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Post by BEAC0NJET on Dec 22, 2014 11:39:38 GMT -5
Merry Christmas all. We're hosting my wifes family on Thursday and my family on Sunday. Im tasked with making a crown roast on Thursday and prime rib on Sunday. Hoping this fucking cold/flu/plague Im dealing with yesterday and today is gone by then.
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Post by rexneffect on Dec 22, 2014 11:48:25 GMT -5
I better post before the war on Christmas shuts this thread down...
Merry Christmas you ball washers.
There aren't any kids around for Christmas which means we can eat grown up food and then get drunk on Christmas morning. I go over to my in-laws and cook Christmas Eve dinner. This year I'm making maple glazed duck and barley risotto. Then we'll drink a shitload of beer and pass out. In the morning my wife, myself, her sister and her sister's douchey fiance get drunk in front of her parents and open presents. Then we eat whatever her mom cooks and I abandon ship to drive across town to visit my parents. I exchange gifts and eat some more food.
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Dec 22, 2014 13:52:41 GMT -5
Wow.........this is just like home. <sniff><sniff>
Merry Christmas you knuckleheads!!!
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Post by Fishooked on Dec 22, 2014 14:28:11 GMT -5
I better post before the war on Christmas shuts this thread down... Merry Christmas you ball washers. There aren't any kids around for Christmas which means we can eat grown up food and then get drunk on Christmas morning. I go over to my in-laws and cook Christmas Eve dinner. This year I'm making maple glazed duck and barley risotto. Then we'll drink a shitload of beer and pass out. In the morning my wife, myself, her sister and her sister's douchey fiance get drunk in front of her parents and open presents. Then we eat whatever her mom cooks and I abandon ship to drive across town to visit my parents. I exchange gifts and eat some more food. PSA: You can still get hammered at CHristmas if you have kids. If anything, all the more reason. Source: parent
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2014 15:20:15 GMT -5
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Post by nyahaybus on Dec 22, 2014 15:28:37 GMT -5
God Bless Us Bitches! Every one!
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Post by Fishooked on Dec 22, 2014 15:49:55 GMT -5
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Post by rexneffect on Dec 22, 2014 16:02:41 GMT -5
That was my first thought.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2014 16:49:15 GMT -5
Maybe. Guess it's a vertical vs horizontal distribution issue. Maybe you need gravity to properly dispense the gel.
I'm thinking JT could add a phallic version for next year's Dildonix Co. catalog.
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Dec 22, 2014 16:52:05 GMT -5
Maybe. Guess it's a vertical vs horizontal distribution issue. Maybe you need gravity to properly dispense the gel.I'm thinking JT could add a phallic version for next year's Dildonix Co. catalog. That's the granny version.
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Post by BEAC0NJET on Dec 22, 2014 17:25:14 GMT -5
Maybe. Guess it's a vertical vs horizontal distribution issue. Maybe you need gravity to properly dispense the gel. I'm thinking JT could add a phallic version for next year's Dildonix Co. catalog. You're either Borgo or you share the same DNA... music, boobies, a grown up vocabulary... Im onto you!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2014 17:55:54 GMT -5
Maybe. Guess it's a vertical vs horizontal distribution issue. Maybe you need gravity to properly dispense the gel. I'm thinking JT could add a phallic version for next year's Dildonix Co. catalog. You're either Borgo or you share the same DNA... music, boobies, a grown up vocabulary... Im onto you! Nah, I'm just a fan of the guy's work. Plus, Borg was more into butts, I think. Thanks for appreciating my writing.
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Post by gangrene on Dec 22, 2014 17:57:00 GMT -5
Merry Christmas to you mo's and ho's. I am not doing anything particularly genius, hoping to avoid large groups of people celebrating shit, too anti-climatic, I aspire to the plateau orgasm.
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Post by 2milehighJet on Dec 22, 2014 18:09:50 GMT -5
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Post by quantum on Dec 23, 2014 9:17:04 GMT -5
Merry Christmas dudes! Neighbor is hosting a big bash Christmas Day, so I got off easy this year.
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