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Post by porgyman on Nov 30, 2015 20:39:21 GMT -5
Available now. Make her cooch smell like a smokehouse. Yummy! Just keep the dog away from her... Finally, Underwear That Makes Her Vagina Smell Like Bacon The gift that keeps on going down. MAXIM MANNovember 30, 2015 By ALI DRUCKER Today I gave myself a task: find out what men really think about the smell of vagina. Though I couldn't dig up any official research on the subject, by pressing friends for details and pouring through threads on Reddit, it seems the general consensus is this: you might not buy a vagina-scented candle, but when someone's lady parts are mere inches from your face, you enjoy the general experience enough that the smell is inconsequential at worst, and downright pleasant at best. So why try and make a good thing even better? Because modern science is never satisfied with the status quo, especially when pork-themed products are involved. Ladies and gentleman, feast your eyes and your genitals on bacon-scented underwear. That's right, using a technology that weaves the aroma of everyone's favorite cured meat into the ink, you too can have those smoky flavors wafting from your crotch for up to 6 months to a year. Available in both men and women's styles for $20 a pop, it's safe to say this will definitely make going down a much more delicious endeavor for all parties involved. America, land of the free, home of the bacon.  |
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Nov 30, 2015 20:46:18 GMT -5
How much is a gross of em?
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Post by Big L on Nov 30, 2015 21:59:56 GMT -5
Thems the ugliest panties I've ever seen. The day Mrs Big L starts wearing ugly shit like that, it's time to pull out the feeding tube and turn off my respirator.
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Post by RobR on Dec 1, 2015 0:10:22 GMT -5
I wonder what a mix of piss and bacon smells like?
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Post by Hotman on Dec 1, 2015 0:44:37 GMT -5
This is just the weapon we need to defeat the terrists. Put the ladies on the front line loaded with these babies and a cooch full of bacon & lady coated ammo and we can't lose!
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Post by Jets Things on Dec 1, 2015 7:12:57 GMT -5
I wonder what a mix of piss and bacon smells like? Certainly worse than spilled creampie and bacon. |
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Post by quantum on Dec 1, 2015 8:51:16 GMT -5
I can't mix VJ with food or even drink. I once tried pouring champagne on a fish taco and didn't like it. Nipples however are different: delicious with cannoli cream. nom nom nom   |
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Post by Ff2 on Dec 1, 2015 9:50:51 GMT -5
I had a girfriend who smelled like crayons.
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Post by Peebag on Dec 1, 2015 10:18:55 GMT -5
Wtf? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Post by Jets Things on Dec 1, 2015 10:35:42 GMT -5
I can't mix VJ with food or even drink. I once tried pouring champagne on a fish taco and didn't like it. Nipples however are different: delicious with cannoli cream. nom nom nom You should pour champagne on an asshole. Makes it taste less like an asshole. |
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Post by porgyman on Dec 1, 2015 10:47:02 GMT -5
I can't mix VJ with food or even drink. I once tried pouring champagne on a fish taco and didn't like it. Nipples however are different: delicious with cannoli cream. nom nom nom You should pour champagne on an asshole. Makes it taste less like an asshole. Speaking of food....does anyone else here think about food while getting blown? I tend to think about pancakes.... |
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Post by Raoul Duke on Dec 1, 2015 10:56:07 GMT -5
Available now. Make her cooch smell like a smokehouse. Yummy! Just keep the dog away from her... Finally, Underwear That Makes Her Vagina Smell Like Bacon The gift that keeps on going down. MAXIM MANNovember 30, 2015 By ALI DRUCKER Today I gave myself a task: find out what men really think about the smell of vagina. Though I couldn't dig up any official research on the subject, by pressing friends for details and pouring through threads on Reddit, it seems the general consensus is this: you might not buy a vagina-scented candle, but when someone's lady parts are mere inches from your face, you enjoy the general experience enough that the smell is inconsequential at worst, and downright pleasant at best. So why try and make a good thing even better? Because modern science is never satisfied with the status quo, especially when pork-themed products are involved. Ladies and gentleman, feast your eyes and your genitals on bacon-scented underwear. That's right, using a technology that weaves the aroma of everyone's favorite cured meat into the ink, you too can have those smoky flavors wafting from your crotch for up to 6 months to a year. Available in both men and women's styles for $20 a pop, it's safe to say this will definitely make going down a much more delicious endeavor for all parties involved. America, land of the free, home of the bacon. AKA: the ISIS chastity belt. |
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Post by quantum on Dec 1, 2015 11:27:00 GMT -5
You should pour champagne on an asshole. Makes it taste less like an asshole. Speaking of food....does anyone else here think about food while getting blown? I tend to think about pancakes.... freak. |
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Post by Fishooked on Dec 1, 2015 11:38:37 GMT -5
I can't mix VJ with food or even drink. I once tried pouring champagne on a fish taco and didn't like it. Nipples however are different: delicious with cannoli cream. nom nom nom You should pour champagne on an asshole. Makes it taste less like an asshole. Think of it like a peroxide bath for your bunghole. |
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Post by Fishooked on Dec 1, 2015 11:39:12 GMT -5
I had a girfriend who smelled like crayons. You should have asked her to stop eating them. |
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