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Post by Ff2 on Jul 27, 2016 10:22:52 GMT -5
Married 33 years. 1980, freshman years of college. I banged anything that moved after never even seeing a boob in HS. I was lean clean fucking machine!!!! All down hill from there.  That year I started ranking the following in order of needs: 1. Alcohol 2. Sex 3. Food 4. Sleep They are flipped now |
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Post by quantum on Jul 27, 2016 10:59:23 GMT -5
20s hoping for a resurgance in my mid to late 50s  |
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Jul 27, 2016 13:02:12 GMT -5
Been with five girls since 2001. The first I dated for four years, the next three were randoms over eight months, and the last I started dating in 2006 and ended up marrying. No ragrats. Although I wouldn't mind getting sucked off by the first one again. Girl never wasted a drop.  Noahmsayin? |
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Post by Hotman on Jul 27, 2016 16:19:20 GMT -5
What's happenin with that anyway H? You smashed it yet or what? |
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Post by Gunnails on Jul 27, 2016 17:02:35 GMT -5
I actually did well in my teens starting at 13, diddled as I recall about 10 different girls before I got married at 25 and have been monogamous since. The best sex by far has been with my wife, we were like bunnies from age 28 to 40 trying to have another kid, which didn't happen but it was a lot of fun. Now I am lucky to get it every three months. Everything still works but the wife has lost interest. 13??? Early bloomer eh Gunnails. I suppose kids rob you of your best years. Fair play to you for not cheating on your wife aswell. ============================================== So you don't think I'm the kiddie diddler I was 13 she was 40, neighbor lady up the block, it was a brief romance. And let me make it clear my good friend from over the pond. I hit the lottery when my wife agreed to marry me, if not for her I would be nothing. She gave me a perfect daughter, who was always the perfect daughter, married a good man and she gave me two amazing grandchildren. I love and cherish my family above all else. Hot wife, a good kid= Winning! I often feel I have discovered the meaning of life and that is to procreate and nurture. I was robbed of nothing. My life has been a series of success and happiness mixed in with brief moments of true tragedy so as to remind me how good life is. My one and only regret in this life is that I did not join the Marines and serve my country, between 18 and when I met my wife at 24 were my wasted years, I should of spent that time in the Marines.. I would of been a hell of a Marine. I could of made more money I suppose. |
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Post by Harrier on Jul 27, 2016 18:09:20 GMT -5
13??? Early bloomer eh Gunnails. I suppose kids rob you of your best years. Fair play to you for not cheating on your wife aswell. ============================================== So you don't think I'm the kiddie diddler I was 13 she was 40, neighbor lady up the block, it was a brief romance. And let me make it clear my good friend from over the pond. I hit the lottery when my wife agreed to marry me, if not for her I would be nothing. She gave me a perfect daughter, who was always the perfect daughter, married a good man and she gave me two amazing grandchildren. I love and cherish my family above all else. Hot wife, a good kid= Winning! I often feel I have discovered the meaning of life and that is to procreate and nurture. I was robbed of nothing. My life has been a series of success and happiness mixed in with brief moments of true tragedy so as to remind me how good life is. My one and only regret in this life is that I did not join the Marines and serve my country, between 18 and when I met my wife at 24 were my wasted years, I should of spent that time in the Marines.. I would of been a hell of a Marine. I could of made more money I suppose. Happy for you man. Family and friends are all that matter in life. |
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Post by thebigragu on Jul 27, 2016 20:03:31 GMT -5
Been with five girls since 2001. The first I dated for four years, the next three were randoms over eight months, and the last I started dating in 2006 and ended up marrying. No ragrats. Although I wouldn't mind getting sucked off by the first one again. Girl never wasted a drop. You should work for hallmark. That's romance people |
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Post by thebigragu on Jul 27, 2016 20:12:44 GMT -5
20s and 30s. I had alot of sex with alot of women. The dirty kind too the filth you only hear about in suspect places. Sometimes i shiver at night when a memory jumps into my head sleeping. Then i look at my wife and daughter and think how the fuck did i get lucky like this.
