SAR I
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Post by SAR I on Aug 20, 2015 21:29:05 GMT -5
Don't run her off SAR like you did JayJay ya doosh. Our Playmate has more testosterone than Jay Mohr ever did. And she's all woman. Comedians get heckled in person all the time, it's part of the job description. "JayJay" couldn't take a little constructive criticism on an anonymous internet forum. I hear he does sling a mean Slurpee now though, so maybe it was for the best.
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Post by rexneffect on Aug 20, 2015 21:41:07 GMT -5
You sure do seem stuck on the HS lunch room. What happened to you back then? It's called gloating. Nothing happened to me other than 4 years of knowingly observing loudmouth falsely glorified morons who were too stupid to realize that their peaking HS glow was about to flame out on the one way street to loserville, while the majority of the rest of us -- those deemed unworthy at the time of acceptance into the "cool kids" club -- were simply toeing the starting line to great success. It's actually a fond memory, at least for those of us who have achieved comfortable wealth. If you were really that successful you would know you do not put spaces around an em dash. That's the kind of thing you do when life leaves you no choice but to rent your bmw.
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Post by Ff2 on Aug 20, 2015 21:47:31 GMT -5
I was always using th HS lunch room a metaphor...you actually are talking about the HS lunch room. I'm quite comfortable with my past, present, and future. Metaphors aside, you might want to avoid a few lunch rooms now and again, for your kids' sake. I'll let you in on a big secret. I'm not fat. Don't tell anyone.
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Post by SAR I on Aug 20, 2015 22:22:15 GMT -5
I'm quite comfortable with my past, present, and future. Metaphors aside, you might want to avoid a few lunch rooms now and again, for your kids' sake. I'll let you in on a big secret. I'm not fat. Don't tell anyone. I'll let you in on a bigger secret: Perception is everything. You're the fat mascot of another team's bottom of the totem pole message board. Congratulations. SAR I
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2015 23:26:29 GMT -5
Hey i got a new football; nice. Anyone want...to...throw...
Yeesh - I'll be outside.
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Post by thebigragu on Aug 21, 2015 0:51:04 GMT -5
I'm quite comfortable with my past, present, and future. Metaphors aside, you might want to avoid a few lunch rooms now and again, for your kids' sake. I'll let you in on a big secret. I'm not fat. Don't tell anyone. I can attest to that he is actually in pretty good shape.
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Post by Fishooked on Aug 21, 2015 4:01:30 GMT -5
Unlike most here, I could not only give her a great night, but a great life. SAR I How? You gonna buy her dinner, then kill yourself? 32 GREEN - FISHOOKED I
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Post by Hotman on Aug 21, 2015 5:15:52 GMT -5
I have a headache and yall r freakin me out. btw, she is hot as hell. sent me noods. frontals even.
HP IV
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Post by 32Green on Aug 21, 2015 7:07:08 GMT -5
I love her any chance she'll skype with me bing Hey Bing, did you ever skype with Rags or did that need a comma
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Post by 32Green on Aug 21, 2015 7:13:09 GMT -5
I see the friendless fat one followed the parade of eternal pubescents from JI to this internet rubber room. You do realize your value here is akin to the socially awkward yet needy chump who traded his lunch money and allowance for quasi-acceptance with the normal kids in high school, no? And notice you attack what you see as the easy target rather than 32 who made the original comment. Dude, leave me out of it, slim. w-t-f
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Post by quantum on Aug 21, 2015 7:31:56 GMT -5
Beautiful and a Jets fan? Lordy Lord.. Sundays will be much more fun this season...win OR lose.. What a shame for her that I'm a happy and devoted family man. Unlike most here, I could not only give her a great night, but a great life. SAR I much like Caltron's herpes - its back.
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Aug 21, 2015 8:14:17 GMT -5
I'll let you in on a big secret. I'm not fat. Don't tell anyone. I can attest to that he is actually in pretty good shape. Round is a shape.
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 21, 2015 8:19:20 GMT -5
I never understood why chicks get inked in areas that will get stretched out during pregnancy. Sure, they might never want kids (and they'd be right), but if they do they're left with a mess.
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Post by jetswin on Aug 21, 2015 8:33:50 GMT -5
Beautiful and a Jets fan? Lordy Lord.. Sundays will be much more fun this season...win OR lose.. Holy inflategate batman!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2015 8:59:25 GMT -5
Beautiful and a Jets fan? Lordy Lord.. Sundays will be much more fun this season...win OR lose.. Holy inflategate batman! Now, Robin...you know this is the way to keep Tom Brady from grabbing your balls.
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