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Post by 32Green on Oct 6, 2016 14:52:19 GMT -5
My kid is in school in SC. He got the notification yesterday that they were shutting down the school and buggin out...a year to the day he got the same notification for another storm that shut the campus for a week and decimated Columbia SC last year. I think he's gonna flee to Va. with a friend like he did last year to wait it out. The place he's staying now was under 3 feet of water a year ago, so that wont work. Hope he's already on the road to VA--and not the coast of VA--and that he's okay! I read somewhere (not that you can believe everything on the interwebs) that the SC governor was evacuating everyone on the SC coast, affecting about 1 million people, telling them to go at least 100 miles inland. Pretty scary, if true. He decided to ride it out. The last projection he sent me had the edge of "the cone" just reaching the Gamecocks football stadium, which we both had a laugh about since the team sucks this year...so it seems fitting a hurricane would slam the team too, lol. He's about a mile away from there. Just hope he doesnt wait too long to move his car to higher ground.
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Post by JStokes on Oct 6, 2016 20:12:43 GMT -5
Hopefully Long Island Sunday morning so my idiot brother can cancel his fucking idiot "engagement" party for his daughter.
Who the fuck has an engagement party?
Wedding, rehearsal dinner, bridal shower.
Engagement party?
And during a Jet game?
Get. The. Fuck. Out.
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Post by Big L on Oct 6, 2016 20:15:18 GMT -5
Hopefully Long Island Sunday morning so my idiot brother can cancel his fucking idiot "engagement" party for his daughter. Who the fuck has an engagement party? Wedding, rehearsal dinner, bridal shower. Engagement party? And during a Jet game? Get. The. Fuck. Out. _ Devils advocate here, but a party, any party, will probably be better than Sunday's Jets game. You just received a gift. Take it. -
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Post by JStokes on Oct 6, 2016 20:22:31 GMT -5
Hopefully Long Island Sunday morning so my idiot brother can cancel his fucking idiot "engagement" party for his daughter. Who the fuck has an engagement party? Wedding, rehearsal dinner, bridal shower. Engagement party? And during a Jet game? Get. The. Fuck. Out. _ Devils advocate here, but a party, any party, will probably be better than Sunday's Jets game. You just received a gift. Take it. - I live by two credos. 1. You can only be you once but you can be immature forever. 2. I only drive to Long Island for weddings and funerals and if I didn't like the dead fuck I skip the funeral. I have ZERO interest in driving to Long Island at ANY time but especially on a Sunday Columbus Day Weekend during a Jet game. Fuck him but he just game out to NJ for my father-in-laws funeral so like I told him, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. _
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Post by 32Green on Oct 6, 2016 20:27:27 GMT -5
Devils advocate here, but a party, any party, will probably be better than Sunday's Jets game. You just received a gift. Take it. - I live by two credos. 1. You can only be you once but you can be immature forever. 2. I only drive to Long Island for weddings and funerals and if I didn't like the dead fuck I skip the funeral. I have ZERO interest in driving to Long Island at ANY time but especially on a Sunday Columbus Day Weekend during a Jet game. Fuck him but he just game out to NJ for my father-in-laws funeral so like I told him, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. _ Where on LI. I may perhaps be persuaded to influence a crazy person to run into the party to yell about ISIS, thereby creating a mass exodus no one would be scrutinized for joining. Shakin's looking for work. Just saying.
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Post by JStokes on Oct 6, 2016 20:37:25 GMT -5
I live by two credos. 1. You can only be you once but you can be immature forever. 2. I only drive to Long Island for weddings and funerals and if I didn't like the dead fuck I skip the funeral. I have ZERO interest in driving to Long Island at ANY time but especially on a Sunday Columbus Day Weekend during a Jet game. Fuck him but he just game out to NJ for my father-in-laws funeral so like I told him, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. _ Where on LI. I may perhaps be persuaded to influence a crazy person to run into the party to yell about ISIS, thereby creating a mass exodus no one would be scrutinized for joining. Shakin's looking for work. Just saying. Fucking Levittown. Bunch of cops with guns. Would love to see Shakin wearing a clown mask get capped in the ass half a dozen times. Oh the hijinks. _
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Post by 32Green on Oct 6, 2016 21:05:14 GMT -5
Where on LI. I may perhaps be persuaded to influence a crazy person to run into the party to yell about ISIS, thereby creating a mass exodus no one would be scrutinized for joining. Shakin's looking for work. Just saying. Fucking Levittown. Oh, shit, fuck that. Lolololololol Sorry. lololololol Not even Shakin. lolololol
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Post by shakin on Oct 6, 2016 21:20:52 GMT -5
Where on LI. I may perhaps be persuaded to influence a crazy person to run into the party to yell about ISIS, thereby creating a mass exodus no one would be scrutinized for joining. Shakin's looking for work. Just saying. Fucking Levittown. Bunch of cops with guns. Would love to see Shakin wearing a clown mask get capped in the ass half a dozen times. Oh the hijinks. _ or maybe i can wear my santa suit and you can walk behind me handing out gifts to the kids anyhoo i'm not surprised to hear the words "engagement party" and "levittown" in the same story fucking lowbrow white trash move to scam an extra envelope full of cash out of your friends, fake friends, relatives, and relatives that secretly hope a tree trunk jumps in front of your fucking car on teh way home from the party as the jets ruin yet another sunday for me, i will console myself in the fact that you're 5 miles away from me suffering in some halfass levitt home with gawdy second floor addition surrounded by goobers crassly showing off false leveraged "wealth" and eating half-cooked frozen "hores de oovers" whilst your thousand dollar smoker sits idly doing nothing next to your schween pool, one short 3 hour sunday afternoon traffic drive away
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Post by Jets Things on Oct 6, 2016 21:22:45 GMT -5
Where on LI. I may perhaps be persuaded to influence a crazy person to run into the party to yell about ISIS, thereby creating a mass exodus no one would be scrutinized for joining. Shakin's looking for work. Just saying. Fucking Levittown. Bunch of cops with guns. Would love to see Shakin wearing a clown mask get capped in the ass half a dozen times. Oh the hijinks. _ I heard the Chuck E. Cheese in Levittown is the tits. And they serve booze, too.
