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Post by adpz on Jan 26, 2016 21:36:53 GMT -5
www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/car-crash/pantless-man-in-fatal-crash-639205A Detroit man who died early Sunday in a one-car crash was pantsless and masturbating while watching a pornographic movie on his cell phone, according to police who investigated the accident. The rollover crash occurred around 3:40 AM as motorist Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was driving a 1996 Toyota on a freeway near Interstate 75. Michigan State Police officials report that Jones became "distracted" while watching the film and lost control of the car, which overturned. Jones, who was not wearing a seat belt, was partially ejected through the car’s sun roof and died on the scene, Accident investigators discovered that Jones, who was alone in the Toyota, was not wearing pants at the time of the crash. Cue the partial ejection jokes....
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Post by Gunnails on Jan 26, 2016 21:40:54 GMT -5
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Post by Big L on Jan 26, 2016 21:42:41 GMT -5
Driving, AND watching porn, AND jerkin it? Was he also smoking a cig and drinking a coffee, too?
Multitasking King! For a minute or two, at least.
Now he's the zerotasking king.
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Post by 32Green on Jan 26, 2016 21:55:26 GMT -5
Driving, AND watching porn, AND jerkin it? In all fairness, he was watching "Shakin does Florida".
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Post by Touchable on Jan 26, 2016 21:55:49 GMT -5
This is only feasible in a 25 mph or less zone.
A residential area...
The freeway? Silly bastard didn't stand a chance.
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Post by Big L on Jan 26, 2016 22:20:49 GMT -5
Driving, AND watching porn, AND jerkin it? In all fairness, he was watching "Shakin does Florida". So you're saying he killed himself?
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Post by 32Green on Jan 26, 2016 22:26:46 GMT -5
In all fairness, he was watching "Shakin does Florida". So you're saying he killed himself? Well hopefully, lol. Why else go there? -
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Post by Big L on Jan 26, 2016 22:28:03 GMT -5
So you're saying he killed himself? Well hopefully, lol. Why else go there? - I meant the driver....
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Post by jetswin on Jan 27, 2016 12:30:18 GMT -5
In all fairness, he was watching "Shakin does Florida". So you're saying he killed himself? well he certainly finished himself off
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Post by Hotman on Jan 27, 2016 12:48:19 GMT -5
So you're saying he killed himself? well he certainly finished himself off I'm not so sure I'd call it a happy ending tho eh?
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Post by jetswin on Jan 27, 2016 12:49:20 GMT -5
well he certainly finished himself off I'm not so sure I'd call it a happy ending tho eh? lol, nah, he went splat.
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Post by Jets Things on Jan 27, 2016 12:57:51 GMT -5
Well, did he cum or what?
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Post by Big L on Jan 27, 2016 13:13:33 GMT -5
Well, did he cum or what? I'm going with or what.
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Post by Jets Things on Jan 27, 2016 13:32:33 GMT -5
Well, did he cum or what? I'm going with or what. Kablooie!!
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Post by Sonny Werblin on Jan 27, 2016 15:20:46 GMT -5
Darwin Award finalist? Lots of great Comments. My favorites: "At least he died doing something he loved" and "His last words: This is where I get off."
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