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Post by Big L on Dec 22, 2014 8:45:13 GMT -5
So I took shakins adcive and called up Kayla. Only took sake bomb to get her nekkid. Priblen is thist she made me drink with her. Also she's so fkn tiny my dick wouldn't fit in so now I'm in same fucin boat except I'm drunk and bluey balled. Fuck! Meh, I'll start over after the new gears. See you bitches later. I'm going to the strip club. No one else apparently picked up on this, but do you seriously expect us to believe your muchacho is too big to fit in some chicks panooch?
Listen, pal, you don't need stories here. You see, this is where all your internal struggles and problems with women are coming from. You're gay. It's OK. It doesn't matter. No one here gives a shit. Anyone who does give a shit probably has a ton of skeletons in their own closet. Rock on, buddy. Be proud. Now go listen to some Village People. And I mean this in the nicest way possible.
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Post by southside on Dec 22, 2014 10:25:36 GMT -5
Uhh I'm not going to dignify my response. I'm hungover. Go to hell.
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Post by Trades on Dec 22, 2014 10:43:33 GMT -5
Lets post pictures of what we think VTN looks like ill go first, ![](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Knitting_Perfection.jpg/220px-Knitting_Perfection.jpg)
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Post by Hotman on Dec 22, 2014 11:32:43 GMT -5
VPN just bein all fine, jus doin her thang ![]() ![](http://i.imgur.com/rVBtpr5.jpg?1) Dayum shawty got dat knitted and everything.
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Post by Big L on Dec 22, 2014 12:45:06 GMT -5
Uhh I'm not going to dignify my response. I'm hungover. Go to hell. Dude, it's OK. No one here judges. Well, not much, at least.
That's why you're so messed up over that broad that dumped you like 2 years ago - that was your beard, and she bought in to it for a while. Once your beard was gone, you feel totally naked and afraid. Instead of finding a new piece of panooch to love and fuck, you panicked instead because you might love man ass.
Seriously, bro, it's cool. Rock on with your bad self. It takes all kinds in this world, and you're one of em.
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Post by southside on Dec 22, 2014 12:47:47 GMT -5
When you put it like that it makes me actually want to start drinking again. I was joking before. Now you've driven me to drink.
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Post by southside on Dec 22, 2014 12:48:32 GMT -5
Can someone change my title to Sober Queen?
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Post by Fishooked on Dec 22, 2014 12:56:03 GMT -5
Can someone change my title to Sober Queen? Don't you have to be sober for that? ![8-|](http://i.imgur.com/dwL9udo.gif)
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Post by Big L on Dec 22, 2014 13:11:33 GMT -5
Hampur Queen, likes the schween, he is the Hampur Queen, oh yeah.
<sung to ABBA>
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Post by thebigragu on Dec 22, 2014 13:16:25 GMT -5
Can someone change my title to Sober Queen? Gave u a better one
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Post by adpz on Dec 22, 2014 13:28:29 GMT -5
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Post by Big L on Dec 22, 2014 13:32:50 GMT -5
Can someone change my title to Sober Queen? Gave u a better one Hampur Queen Pussy Clean would have been better.
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Post by Hotman on Dec 22, 2014 13:48:05 GMT -5
Lets post pictures of what we think VTN looks like ill go first, Dead ringer ![]() I had to take that pic out - common.
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Post by Hotman on Dec 22, 2014 13:54:26 GMT -5
Also, you queers may wanna change that hork hork werg thing off there because that sub comes with a heavy price of many fine ass hot womens. You try to post it and the title gets subbed. It's cost a few real nice ones, lemme tell ya. Took me a min to figure out wtf was happening.
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Post by Fishooked on Dec 22, 2014 14:09:17 GMT -5
Lets post pictures of what we think VTN looks like ill go first, Dead ringer ![]() I had to take that pic out - common. Sorry bro I had to remove that pic - it's a fine ass and all, but I guess we're on Double Not So Secret Probation with Proboards. Don't want to see the board get nuked. ![oldwiseman_zpsmu1ulxg4](http://i.imgur.com/1tysGaW.gif) '
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