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Post by 2milehighJet on Dec 4, 2015 17:20:53 GMT -5
I remember the thread. Don't remember any shit stains though If memory serves - and it probably doesn't, what with booze and weed 'n such - there were some unbleached buttcrack shits. Eh, shots. I also think she had bruises on her knees, thighs, etc. |
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Post by 32Green on Dec 4, 2015 18:01:50 GMT -5
She is Chuck Schumers cousin, who is married to Huma Abedein, who is a Muslim. I can see you in the interrogation room now..." sure I banged her, Detective...I banged her because she is related to Chuck Schumer who is married to the hot chick Huma Abedein..."...Det. says "Hah?...thats Anthony Wiener...not Chuck Schumer, dude"....then you put your head in your hands and go "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK......FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK oh noooo" |
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Post by bxjetfan on Dec 4, 2015 18:51:33 GMT -5
She is Chuck Schumers cousin, who is married to Huma Abedein, who is a Muslim. I can see you in the interrogation room now..." sure I banged her, Detective...I banged her because she is related to Chuck Schumer who is married to the hot chick Huma Abedein..."...Det. says "Hah?...thats Anthony Wiener...not Chuck Schumer, dude"....then you put your head in your hands and go "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK......FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK oh noooo" You say tomato, I say tomahto. Schumers, Weiners, their all dicks.  |
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Post by timmy on Dec 6, 2015 20:21:47 GMT -5
^ Ozzy Osbourne with a blonde wig. But would still smash. |
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Post by Hotman on Dec 6, 2015 20:24:25 GMT -5
Blech disgusting.
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Post by southside on Dec 6, 2015 23:00:32 GMT -5
I'm not losing my virginity to that hog.
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Post by Jets Things on Dec 6, 2015 23:04:14 GMT -5
I'm not losing my virginity to that hog. Dude, she's gotta be a total pig in the sack. She could teach you a thing or two. |
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Post by 32Green on Dec 6, 2015 23:45:41 GMT -5
I'm not losing my virginity to that hog. Want me to break it to her?  |
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Post by Sonny Werblin on Dec 7, 2015 9:56:01 GMT -5
I'm not losing my virginity to that hog. Dude, she's gotta be a total pig in the sack. She could teach you a thing or two. That is exactly the kind of girl you want to lose it with. |
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Post by porgyman on Dec 7, 2015 18:43:36 GMT -5
I'm not losing my virginity to that hog. Just look at her like a good set of training wheels. |
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Post by southside on Dec 7, 2015 19:00:30 GMT -5
A nice loose set of training wheels maybe.... BARF
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Post by afceastfan on Dec 7, 2015 19:29:37 GMT -5
Would hit. At this stage of my life, I'm in no position to be too choosy.
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Post by timmy on Dec 7, 2015 20:06:19 GMT -5
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Post by 32Green on Dec 7, 2015 21:55:49 GMT -5
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Post by Hotman on Dec 8, 2015 2:35:14 GMT -5
How perfect is that?! Tiimmmmay got the eye
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