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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Sept 30, 2015 8:56:41 GMT -5
They put William Wallaces Fucking decapitated head on that bridge Don't fuck with Edward Longshanks. Wallace evaded capture by the English until 5 August 1305 when John de Menteith, a Scottish knight loyal to Edward, turned Wallace over to English soldiers. Wallace was transported to London, lodged in the house of William de Leyrer, then taken to Westminster Hall, where he was tried for treason and for atrocities against civilians in war. Following the trial, on 23 August 1305, Wallace was taken from the hall to the Tower of London, then stripped naked and dragged through the city at the heels of a horse to the Elms at Smithfield.[30] He was hanged, drawn and quartered — strangled by hanging, but released while he was still alive, emasculated, eviscerated and his bowels burned before him, beheaded, then cut into four parts. His preserved head (dipped in tar) was placed on a pike atop London Bridge. It was later joined by the heads of the brothers, John and Simon Fraser. Ouch, he had is dick and schnutz cut off aswell. At least they left the dragged part out of the movie. Usually Mel Gibson exaggerates the torture, not tones it down.
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Post by Peebag on Sept 30, 2015 9:41:23 GMT -5
They put William Wallaces Fucking decapitated head on that bridge Don't fuck with Edward Longshanks. Wallace evaded capture by the English until 5 August 1305 when John de Menteith, a Scottish knight loyal to Edward, turned Wallace over to English soldiers. Wallace was transported to London, lodged in the house of William de Leyrer, then taken to Westminster Hall, where he was tried for treason and for atrocities against civilians in war. Following the trial, on 23 August 1305, Wallace was taken from the hall to the Tower of London, then stripped naked and dragged through the city at the heels of a horse to the Elms at Smithfield.[30] He was hanged, drawn and quartered — strangled by hanging, but released while he was still alive, emasculated, eviscerated and his bowels burned before him, beheaded, then cut into four parts. His preserved head (dipped in tar) was placed on a pike atop London Bridge. It was later joined by the heads of the brothers, John and Simon Fraser. Ouch, he had is dick and schnutz cut off aswell. Merely a flesh wound....
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Post by Harrier on Sept 30, 2015 9:43:59 GMT -5
Don't fuck with Edward Longshanks. Wallace evaded capture by the English until 5 August 1305 when John de Menteith, a Scottish knight loyal to Edward, turned Wallace over to English soldiers. Wallace was transported to London, lodged in the house of William de Leyrer, then taken to Westminster Hall, where he was tried for treason and for atrocities against civilians in war. Following the trial, on 23 August 1305, Wallace was taken from the hall to the Tower of London, then stripped naked and dragged through the city at the heels of a horse to the Elms at Smithfield.[30] He was hanged, drawn and quartered — strangled by hanging, but released while he was still alive, emasculated, eviscerated and his bowels burned before him, beheaded, then cut into four parts. His preserved head (dipped in tar) was placed on a pike atop London Bridge. It was later joined by the heads of the brothers, John and Simon Fraser. Ouch, he had is dick and schnutz cut off aswell. Merely a flesh wound.... All that over owning Edward $600, he should've just paid it.
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Post by Harrier on Sept 30, 2015 10:02:51 GMT -5
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Post by vin on Sept 30, 2015 10:17:32 GMT -5
Right. Real smart. I was more of a Roger Moore fan but blasphemy for saying that a retired Soccer player would make a better James Bond than Sean Connery. That probably means two things : 1.) Drago didn't watch any James Bond films prior to the current Daniel Craig ones. or 2.) He was just trolling with that Beckham comment. BTW, David Beckham is NOT going to be James Bond anyway. www.people.com/article/david-beckham-not-next-james-bond
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Post by Harrier on Sept 30, 2015 10:23:25 GMT -5
Right. Real smart. I was more of a Roger Moore fan but blasphemy for saying that a retired Soccer player would make a better James Bond than Sean Connery. That probably means two things : 1.) Drago didn't watch any James Bond films prior to the current Daniel Craig ones. or 2.) He was just trolling with that Beckham comment. BTW, David Beckham is NOT going to be James Bond anyway. www.people.com/article/david-beckham-not-next-james-bondWe know he's not, I just like Drago's humour.
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Post by vin on Sept 30, 2015 10:29:12 GMT -5
Right. Real smart. I was more of a Roger Moore fan but blasphemy for saying that a retired Soccer player would make a better James Bond than Sean Connery. That probably means two things : 1.) Drago didn't watch any James Bond films prior to the current Daniel Craig ones. or 2.) He was just trolling with that Beckham comment. BTW, David Beckham is NOT going to be James Bond anyway. www.people.com/article/david-beckham-not-next-james-bondWe know he's not, I just like Drago's humour. But was it REALLY humor or was he actually serious? Sure sounded that way.
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Post by Harrier on Sept 30, 2015 10:32:07 GMT -5
We know he's not, I just like Drago's humour. But was it REALLY humor or was he actually serious? Sure sounded that way. Surly to fuck Beckham can't be Bond, never heard that before. He can't act, WTF? Good troll job by Marsh.
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Post by 32Green on Sept 30, 2015 10:49:51 GMT -5
From her perspective, would prolly look like a giant infant trying to get back into the womb. lolgfy Sack of shit. What. That wasnt me...I was..hacked. -
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Post by vin on Sept 30, 2015 11:37:58 GMT -5
^ The fuck am I reading?
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Sept 30, 2015 11:51:23 GMT -5
Let's try to get this back on track
They think it's cool to go over there, even if they have no idea where they are and think France is in London
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Post by Harrier on Sept 30, 2015 12:04:52 GMT -5
The answers to those questions have to be for comedy value, I refuse to believe human beings are that stupid.
And these guys went to college?
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Post by 32Green on Sept 30, 2015 12:31:58 GMT -5
And these guys went to college? They were present on College Campus's.... at some point. So..yes? Its the worst kept secret in this country that these guys wouldnt even have made it through High School... or the local Community COllege.... if they werent gigantic and played football. Asking them anything beyond do you like chicken nuggets is fraught with peril.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2015 14:46:07 GMT -5
I heard Shakin was going. He'll be meeting us at Tailgate Nigels. Rowdy Boy lol, and fixed.
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Post by Lithfan on Sept 30, 2015 15:30:22 GMT -5
Edit: Just saw this posted as well:
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