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Post by quantum on Apr 26, 2016 14:49:58 GMT -5
Cut off your dick, and go lez. It's really the only way fucking another chick would be socially acceptable. What If I keep my dick but Identify as a woman sometimes that just happens to be a lesbian? HEY! Find your own schtick, Slappy. Damn. common.
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Apr 27, 2016 7:01:43 GMT -5
When we're all French and non-Puritan/ Evangelical
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Post by Raoul Duke on Apr 27, 2016 7:05:28 GMT -5
When we're all French and non-Puritan/ Evangelical Oh this should go down well, thanks.
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Post by quantum on Apr 27, 2016 7:37:49 GMT -5
When we're all French and non-Puritan/ Evangelical Oh this should go down well, thanks. like a 90 yo hooker with a new set of chompers
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Post by porgyman on Apr 27, 2016 7:41:33 GMT -5
Far greater minds have contemplated this question over the years. After all, we are one of the few mammals that is expected to have sex with one partner for life. There is something unnatural about that.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2016 7:51:27 GMT -5
Ah, when a President shoots a load on an intern?
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Post by Ff2 on Apr 27, 2016 9:12:19 GMT -5
Blame the church...
How old is the institution of marriage ? The best available evidence suggests that it’s about 4,350 years old. For thousands of years before that, most anthropologists believe, families consisted of loosely organized groups of as many as 30 people, with several male leaders, multiple women shared by them, and children. As hunter-gatherers settled down into agrarian civilizations, society had a need for more stable arrangements. The first recorded evidence of marriage ceremonies uniting one woman and one man dates from about 2350 B.C., in Mesopotamia. Over the next several hundred years, marriage evolved into a widespread institution embraced by the ancient Hebrews, Greeks, and Romans. But back then, marriage had little to do with love or with religion.
What was it about, then? Marriage’s primary purpose was to bind women to men, and thus guarantee that a man’s children were truly his biological heirs. Through marriage, a woman became a man’s property. In the betrothal ceremony of ancient Greece, a father would hand over his daughter with these words: “I pledge my daughter for the purpose of producing legitimate offspring.” Among the ancient Hebrews, men were free to take several wives; married Greeks and Romans were free to satisfy their sexual urges with concubines, prostitutes, and even teenage male lovers, while their wives were required to stay home and tend to the household. If wives failed to produce offspring, their husbands could give them back and marry someone else.
When did religion become involved? As the Roman Catholic Church became a powerful institution in Europe, the blessings of a priest became a necessary step for a marriage to be legally recognized. By the eighth century, marriage was widely accepted in the Catholic church as a sacrament, or a ceremony to bestow God’s grace. At the Council of Trent in 1563, the sacramental nature of marriage was written into canon law.
Did this change the nature of marriage? Church blessings did improve the lot of wives. Men were taught to show greater respect for their wives, and forbidden from divorcing them. Christian doctrine declared that “the twain shall be one flesh,” giving husband and wife exclusive access to each other’s body. This put new pressure on men to remain sexually faithful. But the church still held that men were the head of families, with their wives deferring to their wishes.
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Post by Hotman on Apr 27, 2016 10:36:20 GMT -5
Far greater minds have contemplated this question over the years. After all, we are one of the few mammals that is expected to have sex with one partner for life. There is something unnatural about that. I think penguins do that iirc. Those are very interesting animals!
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Apr 27, 2016 12:56:57 GMT -5
What If I keep my dick but Identify as a woman sometimes that just happens to be a lesbian? LOL. I'm guessing it could fly in court, but even if you kept your dick, your wife would end up cutting it off. Well in 1993 it flew into a field....................... John and Lorena BobbittThe incident occurred on June 23, 1993, in Manassas, Virginia, and the legal case surrounding the incident subsequently took place throughout 1993–94.
Lorena claimed in a court hearing that after coming home at night on June 23, 1993, her husband raped her. At some point after her husband had come home and gone to sleep, Lorena got out of bed and went to the kitchen. Grabbing a knife, she entered their bedroom, where John was sleeping, and removed the entire penis at its base.[1]
After this, Lorena left the apartment with the severed body part and drove away in her car. After a while, she opened the car window and threw it into a field. After realizing the severity of her crime, however, she stopped and called 9-1-1. John's penis was found after an exhaustive search, and it was reattached in the hospital where he was being treated. The operation took nine and a half hours.[2]
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Post by LoneStarLady on Apr 28, 2016 19:36:03 GMT -5
When we're all French and non-Puritan/ Evangelical Viva la France!
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Post by leftturn3 on Apr 29, 2016 17:11:38 GMT -5
In the words of Ted, there are no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits.
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Post by DDNYjets on Apr 30, 2016 5:57:09 GMT -5
In the words of Ted, there are no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits. so true. and that explains it. poor guys wanted some strange so bad they turned themselves into a woman.
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