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Post by Big L on Apr 7, 2016 11:13:56 GMT -5
Minor league ball is a hoot. The lack of talent is ten times more entertaining than pro ball.
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Post by Harrier on Apr 7, 2016 11:47:21 GMT -5
Go Mets.
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Post by BEAC0NJET on Apr 7, 2016 12:02:06 GMT -5
I think you should be able to throw the ball at the base runner, and if you hit him, he's out. Add a little dodgeball element to the game to spice it up. This is a good thought. Heck, one of the umpires told Joe Girardi that his pitcher should have just thrown AT Carlos Correa the other day while running to first, since he was, I guess, running on the grass blocking the throw to first. So maybe we're closer than we think. |
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Post by BushytheLobster on Apr 8, 2016 13:29:19 GMT -5
 basay ball been berry berry good to me |
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Post by Jetworks on Apr 8, 2016 16:45:52 GMT -5
Baseball fucking sucks. OP's facetious post hits the nail on the head.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2016 18:05:08 GMT -5
Great game to play boring to watch.
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Post by afceastfan on Apr 11, 2016 5:29:58 GMT -5
boring game played by primma donnas. Games should be 5 innings, must use 3 pitchers, flat mound, season should be 60 games. No batting helmets. No catchers equipment. 5 bases. 2 outfielders Should be able to "take out" any fielder as you run the bases. Home run is worth 2 runs. All good suggestions. I would also like to see the players paid by the day, with their daily take being forfeited anytime they are unavailable to play because of injury. |
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Post by wesleymctoon on Apr 11, 2016 7:00:43 GMT -5
I love baseball, but I could see how it doesn't hold the attention to an increasing society of simpletons.
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Post by Ff2 on Apr 11, 2016 8:20:10 GMT -5
I love baseball, but I could see how it doesn't hold the attention to an increasing society of simpletons. Or people who like to see something happen. |
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Post by jetstream23 on Apr 11, 2016 23:31:17 GMT -5
Only people who hate baseball can shit on soccer. Otherwise, you're a hypocrite. But...but...you just dont understand the subtle intricacies of the beautiful game! Both games you can cut to 12 minutes of commercials and MISS NOTHING. Soccer is like a 3 hour whale-watching trip on a chartered boat. For 2 hours and 55 minutes there you are, squinting at the water, holding up binoculars to your face. "Wait....is that it? Is THAT A WHALE?"....no, it's just a ripple in some choppy water. More squinting, looking, peering into the water then there's a yell! "Over here! Over here! WHALE!!!" someone yells from the other side of the boat. Everyone runs over to the other side staring into the water, cameras shooting pictures as the Captain steers a little closer to find it's a garbage bag floating in the water. "Enough of this shit!" you say, heading to the one toilet onboard that's in a bathroom the size of a coat closet. After holding your piss for over two hours you brace yourself with one hand against the wall and try to keep as much piss in the toilet as you can with your other hand as the boat rocks back and forth. Of course, just as you unzip, there's the commotion up on the deck! "GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!!!" you hear as you hurry to zip up and run out to the deck. "It was great! You missed it" your wife tells you, "the most beautiful Blue whale I've ever seen!....It's gone now, we're heading to shore."  |
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Post by Raoul Duke on Apr 12, 2016 8:55:37 GMT -5
But...but...you just dont understand the subtle intricacies of the beautiful game! Both games you can cut to 12 minutes of commercials and MISS NOTHING. Soccer is like a 3 hour whale-watching trip on a chartered boat. For 2 hours and 55 minutes there you are, squinting at the water, holding up binoculars to your face. "Wait....is that it? Is THAT A WHALE?"....no, it's just a ripple in some choppy water. More squinting, looking, peering into the water then there's a yell! "Over here! Over here! WHALE!!!" someone yells from the other side of the boat. Everyone runs over to the other side staring into the water, cameras shooting pictures as the Captain steers a little closer to find it's a garbage bag floating in the water. "Enough of this shit!" you say, heading to the one toilet onboard that's in a bathroom the size of a coat closet. After holding your piss for over two hours you brace yourself with one hand against the wall and try to keep as much piss in the toilet as you can with your other hand as the boat rocks back and forth. Of course, just as you unzip, there's the commotion up on the deck! "GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!!!" you hear as you hurry to zip up and run out to the deck. "It was great! You missed it" your wife tells you, "the most beautiful Blue whale I've ever seen!....It's gone now, we're heading to shore." LOL I seem to remember you getting World Cup fever last time around. The gay is strong in you, we can feel it. Embrace it. |
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Apr 12, 2016 9:35:29 GMT -5
Soccer is like a 3 hour whale-watching trip on a chartered boat. For 2 hours and 55 minutes there you are, squinting at the water, holding up binoculars to your face. "Wait....is that it? Is THAT A WHALE?"....no, it's just a ripple in some choppy water. More squinting, looking, peering into the water then there's a yell! "Over here! Over here! WHALE!!!" someone yells from the other side of the boat. Everyone runs over to the other side staring into the water, cameras shooting pictures as the Captain steers a little closer to find it's a garbage bag floating in the water. "Enough of this shit!" you say, heading to the one toilet onboard that's in a bathroom the size of a coat closet. After holding your piss for over two hours you brace yourself with one hand against the wall and try to keep as much piss in the toilet as you can with your other hand as the boat rocks back and forth. Of course, just as you unzip, there's the commotion up on the deck! "GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!!!" you hear as you hurry to zip up and run out to the deck. "It was great! You missed it" your wife tells you, "the most beautiful Blue whale I've ever seen!....It's gone now, we're heading to shore." LOL I seem to remember you getting World Cup fever last time around. The gay is strong in you, we can feel it. Embrace it. Soccer sucks, even the Simpsons know it: Classic. |
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Apr 12, 2016 10:44:48 GMT -5
Baseball live is much better than baseball on tv. Except for the $35 to park, $10 draft and $6 hot dog. But hey, the seats were only $10! |
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Post by jetstream23 on Apr 12, 2016 12:52:34 GMT -5
Soccer is like a 3 hour whale-watching trip on a chartered boat. For 2 hours and 55 minutes there you are, squinting at the water, holding up binoculars to your face. "Wait....is that it? Is THAT A WHALE?"....no, it's just a ripple in some choppy water. More squinting, looking, peering into the water then there's a yell! "Over here! Over here! WHALE!!!" someone yells from the other side of the boat. Everyone runs over to the other side staring into the water, cameras shooting pictures as the Captain steers a little closer to find it's a garbage bag floating in the water. "Enough of this shit!" you say, heading to the one toilet onboard that's in a bathroom the size of a coat closet. After holding your piss for over two hours you brace yourself with one hand against the wall and try to keep as much piss in the toilet as you can with your other hand as the boat rocks back and forth. Of course, just as you unzip, there's the commotion up on the deck! "GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!!!" you hear as you hurry to zip up and run out to the deck. "It was great! You missed it" your wife tells you, "the most beautiful Blue whale I've ever seen!....It's gone now, we're heading to shore." LOL I seem to remember you getting World Cup fever last time around. The gay is strong in you, we can feel it.Embrace it. I take that part as a compliment. The rest of your post....not so much. |
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