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Post by Raoul Duke on Aug 25, 2016 9:43:14 GMT -5
Roughly 5 years ago, I was over the apartment of a female friend for dinner. I've known her for close to 20 years, the friendship had always been platonic. Anyway, that evening we indulged in a couple of bottles of Italian red wine. The Barolo's did the trick, as soon enough things got hot and heavy. I got her undressed, was horny as a tomcat, and ready to move in for the kill, when I saw it..... The angry labia... To paint a picture, think Hope Solo's...stretched out even more... It was nasty. In fact, I lost my erection just looking at it. The shit scared me. I quickly told her that this wasn't a good idea, and 15 minutes later, I was out of there. To this day, I laugh about that night with her. She has no idea as to the real reason why I bailed out of there, she thinks that my conscience all of a sudden took over. I hope that I never see that again. Geez are all your sex stories nightmare worthy?
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Post by porgyman on Aug 25, 2016 9:48:05 GMT -5
Roughly 5 years ago, I was over the apartment of a female friend for dinner. I've known her for close to 20 years, the friendship had always been platonic. Anyway, that evening we indulged in a couple of bottles of Italian red wine. The Barolo's did the trick, as soon enough things got hot and heavy. I got her undressed, was horny as a tomcat, and ready to move in for the kill, when I saw it..... The angry labia... To paint a picture, think Hope Solo's...stretched out even more... It was nasty. In fact, I lost my erection just looking at it. The shit scared me. I quickly told her that this wasn't a good idea, and 15 minutes later, I was out of there. To this day, I laugh about that night with her. She has no idea as to the real reason why I bailed out of there, she thinks that my conscience all of a sudden took over. I hope that I never see that again. Geez are all your sex stories nightmare worthy? Lol. I know that it seems that way, but you guys would be bored if I only told you the good ones. Those were exceptions to the rule.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Aug 25, 2016 9:54:08 GMT -5
Geez are all your sex stories nightmare worthy? Lol. I know that it seems that way, but you guys would be bored if I only told you the good ones. Those were exceptions to the rule. What you don't know is she told everyone she's the one who bailed because you had genital warts. I'm guessing you had somewhat of a slump afterwards?
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Post by porgyman on Aug 25, 2016 10:27:26 GMT -5
Lol. I know that it seems that way, but you guys would be bored if I only told you the good ones. Those were exceptions to the rule. What you don't know is she told everyone she's the one who bailed because you had genital warts. I'm guessing you had somewhat of a slump afterwards? I just call them love bumps. Everyone seems to be ok with that explaination!
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Post by leftturn3 on Aug 25, 2016 11:51:15 GMT -5
I don't get it, I would do her with the force of 10 men. I have no problems with that ole gaper. if I have any issue it is the lack of good shaving, too many missed hairs. The bigger the lips the better I say, love the ole hanging beef curtains. I am also a sick fuck.
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Post by leftturn3 on Aug 25, 2016 11:54:05 GMT -5
Usain Bolt showing respect for our national anthem. Have to say that he gets a lot of criticism for the poses he does but every time I hear him speak he is thoughtful and respectful of everyone. Ya know I agree, I always thought him to be an arrogant prick, but I think he is quite the opposite and I am glad you noted what you did, confirms my prior thoughts.
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Post by porgyman on Aug 25, 2016 12:20:48 GMT -5
I don't get it, I would do her with the force of 10 men. I have no problems with that ole gaper. if I have any issue it is the lack of good shaving, too many missed hairs. The bigger the lips the better I say, love the ole hanging beef curtains. I am also a sick fuck. I suspect that you will find 10 men, all gasping for air, in there.
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