I still a sex addict no doubt about it. But marriage has cured it. Im lucky to get some 2 a month. Work always in the way the baby now my 14 year old son living back with me. Im jerking off in the shower like im back in prison fuck it all i better just stop here
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Post by Mond the Bagnificient on Jul 27, 2016 20:16:58 GMT -5
13??? Early bloomer eh Gunnails. I suppose kids rob you of your best years. Fair play to you for not cheating on your wife aswell. ============================================== So you don't think I'm the kiddie diddler I was 13 she was 40, neighbor lady up the block, it was a brief romance. And let me make it clear my good friend from over the pond. I hit the lottery when my wife agreed to marry me, if not for her I would be nothing. She gave me a perfect daughter, who was always the perfect daughter, married a good man and she gave me two amazing grandchildren. I love and cherish my family above all else. Hot wife, a good kid= Winning! I often feel I have discovered the meaning of life and that is to procreate and nurture. I was robbed of nothing. My life has been a series of success and happiness mixed in with brief moments of true tragedy so as to remind me how good life is. My one and only regret in this life is that I did not join the Marines and serve my country, between 18 and when I met my wife at 24 were my wasted years, I should of spent that time in the Marines.. I would of been a hell of a Marine. I could of made more money I suppose. 13 year old with a 40 year old??? Oh.. do tell.  |
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Post by PK on Jul 28, 2016 0:46:20 GMT -5
Def my 30's. And it keeps getting better.
I had my share of tail in my 20's. It was....pedestrian at best. But once I met my current wife. E'gadz.
Betsy is the gift that keeps on giving. Sometimes, you're lucky enough to meet that "one". But once you do, that spark burns with the force of a thousand suns.
And it can't be dampened.
Shit. She threw me in jail this weekend...and is blowing up my phone right now.
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Post by Big L on Jul 28, 2016 3:31:59 GMT -5
Look what the cat dragged in.
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Jul 28, 2016 9:03:22 GMT -5
Def my 30's. And it keeps getting better. I had my share of tail in my 20's. It was....pedestrian at best. But once I met my current wife. E'gadz. Betsy is the gift that keeps on giving. Sometimes, you're lucky enough to meet that "one". But once you do, that spark burns with the force of a thousand suns. And it can't be dampened. Shit. She threw me in jail this weekend...and is blowing up my phone right now. So there will be more?!?!?!?!?  |
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Post by Gunnails on Jul 28, 2016 14:37:53 GMT -5
============================================== So you don't think I'm the kiddie diddler I was 13 she was 40, neighbor lady up the block, it was a brief romance. And let me make it clear my good friend from over the pond. I hit the lottery when my wife agreed to marry me, if not for her I would be nothing. She gave me a perfect daughter, who was always the perfect daughter, married a good man and she gave me two amazing grandchildren. I love and cherish my family above all else. Hot wife, a good kid= Winning! I often feel I have discovered the meaning of life and that is to procreate and nurture. I was robbed of nothing. My life has been a series of success and happiness mixed in with brief moments of true tragedy so as to remind me how good life is. My one and only regret in this life is that I did not join the Marines and serve my country, between 18 and when I met my wife at 24 were my wasted years, I should of spent that time in the Marines.. I would of been a hell of a Marine. I could of made more money I suppose. 13 year old with a 40 year old??? Oh.. do tell. ====================================================== So every summer since I was 8 I had to have a summer job, picking strawberries and cucumbers is what I was cursed with, untill when I was 12 I started a yardwork or whatever type of work as in I went to all the neighbors for blocks to see about mowing there lawns and such, it was actually a good gig that beat the hell out of picking fruit. One of my customers hired me to mow his lawn once a week and to pull weeds, spread barkdust, etc. he had a large property and it would take most of a day to do his yard. He was a car dealer about 60 and had this 40 year old trophy wife with a huge rack and she liked to lay out by the pool in short cut offs and a halter top or bikinis, she took a liking to me and got in the habit of making me lunch and bringing me drinks to cool off with, she liked to talk and was bored. Towards the end of the 2nd summer into this relationship she became quite chummy and started laying topless by the pool but would try to cover up when I was near. one day she asked me if I wanted to swim in the pool and cool off and I said I did not have a swim suit to which she replied we don't need any and she stripped and jumped into the pool I stripped and jumped in with her with my fully alert wang and all. We started to get frisky and played some grab ass and next thing I know I am on the side of the pool getting my first hummer and I popped after about 30 seconds but never went soft which impressed her and off we went to the spare room where she went mid evil on my ass. The yard work part is true but the rest is bull shit, I had a couple of buddies that told me about this ugly skank that they were fucking. One day I stopped in and asked if Laura was there, Laura was a classmate that would sometimes baby sit for her, and of course she was not there as she lived across the street from me and I had just seen her there, one thing led to another and she locked her 3 kids out side, I was wam bam thank you maam, busted a load and headed out the door never to return........... |
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