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Post by Mond the Bagnificient on Jul 8, 2016 13:24:52 GMT -5
Nah. Im 56. Just seems wrong. That's a girl, not a woman. Go ahead. Homo jokes. What if you was 30 something? Nah.. 18 is fine... out of the 3 I've had in the past 2 years (18, 19, 19), 2 were pretty good (the 18 year old was into calling me Daddy). But frankly, give me a nice 23-25 year old and I'm set. Stay away from 28-33 year olds... they are looking to get hitched... 38+ are pretty wild too IF they still look good... they think like men - will fuck you and move on.
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Post by Harrier on Jul 8, 2016 13:45:45 GMT -5
What if you was 30 something? Nah.. 18 is fine... out of the 3 I've had in the past 2 years (18, 19, 19), 2 were pretty good (the 18 year old was into calling me Daddy). But frankly, give me a nice 23-25 year old and I'm set. Stay away from 28-33 year olds... they are looking to get hitched... 38+ are pretty wild too IF they still look good... they think like men - will fuck you and move on. Lol. 3? How? Tinder? I went out at the beginning of march with some buddies, cut a long story sideways it was a place where you can drink all day and all night, anyways I pulled this chick about 7ish and we headed off to my hotel where I drilled her on and off till the sun came up. She was 25 and was a right goer, she had the soft supple skin and pert tits of a 20 year old but also a bit of experience to get dirty. I fell asleep at about 5:30am but before I did I stuck $200 into my sock and under the sole of my foot so the bitch couldn't rob me when I was asleep. I woke up and she had long gone, at about 11 the owner of the hotel knocked on the door and said we had stayed past our checkout time, he then said "are these yours" and pointed to a g-string she had left on the outside handle of the door, I pissed myself laughin because she had a good sense of humour and knew exactly what she was doin. Bastards tried charging me again for an extra guest lol. I gave her knickers one last sniff and then set off waking lookin for a trash can to put them in to make sure they never made it into my bag when I got home. She was a fun chick, often wonder what she's upto.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2016 13:47:08 GMT -5
Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it. My old man had Animal House on Beta Max my buddies and I used to watch it when rents would go out that was a big deal at 13. Fawn where is Fawn?
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Post by Mond the Bagnificient on Jul 8, 2016 13:50:00 GMT -5
Not Tinder but other dating sites... granted, they all wanted older men, so I found the niche and scored... but it's probably more common then you think (the desire for older guys). But like I said, I'm not going to be creepy and start hanging out at bars with college kids mostly.
Edit - there was actually 4. I forgot about the rich 19 year old in Luxembourg I banged... she was the daughter of some American Ex pat there.
Edit 2 - and you're right about the hiding of the money... never know with these bitches. I always immediately stash the wallet (and passport) into the safe while they are taking a leak... just in case.
If you're into hookers (not that I am), and you're worried about them stealing shit while you go take a piss or something, tell them to clap while you're in the toilet - if you hear a break in the applause, you know that bitch is up to no good.
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Post by freestater on Jul 8, 2016 15:31:22 GMT -5
Smash N Dip. no seriously, smash the fuck out of it and get the fuck out before she lurks you for years. years. years.
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Post by Harrier on Jul 8, 2016 15:46:08 GMT -5
Anyone really believe HH has 18 year old Pune after him?
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Post by Big L on Jul 8, 2016 16:00:19 GMT -5
Anyone really believe HH has 18 year old Pune after him? Of course. What else does 'I do yoga' possibly mean? That's code for fuck my hot wet pussy now, mister.
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Post by Peebag on Jul 8, 2016 16:04:33 GMT -5
Anyone really believe HH has 18 year old Pune after him? If anyone believes any of the stories on this site, we need to charge them for a "platinum" membership.
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Post by Warfish on Jul 9, 2016 15:46:09 GMT -5
Anyone really believe HH has 18 year old Pune after him? If anyone believes any of the stories on this site, we need to charge them for a "platinum" membership. To be fair, I believe Shakin is in jail right now.
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Post by Ff2 on Jul 9, 2016 15:49:06 GMT -5
If anyone believes any of the stories on this site, we need to charge them for a "platinum" membership. To be fair, I believe Shakin is in jail right now. I believed you were leaving the country.
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Post by Mond the Bagnificient on Jul 9, 2016 16:13:52 GMT -5
To be fair, I believe Shakin is in jail right now. I believed you were leaving the country. I believed you are really fat.
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Post by Warfish on Jul 10, 2016 23:04:04 GMT -5
To be fair, I believe Shakin is in jail right now. I believed you were leaving the country. And I did.
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Post by Ff2 on Jul 11, 2016 8:12:47 GMT -5
I believed you were leaving the country. And I did. Welcome back
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Post by thebigragu on Jul 11, 2016 11:00:21 GMT -5
Nah. Im 56. Just seems wrong. That's a girl, not a woman. Go ahead. Homo jokes. Anyone want to have sex with a 56 year old man in front of an 18 year old chick
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Post by Ff2 on Jul 11, 2016 11:10:02 GMT -5
Nah. Im 56. Just seems wrong. That's a girl, not a woman. Go ahead. Homo jokes. Anyone want to have sex with a 56 year old man in front of an 18 year old chick say what now?
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