iPhone Pre-order Dork Thread

After 6 years with the same HTC Android phone I recently, against my better judgement, got an Iphone 5, to "be like everybody else". One of the rreasons is because I need a smaller phone and all the androids have become bigger than the Iphone, which used to be the biggest phone way back when. It has some nice features and doo dads but some things I really can't believe, like the texting is horrible and so hard to search for emails. 
I'm not crazy about Galaxy either though becauase it is so huge. 
Where do you guys keep these giant phones? I carry a handbag and they're too big for me. I'm going to try and pawn it off on my husband when he finally uprades his Sony Experia which he's had as long as I had that HTC. The only thing I didn't like about my HTC was that it dropped calls because the touchscreen was too sensitive. AT&T replaced it with a newer one which had some better features but it still had that problem.
I dont' know what you mean by secure and integration, though.