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Post by jetstream23 on Sept 26, 2016 15:16:40 GMT -5
Ill take door number 3 and kill your self. Thank you. The easy way out. Nope. Not with the Jets. Not even Door #3 would be easy. It would be a long, slow process of dying through a torturous process of sleep deprivation and having your eyelids taped open as you sat in front of a TV, hands tied behind your back, watching every Jets loss from the past several decades. They start with the Mudbowl in Miami. Your only form of nourishment is stale beer from the concession stands for which they charge you $15 a piece and feed you 3 per day. Not even enough to get you drunk so you could pretend you weren't watching a re-run of the 2010 AFC Championship Game. The final death blow, after several weeks of torture, is when you're barely conscious sitting there in the chair and they bring in Doug Brien to kill you with a kick to the head. Unfortunately, he misses wide and falls down on the floor, spilling your last of 3 beers for that day. He's shortly followed by Dan Marino who is brought into the torture room wearing Isotoner gloves. Dan, with a big bright fucking smile on his face ends your torturous existence as a Jets fan with a Real Spike. |
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Post by carlton on Sept 26, 2016 15:28:06 GMT -5
Thank you. The easy way out. Nope. Not with the Jets. Not even Door #3 would be easy. It would be a long, slow process of dying through a torturous process of sleep deprivation and having your eyelids taped open as you sat in front of a TV, hands tied behind your back, watching every Jets loss from the past several decades. They start with the Mudbowl in Miami. Your only form of nourishment is stale beer from the concession stands for which they charge you $15 a piece and feed you 3 per day. Not even enough to get you drunk so you could pretend you weren't watching a re-run of the 2010 AFC Championship Game. The final death blow, after several weeks of torture, is when you're barely conscious sitting there in the chair and they bring in Doug Brien to kill you with a kick to the head. Unfortunately, he misses wide and falls down on the floor, spilling your last of 3 beers for that day. He's shortly followed by Dan Marino who is brought into the torture room wearing Isotoner gloves. Dan, with a big bright fucking smile on his face ends your torturous existence as a Jets fan with a Real Spike. Bro. Wtf.  |
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Post by jetstream23 on Sept 26, 2016 16:09:22 GMT -5
Nope. Not with the Jets. Not even Door #3 would be easy. It would be a long, slow process of dying through a torturous process of sleep deprivation and having your eyelids taped open as you sat in front of a TV, hands tied behind your back, watching every Jets loss from the past several decades. They start with the Mudbowl in Miami. Your only form of nourishment is stale beer from the concession stands for which they charge you $15 a piece and feed you 3 per day. Not even enough to get you drunk so you could pretend you weren't watching a re-run of the 2010 AFC Championship Game. The final death blow, after several weeks of torture, is when you're barely conscious sitting there in the chair and they bring in Doug Brien to kill you with a kick to the head. Unfortunately, he misses wide and falls down on the floor, spilling your last of 3 beers for that day. He's shortly followed by Dan Marino who is brought into the torture room wearing Isotoner gloves. Dan, with a big bright fucking smile on his face ends your torturous existence as a Jets fan with a Real Spike. Bro. Wtf. Yeah, sorry....not really sure where that came from. I've got some pent up hostility after watching a six-pick while drinking a six-pack yesterday. To be clear, I'm not wishing the above to happen to you, just thinking that we need to be realistic. I mean, if we had to place a bet on either the above or the Jets winning a Super Bowl. Which is more likely to happen?  |
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Post by RobR on Sept 26, 2016 16:27:27 GMT -5
Thank you. The easy way out. Nope. Not with the Jets. Not even Door #3 would be easy. It would be a long, slow process of dying through a torturous process of sleep deprivation and having your eyelids taped open as you sat in front of a TV, hands tied behind your back, watching every Jets loss from the past several decades. They start with the Mudbowl in Miami. Your only form of nourishment is stale beer from the concession stands for which they charge you $15 a piece and feed you 3 per day. Not even enough to get you drunk so you could pretend you weren't watching a re-run of the 2010 AFC Championship Game. The final death blow, after several weeks of torture, is when you're barely conscious sitting there in the chair and they bring in Doug Brien to kill you with a kick to the head. Unfortunately, he misses wide and falls down on the floor, spilling your last of 3 beers for that day. He's shortly followed by Dan Marino who is brought into the torture room wearing Isotoner gloves. Dan, with a big bright fucking smile on his face ends your torturous existence as a Jets fan with a Real Spike. It sounds like you have thought about this beforehand. |