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Post by 32Green on Oct 6, 2016 21:30:33 GMT -5
Fucking Levittown. Bunch of cops with guns. Would love to see Shakin wearing a clown mask get capped in the ass half a dozen times. Oh the hijinks. _ or maybe i can wear my santa suit and you can walk behind me handing out gifts to the kids anyhoo i'm not surprised to hear the words "engagement party" and "levittown" in the same story fucking lowbrow white trash move to scam an extra envelope full of cash out of your friends, fake friends, relatives, and relatives that secretly hope a tree trunk jumps in front of your fucking car on teh way home from the party as the jets ruin yet another sunday for me, i will console myself in the fact that you're 5 miles away from me suffering in some halfass levitt home with gawdy second floor addition surrounded by goobers crassly showing off false leveraged "wealth" and eating half-cooked frozen "hores de oovers" whilst your thousand dollar smoker sits idly doing nothing next to your schween pool, one short 3 hour sunday afternoon traffic drive away oh no...no
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Post by JStokes on Oct 6, 2016 21:33:04 GMT -5
Fucking Levittown. Bunch of cops with guns. Would love to see Shakin wearing a clown mask get capped in the ass half a dozen times. Oh the hijinks. _ or maybe i can wear my santa suit and you can walk behind me handing out gifts to the kids anyhoo i'm not surprised to hear the words "engagement party" and "levittown" in the same story fucking lowbrow white trash move to scam an extra envelope full of cash out of your friends, fake friends, relatives, and relatives that secretly hope a tree trunk jumps in front of your fucking car on teh way home from the party as the jets ruin yet another sunday for me, i will console myself in the fact that you're 5 miles away from me suffering in some halfass levitt home with gawdy second floor addition surrounded by goobers crassly showing off false leveraged "wealth" and eating half-cooked frozen "hores de oovers" whilst your thousand dollar smoker sits idly doing nothing next to your schween pool, one short 3 hour sunday afternoon traffic drive away He has a basement. Like that's a reason not to fucking move out of fucking Levittown. I told him no cash- if these two love birds don't get married - not counting on it-- I don't want them going to Taco Bell on me. Reidel wine glasses and Veuve Cliquot Yellow Label with champagne flutes. They can fight over them after the fact. _ _
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Post by shakin on Oct 6, 2016 21:35:53 GMT -5
or maybe i can wear my santa suit and you can walk behind me handing out gifts to the kids anyhoo i'm not surprised to hear the words "engagement party" and "levittown" in the same story fucking lowbrow white trash move to scam an extra envelope full of cash out of your friends, fake friends, relatives, and relatives that secretly hope a tree trunk jumps in front of your fucking car on teh way home from the party as the jets ruin yet another sunday for me, i will console myself in the fact that you're 5 miles away from me suffering in some halfass levitt home with gawdy second floor addition surrounded by goobers crassly showing off false leveraged "wealth" and eating half-cooked frozen "hores de oovers" whilst your thousand dollar smoker sits idly doing nothing next to your schween pool, one short 3 hour sunday afternoon traffic drive away He has a basement. Like that's a reason not to fucking move out of fucking Levittown. I told him no cash- if these two love birds don't get married - not counting on it-- I don't want them going to Taco Bell on me. Reidel wine glasses and Veuve Cliquot Yellow Label with champagne flutes. They can fight over them after the fact. _ _ yeah ok. i'll keep an eye out for it on craigslist
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Post by JStokes on Oct 6, 2016 21:38:52 GMT -5
He has a basement. Like that's a reason not to fucking move out of fucking Levittown. I told him no cash- if these two love birds don't get married - not counting on it-- I don't want them going to Taco Bell on me. Reidel wine glasses and Veuve Cliquot Yellow Label with champagne flutes. They can fight over them after the fact. _ _ yeah ok. i'll keep an eye out for it on craigslist He's never moving. Just put in a pool. Smh. _
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Post by 32Green on Oct 6, 2016 21:44:52 GMT -5
or maybe i can wear my santa suit and you can walk behind me handing out gifts to the kids anyhoo i'm not surprised to hear the words "engagement party" and "levittown" in the same story fucking lowbrow white trash move to scam an extra envelope full of cash out of your friends, fake friends, relatives, and relatives that secretly hope a tree trunk jumps in front of your fucking car on teh way home from the party as the jets ruin yet another sunday for me, i will console myself in the fact that you're 5 miles away from me suffering in some halfass levitt home with gawdy second floor addition surrounded by goobers crassly showing off false leveraged "wealth" and eating half-cooked frozen "hores de oovers" whilst your thousand dollar smoker sits idly doing nothing next to your schween pool, one short 3 hour sunday afternoon traffic drive away He has a basement. Like that's a reason not to fucking move out of fucking Levittown. _ A basement in Levittown makes him an Aristocrat. Big fish, small pond.
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Post by JStokes on Oct 6, 2016 22:12:44 GMT -5
He has a basement. Like that's a reason not to fucking move out of fucking Levittown. _ A basement in Levittown makes him an Aristocrat. Big fish, small pond. Go and talk some sense into him. I can't and it's been 20 years. _
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