2015 12:45:51 GMT -5
Whoa whoa easy there - is that an illegal alien? Let me see your papers I had some; dammit, here it...ahh another Walgreens recipt fck Lolz
Sitting on the train at Penn waiting for the doors to close. A homeless type darts into my car as the doors close, holding in his grimey mitts about ten baseball hats with the tags still on that he must have stolen in a shop upstairs on the concourse.
He, obviously being aware of the karma that clouds my life, plops in the seat next to me, chest heaving, covered in stink-sweat. (him not me).
I'm like "aaaaaand away we go "...I just wanted to go home in peace.
The conductor makes a bee line for this larcenous cretin and asks him for a ticket. The guy starts saying "oh a ticket....yeah a ticket, where is it" as he does an exaggerated fake-search of his filthy pockets. All the while the conductor is winking at me, who is dying inside.
Finally the miscreant produces a balled up, yellow piece of paper and hands to the conductor as he says..."this is a ticket...cop gave it to me the other day for p1ssen.... awna tree".
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lol the good news is the ticket wasn't for shittin on a train
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Post by frostlich on Jun 26, 2015 12:58:48 GMT -5
Whoa whoa easy there - is that an illegal alien? Let me see your papers I had some; dammit, here it...ahh another Walgreens recipt fck Lolz
Sitting on the train at Penn waiting for the doors to close. A homeless type darts into my car as the doors close, holding in his grimey mitts about ten baseball hats with the tags still on that he must have stolen in a shop upstairs on the concourse.
He, obviously being aware of the karma that clouds my life, plops in the seat next to me, chest heaving, covered in stink-sweat. (him not me).
I'm like "aaaaaand away we go "...I just wanted to go home in peace.
The conductor makes a bee line for this larcenous cretin and asks him for a ticket. The guy starts saying "oh a ticket....yeah a ticket, where is it" as he does an exaggerated fake-search of his filthy pockets. All the while the conductor is winking at me, who is dying inside.
Finally the miscreant produces a balled up, yellow piece of paper and hands to the conductor as he says..."this is a ticket...cop gave it to me the other day for p1ssen.... awna tree".
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Hmm. Maybe he thought you were a train masturbator and was going to sell you a hat. Gotta luv these entrepreneurs.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2015 13:26:59 GMT -5
Lolz
Sitting on the train at Penn waiting for the doors to close. A homeless type darts into my car as the doors close, holding in his grimey mitts about ten baseball hats with the tags still on that he must have stolen in a shop upstairs on the concourse.
He, obviously being aware of the karma that clouds my life, plops in the seat next to me, chest heaving, covered in stink-sweat. (him not me).
I'm like "aaaaaand away we go "...I just wanted to go home in peace.
The conductor makes a bee line for this larcenous cretin and asks him for a ticket. The guy starts saying "oh a ticket....yeah a ticket, where is it" as he does an exaggerated fake-search of his filthy pockets. All the while the conductor is winking at me, who is dying inside.
Finally the miscreant produces a balled up, yellow piece of paper and hands to the conductor as he says..."this is a ticket...cop gave it to me the other day for p1ssen.... awna tree".
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lol the good news is the ticket wasn't for shittin on a train lol so close. The even better news is there are 10 happy fans wandering Woodside with $2 Mets hats. Such a deal.
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