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Post by JStokes on Dec 8, 2016 19:33:50 GMT -5
Currently peeing out my A-hole. Only 3/4 through the prep.
In case you were wondering.
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Post by Jets Things on Dec 8, 2016 20:12:46 GMT -5
Doctor's all like "Has it been two weeks already?
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Post by Lithfan on Dec 8, 2016 20:18:15 GMT -5
Currently peeing out my A-hole. Only 3/4 through the prep. In case you were wondering. _ I am up next week. Dreading the prep -- the test itself ain't so bad, but the prep is a fucking nightmare.
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Post by JStokes on Dec 8, 2016 20:25:43 GMT -5
Currently peeing out my A-hole. Only 3/4 through the prep. In case you were wondering. _ I am up next week. Dreading the prep -- the test itself ain't so bad, but the prep is a fucking nightmare. This prep isn't too too bad. I've had some really shitty ones no pun intended. Yeah the test is a breeze. Propopol is an awesome drug unless you're Michael Jackson. _
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Post by Big L on Dec 8, 2016 20:44:23 GMT -5
Eh, is this some sort of thing that's part of an annual physical?
Asking for a friend.
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Post by porgyman on Dec 8, 2016 22:52:01 GMT -5
I am up next week. Dreading the prep -- the test itself ain't so bad, but the prep is a fucking nightmare. This prep isn't too too bad. I've had some really shitty ones no pun intended. Yeah the test is a breeze. Propopol is an awesome drug unless you're Michael Jackson. _ I had an endoscopic exam of my throat and a colonoscopy done at the same time. My last words to the doc before being knocked out were "just make sure that you use different equipment for both procedures ". I saw a report that they are testing a new prep solution. You drink like 8 ounces of this stuff and all is good, rather than a gallon of the swill.
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Post by jay57 on Dec 8, 2016 23:31:36 GMT -5
I haven't had a colonoscopy yet, I guess they start at 50? But I did change doctors recently and had what I consider the first really thorough physical of my life. The first time I've ever had a finger up my ass. Thats a fucked up feeling when that big finger goes knuckle deep, but I feel better that I got it done and the prostate checks out!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2016 4:00:02 GMT -5
I thought it was YIPPEE KAI YO KAI YAY
m**ha**cka
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2016 4:03:57 GMT -5
Eh, is this some sort of thing that's part of an annual physical? Asking for a friend. My doc took me off the rotation, after one. I reflect on dear Dr. Scope, waking up each day, ready to chase colon ghosts. I think I'd rather be a lawyer
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Post by Fishooked on Dec 9, 2016 5:56:40 GMT -5
Currently peeing out my A-hole. Only 3/4 through the prep. In case you were wondering. _ Don't you enjoy that though?
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Post by Fishooked on Dec 9, 2016 5:58:24 GMT -5
Currently peeing out my A-hole. Only 3/4 through the prep. In case you were wondering. _ I am up next week. Dreading the prep -- the test itself ain't so bad, but the prep is a fucking nightmare. the prep wasn't so bad - but not knowing when it would actually stop is the worst part. Sitting in the car on the way to the hospital and in the waiting room wondering if I am going to have another colon blow
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Post by jetswin on Dec 9, 2016 11:41:21 GMT -5
hope he brought flowers for the Doctor
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Post by Sonny Werblin on Dec 9, 2016 13:06:24 GMT -5
In the recovery room the doc showed me pics of my colon as he told me everything went well. He then asked if I had any questions, and since I had noticed a dark spot on my otherwise pristine colon, I asked while pointing to the pic in my hand "What is this dark spot here?" He took the pic from my hand, held it close to his face, and then as he handed it back to me said, "That's shit".
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Post by JStokes on Dec 9, 2016 14:52:11 GMT -5
Currently peeing out my A-hole. Only 3/4 through the prep. In case you were wondering. _ Don't you enjoy that though? Oh yeah I love diarrhea. It's when the diarrhea ends and the boiling hot squirts that shoot out your ass like a fire hose that gets a little testy. Btw, everything went fine. Home and resting comfortably. The doc (a very attractive Indian woman, been my gastro doc for years) said "no alcohol" I'm assuming she meant vodka, gin, tequila, scotch and not wine. _
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2016 16:15:33 GMT -5
Geeez - didn't your Doc check your guinea blood line? What the hell has happened to ObamaCare?
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