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Post by flushingjet on Sept 26, 2016 16:29:38 GMT -5
Fire Sally Bowles
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Post by Big L on Sept 26, 2016 17:07:22 GMT -5
Thank you. The easy way out. Nope. Not with the Jets. Not even Door #3 would be easy. It would be a long, slow process of dying through a torturous process of sleep deprivation and having your eyelids taped open as you sat in front of a TV, hands tied behind your back, watching every Jets loss from the past several decades. They start with the Mudbowl in Miami. Your only form of nourishment is stale beer from the concession stands for which they charge you $15 a piece and feed you 3 per day. Not even enough to get you drunk so you could pretend you weren't watching a re-run of the 2010 AFC Championship Game. The final death blow, after several weeks of torture, is when you're barely conscious sitting there in the chair and they bring in Doug Brien to kill you with a kick to the head. Unfortunately, he misses wide and falls down on the floor, spilling your last of 3 beers for that day. He's shortly followed by Dan Marino who is brought into the torture room wearing Isotoner gloves. Dan, with a big bright fucking smile on his face ends your torturous existence as a Jets fan with a Real Spike. thats beautiful You use yer tongue pertier than a $20 whore. |
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Post by carlton on Sept 26, 2016 17:20:09 GMT -5
Bro. Wtf. Yeah, sorry....not really sure where that came from. I've got some pent up hostility after watching a six-pick while drinking a six-pack yesterday. To be clear, I'm not wishing the above to happen to you, just thinking that we need to be realistic. I mean, if we had to place a bet on either the above or the Jets winning a Super Bowl. Which is more likely to happen? Sigh. I know. |
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Post by crossfire on Sept 26, 2016 18:09:29 GMT -5
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Sept 26, 2016 18:31:59 GMT -5
No anger in me at all. It was inevitable shit like this was goin to happen. Only thing that hurts is payin 12 mil for the privilege instead of 4. We could have started Geno (who inexplicably is still on the roster) with the same results, saved 12 million and bought some really good players in areas of need |
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Post by ryu79 on Sept 26, 2016 19:19:06 GMT -5
No anger in me at all. It was inevitable shit like this was goin to happen. Only thing that hurts is payin 12 mil for the privilege instead of 4. We could have started Geno (who inexplicably is still on the roster) with the same results, saved 12 million and bought some really good players in areas of need Omg, you are right. What have we done? |
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Post by Lithfan on Sept 27, 2016 7:21:39 GMT -5
No anger in me at all. It was inevitable shit like this was goin to happen. Only thing that hurts is payin 12 mil for the privilege instead of 4. We could have started Geno ( who inexplicably is still on the roster) with the same results, saved 12 million and bought some really good players in areas of need This is the point that I just don't get. Why have him on the roster if you are not going to put him in after the 3rd pick, or the 4th pick. Fitz is obviously struggling (understatement of the year). The guy is not Aaron Rodgers or Ben Roethlisberger -- you leave them out there because they are capable of winning a game with one or two great throws and they have earned the chance based on their body of work over the last 5-10 years. But not Fitz. He is struggling, making bad reads, bad decisions and bad throws and he is a career journeyman. If you don't have enough confidence in Geno to put him out there when Fitz is having a historically bad game, why would you trust Geno with the team if Fitz goes down to injury. I was one of the people who said that there is no way we can cut Geno and leave Petty and Hack as back-ups, but if you are not going to give the guy a shot in a game like Sunday's, then just cut him and be done with it already. And while I am ranting, where is the accountability that Coach Bowles preaches. Keeps sending Fitz out there when he is hurting the team. Jalin Marshall fumbles, but doesn't seem to lose any playing time. 2nd time in two weeks he gives one up that is returned for a TD, but still the #4 WR and kick/punt returner. That is two fumbles returned for TDs in three games. Plus another fumble and a muffed punt in preseason. He has earned himself a spot on the practice squad or at the very least a seat on the bench. If we had lost a game like this one with Rex at the helm, just imagine the reaction on this board. I like Bowles. Was very optimistic about the hire through 15 games last season. But after these last 4 games (including Buffalo last year) the constant mistakes, lack of adjustment, poor secondary play, lets just say the honeymoon period is over. He needs to get this team to respond with a big performance against Seattle, because these last 4 games have been a troubling, worrisome trend. |
