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Post by bxjetfan on Apr 13, 2016 16:30:41 GMT -5
What if we strapped them into Steven Hawking wheelchairs and electrified the field like electric football? I wonder what they would type for a scream and what it would sound Like? Lol what are you nuts. Thanks. I didn't think it was so bad so I called the old lady over for a second opinion. Two minutes later she had me walking around the front lawn naked while she hit me with a squash and yelled "Shame!" at the top of her lungs.
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Post by 2foolish on Apr 13, 2016 16:43:11 GMT -5
nah ur both wrong...robots will be are sports hereos in the future...and remember my friends the future is where we spend the rest of our lives..
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Post by 32Green on Apr 13, 2016 19:20:59 GMT -5
nah ur both wrong...robots will be are sports hereos in the future... Robot hairy Zika baby football....it has a ring to it.
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Post by Hotman on Apr 13, 2016 19:59:00 GMT -5
Thanks. I didn't think it was so bad so I called the old lady over for a second opinion. Two minutes later she had me walking around the front lawn naked while she hit me with a squash and yelled "Shame!" at the top of her lungs.
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Apr 14, 2016 14:48:47 GMT -5
Reminds me of one of the big galoots in the bugs bunny cartoons. THAT'S THE GUY!!!!
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Apr 14, 2016 14:54:15 GMT -5
I was thinking in the future, instead of banning football we could have all Zika baby football teams. Since their brains are so small, and skulls so thick... the risk for concussions would be less. It would be visually interesting as well. Might not even need helmets. Regular-headed people wont have to risk head injuries. Well, their heads are kinda shaped like footballs. It might get a little dicey on FGs if you had a kicker with vision problems. I thought about outfitting them all with the oversized Dark Vader helmets from Spaceballs but I think they might tip over. Quite the conundrum. They already had a popular cartoon.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Apr 15, 2016 2:25:06 GMT -5
Now this is one big bag of fuck this shit Chimpanzee escapes from Japan zoo, wreaks havoc atop residential neighborhood power line BY NICHOLAS PARCO NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Thursday, April 14, 2016, 12:39 PM A A A facebookTweetemail SHARE THIS URL Cha Cha did the electric slide. A chimp named Cha Cha escaped from a zoo in Sendai, Japan on Thursday afternoon, and led authorities on a two-hour chase that ended in the animal being shot down from a powerline with a tranquilizer gun. Employees at Yagiyama Zoological Park discovered Cha Cha’s cage was vacant at 1:20 p.m. local time, according to Japan Times. The two-hour ordeal ended in shocking fashion when authorities shot the chimp with a tranquilizer gun. KYODO NEWS/AP The two-hour ordeal ended in shocking fashion when authorities shot the chimp with a tranquilizer gun. Nearly two hours later, Cha Cha was spotted running across electrical wires in a residential neighborhood. The two-hour ordeal ended in shocking fashion when authorities shot the chimp with a tranquilizer gun. At one point, the animal was near an elementary school, trapping more than 400 students inside the building after final classes were dismissed. “When I saw (the chimpanzee) on television, it was quite big, so we thought it was dangerous to let the children out,” school Vice Principal Takashi Yamaguchi said. The zoo does not know how Cha Cha escaped, but police are investigating.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Apr 15, 2016 6:31:27 GMT -5
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Post by 32Green on Apr 15, 2016 9:04:15 GMT -5
Whatever problem they got in Japan, they got like 20 guys in white helmets that kinda stand there going "whoa whoa whoa" untll the bad thing happens and then they are like "omg holy crap omg" and run towards it. Highly trained reactionaries.
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Post by quantum on Apr 19, 2016 9:11:00 GMT -5
Reminds me of one of the big galoots in the bugs bunny cartoons. he looks like a caricature of Dave Navarro on some kind of hallucinogenic mushrooms. after the chimp attack of course
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Apr 19, 2016 10:25:01 GMT -5
Whatever problem they got in Japan, they got like 20 guys in white helmets that kinda stand there going "whoa whoa whoa" untll the bad thing happens and then they are like "omg ho-ree clap omg" and run towards it. Highly trained reactionaries. Fixed!
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