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Post by crossfire on Aug 19, 2016 13:52:20 GMT -5
OLYMPIC SPEED WALKER COLLAPSES IN SAD PUDDLE OF OWN POOPBy Natalie O'Neill August 19, 2016 | 1:56pm France's Yohann Diniz is helped by officials after competing in the men's 50km race walk at the 2016 Rio Olympics. Photo: AFP/Getty His shot at a gold medal went down the toilet. An Olympic speed walker’s dreams were dashed when he couldn’t make it to the bathroom on time — and collapsed midway through a race on a crappy Friday, according to a report. Yohann Diniz of France was competing in the 50k speedwalking event in Rio on Friday, when nasty stomach pains forced him to crap out, Deadspin.com reported. The poor guy shoved “a sponge down his pants to soak up wet fecal matter,” then “[threw] the sponge off toward the crowd” before toppling over, according to the sports website. Diniz finished in last place, six minutes behind the winner — but he’ll go down in history as number two. The messy situation in Diniz’s shorts Photo: AFP/Getty Imagesnypost.com/2016/08/19/olympic-speed-walker-collapses-in-sad-puddle-of-his-own-poop/
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Post by Touchable on Aug 19, 2016 13:57:46 GMT -5
A lotta blood in that poop
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Post by crossfire on Aug 19, 2016 13:58:53 GMT -5
A lotta blood in that poop Maybe he was Shakin's roommate before the Olympics.
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Post by jdeacon on Aug 19, 2016 14:11:19 GMT -5
French apparently didn't get the message to not drink the fucking water in that shithole.
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Post by leftturn3 on Aug 19, 2016 14:23:42 GMT -5
1, couldn't have happened to a better Nationality, fuck the French. 2, what's with all the blood 3, Speed walking??? there alone is the reason for the loose asshole
Go ahead French Hampurites, let me have it.
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Post by crossfire on Aug 19, 2016 14:42:11 GMT -5
Maybe that guy on the motorcycle behind him is German and that reaction is simply a French form of evolution.
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Post by Hotman on Aug 19, 2016 15:05:36 GMT -5
Fucking disgusting.
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Post by DDNYjets on Aug 19, 2016 15:36:30 GMT -5
I think he forgot to remove the gerbil before the race.
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Post by flushingjet on Aug 19, 2016 15:38:08 GMT -5
Escargot SVP...I'll pass on the frog's legs
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Post by Harrier on Aug 19, 2016 15:43:08 GMT -5
Typical French. Forever shittin themselves over something.
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Post by bxjetfan on Aug 19, 2016 17:33:08 GMT -5
Ahhh, the good old days. Reminds me of when I was quitting a year long morphine prescription/addiction.
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 19, 2016 17:45:39 GMT -5
We're not asking the important questions, like why is fucking *speed walking* an Olympic event?
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Post by bxjetfan on Aug 19, 2016 17:53:42 GMT -5
We're not asking the important questions, like why is fucking *speed walking* an Olympic event? Elderly Lives Matter!
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Post by Mond the Bagnificient on Aug 19, 2016 17:58:53 GMT -5
We're not asking the important questions, like why is fucking *speed walking* an Olympic event? Exactly. The whole event is shitty.
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Post by Touchable on Aug 19, 2016 18:04:07 GMT -5
We're not asking the important questions, like why is fucking *speed walking* an Olympic event? Obviously it's for the people who consider regular running to be a little too hardcore.
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