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Post by Fishooked on Sept 27, 2016 7:27:26 GMT -5
Thank you. The easy way out. Nope. Not with the Jets. Not even Door #3 would be easy. It would be a long, slow process of dying through a torturous process of sleep deprivation and having your eyelids taped open as you sat in front of a TV, hands tied behind your back, watching every Jets loss from the past several decades. They start with the Mudbowl in Miami. Your only form of nourishment is stale beer from the concession stands for which they charge you $15 a piece and feed you 3 per day. Not even enough to get you drunk so you could pretend you weren't watching a re-run of the 2010 AFC Championship Game. The final death blow, after several weeks of torture, is when you're barely conscious sitting there in the chair and they bring in Doug Brien to kill you with a kick to the head. Unfortunately, he misses wide and falls down on the floor, spilling your last of 3 beers for that day. He's shortly followed by Dan Marino who is brought into the torture room wearing Isotoner gloves. Dan, with a big bright fucking smile on his face ends your torturous existence as a Jets fan with a Real Spike. And he didn't even get to the part when you have to watch all of the Pats highlights after that. |
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Post by Jets Things on Sept 27, 2016 7:37:42 GMT -5
Nope. Not with the Jets. Not even Door #3 would be easy. It would be a long, slow process of dying through a torturous process of sleep deprivation and having your eyelids taped open as you sat in front of a TV, hands tied behind your back, watching every Jets loss from the past several decades. They start with the Mudbowl in Miami. Your only form of nourishment is stale beer from the concession stands for which they charge you $15 a piece and feed you 3 per day. Not even enough to get you drunk so you could pretend you weren't watching a re-run of the 2010 AFC Championship Game. The final death blow, after several weeks of torture, is when you're barely conscious sitting there in the chair and they bring in Doug Brien to kill you with a kick to the head. Unfortunately, he misses wide and falls down on the floor, spilling your last of 3 beers for that day. He's shortly followed by Dan Marino who is brought into the torture room wearing Isotoner gloves. Dan, with a big bright fucking smile on his face ends your torturous existence as a Jets fan with a Real Spike. And he didn't even get to the part when you have to watch all of the Pats highlights after that. Sitting between Mark Gastineau and Eric Barton while Vernon Gholston and DeWayne Robertson bang your wife. |
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Sept 27, 2016 8:09:01 GMT -5
We could have started Geno ( who inexplicably is still on the roster) with the same results, saved 12 million and bought some really good players in areas of need And while I am ranting, where is the accountability that Coach Bowles preaches. Keeps sending Fitz out there when he is hurting the team. Jalin Marshall fumbles, but doesn't seem to lose any playing time. 2nd time in two weeks he gives one up that is returned for a TD, but still the #4 WR and kick/punt returner. That is two fumbles returned for TDs in three games. Plus another fumble and a muffed punt in preseason. He has earned himself a spot on the practice squad or at the very least a seat on the bench. If we had lost a game like this one with Rex at the helm, just imagine the reaction on this board. I like Bowles. Was very optimistic about the hire through 15 games last season. But after these last 4 games (including Buffalo last year) the constant mistakes, lack of adjustment, poor secondary play, lets just say the honeymoon period is over. He needs to get this team to respond with a big performance against Seattle, because these last 4 games have been a troubling, worrisome trend. The honeymoon is definitely over and the concern is starting to settle in. As you say it started with Game 17. The excuse was that it was a rookie coach failing to make adjustments. Well he still seems to be having the same problem, three weeks into the season. I thought I had heard Bowles took back DC from Rogers, but can't confirm this anywhere. Worst of all was that game plan on Sunday, after ten days and to totally not take their offense and TE into account? And then not change anything when it obviously wasn't working? (On both sides). We're not seeing any advancement or progression over the last three weeks and as you say the fan base would be in an uproar if this were the former coach. Just not sure how much leeway this one should be given |
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Sept 27, 2016 8:24:43 GMT -5
It's all fuckin' Unicorns, glitter and Rainbows.
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