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Post by PK on Jan 23, 2016 20:25:33 GMT -5
This is the problem. Why do they teach you how to parallel park on your driver test, but don't teach you how to over or understeer? Why do they teach you how to do a three point turn, but don't teach you how to merge on a highway? this here is some serious old man cane shakin' Really? Why do "driving" tests test how well you can park? Is the inability to park what causes accidents? Has there ever been a situation where a drivers failure to complete a three point turn on a dead end street resulted in a fatality? I'm younger than you, lol.
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Post by PK on Jan 23, 2016 20:30:30 GMT -5
It's sad that 90% of drivers out there don't understand how their cars work. They don't know mechanically, even in the slightest, what causes the car to go forward when they hit the gas pedal.
Would you want to be a passenger in a jet, piloted by a pilot who has absolutely no idea why his jet can fly?
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Post by PK on Jan 23, 2016 20:35:21 GMT -5
I was playing Grand Turismo on my PS3 one day. My dad was watching me play. I finished a race, and offered him the controller to play. His response?
"I can't play that! That's too hard!"
Umm. You can't play a video game...But you can actually drive an actual real car? Ok, dad...
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Post by 32Green on Jan 23, 2016 21:21:41 GMT -5
Umm. You can't play a video game...But you can actually drive an actual real car? Ok, dad... You'll be that guy too... soon enough... when your rugrats grow up. Trust me.
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Post by PK on Jan 23, 2016 21:30:06 GMT -5
Umm. You can't play a video game...But you can actually drive an actual real car? Ok, dad... You'll be that guy too... soon enough... when your rugrats grow up. Trust me. Sheeeeeet. My kids ain't got nothing on me.
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Post by 32Green on Jan 23, 2016 21:35:40 GMT -5
You'll be that guy too... soon enough... when your rugrats grow up. Trust me. Sheeeeeet. My kids ain't got nothing on me. Mine didnt either.
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Post by jetstream23 on Jan 23, 2016 22:11:40 GMT -5
Put on Channel 5 and WHOA! Jennifer Lahmers is smoking hot! Splooge! Lol at the Blow-up-doll face freeze-frame. I mean...I heard they look like that..from this dude. She predicted the storm would dump 28" tonight....but that Green could only give her 4" HI-YO!
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Post by Warfish on Jan 24, 2016 11:36:54 GMT -5
Snow successfully shoveled, cars clear, driveway-to-roadway open. No heart attack (yet). Fuck me sideways. Feels a little like this:
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 24, 2016 11:40:33 GMT -5
They said we were getting 4-8 max. Ended up with 14"
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Post by Jets Things on Jan 24, 2016 12:02:42 GMT -5
"Snow Fort" Everything is a fort to a four year old boy.
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Post by Jetworks on Jan 24, 2016 12:20:16 GMT -5
They said we were getting 4-8 max. Ended up with 14" We got 30+ out here in Staten Island. Spent 3 hours yesterday and another 3 today shoveling/snowblowing mine, my in-laws, my two octogenarian neighbors and the one and only neighbor who lifts a finger to help out. I'm fucking done.
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Post by Big L on Jan 24, 2016 13:51:36 GMT -5
We had about 30 about 5 years ago.
Shovel out to my shed. Get out the snow blower from behind the leaf blower. Thing worked good in October. Fill her up with gas, turn the gas valve on. A few seconds later, carb is pissin gas out of it. Nothing's loose, or anything obvious. Maybe a stuck float? I dunno. Guess I gotta rebuild the thing. Hopefully no more snow until December,
Always had a second hand snowblower. Might buy new this season.
fml.
and now, gotta take the boy to a fuckin birthday party that starts at 3. On championship Sunday.
fml2.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2016 13:55:04 GMT -5
Put on Channel 5 and WHOA! Jennifer Lahmers is smoking hot! Splooge! Can't stand it when there are gaps at both ends of the lipstick, plus torpedo head with long eyebrows.
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Post by quantum on Jan 25, 2016 9:07:22 GMT -5
Got about 30", but the plow left alomst 4ft at the end of my driveway (those fuckers) buying a Snowblower? best investment since central air
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Post by PK on Jan 25, 2016 9:47:03 GMT -5
Got about 30", but the plow left alomst 4ft at the end of my driveway (those fuckers) buying a Snowblower? best investment since central air I spent WAY too many hours standing behind a snowblower in my life. When are you taking the Camaro out?
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