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Post by bxjetfan on Jun 10, 2016 13:16:31 GMT -5
Years ago me and a few guys from work went out on our bosses boat. We pulled up on what looked like a deserted section of beach and before we all got on the beach the psycho broad is running at us screaming about Plovers and how we were on protected land. We were like WTF is a Plover and how bout you calm the fuck down. There was no talkin with this girl. She headed off and our boss said we need to go. Apparently you fuck with a Plovers home and you risk a really big fine. Fuckin birds.
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Post by 32Green on Jun 10, 2016 13:37:24 GMT -5
Years ago me and a few guys from work went out on our bosses boat. We pulled up on what looked like a deserted section of beach and before we all got on the beach the psycho broad is running at us screaming about Plovers and how we were on protected land. We were like WTF is a Plover and how bout you calm the fuck down. There was no talkin with this girl. She headed off and our boss said we need to go. Apparently you fuck with a Plovers home and you risk a really big fine. Fuckin birds. The beach by me had some piping plovers build a nest on the sand in the grass about 10 years ago. The Feds roped it off plus a "safe zone" to protect them. Of course more came along and nested in the safe zone, so that was roped off with its own safe zone. The area now comprises about two acres that were effectively cut off from our beach access, with a couple hundred of the chirping feckers now inhabiting the area. In all fairness, its obvious the conservation effort is paying off, but at this rate, we'll lose the beach to them in the not so distant future.
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Post by frostlich on Jun 10, 2016 14:17:31 GMT -5
Flying squirrels are protected. My cat gives zero fvcks.
I also hate mocking birds. My cat gives zero fvcks about them too...other than he apparently finds them tasty.
My neighbor mentioned to my wife that our bird feeder was too close to the ground. My wife responded that "yes but bird feed is cheaper than cat food." Took them a few seconds but their look on their faces was priceless.
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Post by Jets Things on Jun 10, 2016 14:54:59 GMT -5
Years ago me and a few guys from work went out on our bosses boat. We pulled up on what looked like a deserted section of beach and before we all got on the beach the psycho broad is running at us screaming about Plovers and how we were on protected land. We were like WTF is a Plover and how bout you calm the fuck down. There was no talkin with this girl. She headed off and our boss said we need to go. Apparently you fuck with a Plovers home and you risk a really big fine. Fuckin birds. The beach by me had some piping plovers build a nest on the sand in the grass about 10 years ago. The Feds roped it off plus a "safe zone" to protect them. Of course more came along and nested in the safe zone, so that was roped off with its own safe zone. The area now comprises about two acres that were effectively cut off from our beach access, with a couple hundred of the chirping feckers now inhabiting the area. In all fairness, its obvious the conservation effort is paying off, but at this rate, we'll lose the beach to them in the not so distant future. They did this with the beach we go to on the north fork,but with terns. Plenty of beach left, but I still feel like hucking some M80's behind the ropes.
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Post by Peebag on Jun 10, 2016 15:47:04 GMT -5
Flying squirrels are protected. My cat gives zero fvcks. I also hate mocking birds. My cat gives zero fvcks about them too...other than he apparently finds them tasty. My neighbor mentioned to my wife that our bird feeder was too close to the ground. My wife responded that "yes but bird feed is cheaper than cat food." Took them a few seconds but their look on their faces was priceless. you can type Fuck ...see fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
FUCK
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Jun 10, 2016 15:53:44 GMT -5
I hate these fucking shit makers. Serious question - what do you guys use at the course as a deterrent for these bastards? We're having a huge problem at the lake this year. We've been spray this stuff called Migrate on the lawns but it loses its effectiveness when it rains, or when the grass is cut. Sounds like you need a GOOSINATOR! www.goosinator.com/
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Post by frostlich on Jun 10, 2016 15:55:05 GMT -5
Flying squirrels are protected. My cat gives zero fvcks. I also hate mocking birds. My cat gives zero fvcks about them too...other than he apparently finds them tasty. My neighbor mentioned to my wife that our bird feeder was too close to the ground. My wife responded that "yes but bird feed is cheaper than cat food." Took them a few seconds but their look on their faces was priceless. you can type Fuck ...see fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
FUCK
I blame 32
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Jun 10, 2016 16:18:16 GMT -5
They don't always escape.............. looks like a duck but yeah, can't believe the bird on bird crime. always weirds me out
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Post by flushingjet on Jun 10, 2016 20:06:25 GMT -5
There was nothing soft about Charmin Mao. That dude was a stone cold killer. But if you go carrying pictures of Mr. Whipple You ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow
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Post by crossfire on Jun 10, 2016 21:09:54 GMT -5
Crossfire teeing up on the 6th hole........looks like he's using his driver. Wouldn't a 3 wood be preferred on this par 3 Johnnie? A division of the DEC has been working to lower the population on Long Island since they caused that plane to go down in the Hudson. I think they said there was approximately 120,000 shitbeasts on Long Island and they wanted to get the number down to 40K. I find great joy in this.
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Post by crossfire on Jun 10, 2016 21:15:09 GMT -5
They don't always escape.............. These shot beasts are actually protected by the Migrating Bird Act. Where the fuck are they migrating to??? One to one and a half pounds of shit per shot east per day. This picture brings me great joy. DIE FUCKER! DIE!!!
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Post by Hotman on Jun 10, 2016 22:27:41 GMT -5
Obviously I'm not a golpher.
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Post by 32Green on Jun 10, 2016 22:33:18 GMT -5
Obviously I'm not a golpher. yo when you comin home with the cheeba, son?
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Post by Hotman on Jun 11, 2016 2:17:48 GMT -5
yo when you comin home with the cheeba, son? gotta get back up that way fo sho
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