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Post by 32Green on Apr 27, 2017 18:30:10 GMT -5
Just saw this on YES as I switched back and forth between NFL and CNBC...
Its basically...an asshole vibrator and a sphincter skin-lightner, no?
wtf
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Post by JStokes on Apr 27, 2017 18:33:35 GMT -5
Couldn't that also be called My Shiny Cunt?
I mean, they even mention folds.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 27, 2017 18:40:10 GMT -5
Couldn't that also be called My Shiny Cunt? I mean, they even mention folds. _ And it comes with a suction cup too? They are not even hiding the fact this is a bung-hole jerk-off aid for chicks. Or is my vivid married for over 20 years imagination running away with itself.  |
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Post by Fishooked on Apr 27, 2017 18:40:48 GMT -5
Just saw this on YES as I switched back and forth between NFL and CNBC... Its basically...an asshole vibrator and a sphincter skin-lightner, no? wtf I saw this for the first time the other day too. It's a home asshole bleaching kit. I guess |
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Post by JStokes on Apr 27, 2017 18:42:34 GMT -5
How much is it?
I haven't had my brown eye bleached in months.
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Post by Fishooked on Apr 27, 2017 18:45:02 GMT -5
Couldn't that also be called My Shiny Cunt? I mean, they even mention folds. _ My Grunty Cunty? |
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Post by 32Green on Apr 27, 2017 18:47:21 GMT -5
Couldn't that also be called My Shiny Cunt? I mean, they even mention folds. _ My Grunty Cunty? lolz My Kipper Kleaner? |
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Post by bxjetfan on Apr 27, 2017 18:48:13 GMT -5
Wish you posted this a few days ago. I'm sure many of us would like a shiny hiney before the Jets fuck us on draft night.
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Post by jay57 on Apr 27, 2017 18:49:36 GMT -5
My labia lightener?
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Post by jay57 on Apr 27, 2017 18:52:13 GMT -5
My gorgeous clitoris?
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Post by Fishooked on Apr 27, 2017 18:54:24 GMT -5
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Post by 32Green on Apr 27, 2017 18:59:28 GMT -5
Wish you posted this a few days ago. I'm sure many of us would like a shiny hiney before the Jets fuck us on draft night. Nah, if the Jets fuck me in my ass, they deserve a corn-festooned doot-dick. |
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Post by frostlich on Apr 27, 2017 19:03:14 GMT -5
Wonder if that would fit a forstner bit?
Could be a cure for my roids.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 27, 2017 19:12:54 GMT -5
Nah, that thing is clearly designed to stick up the corn hole. Consciously they are thinking..."oh..maybe my ass stinks and I dont know it. This is the solution"...then, they jump in the shower, get all lathered up, soap the tip of the hiney-shiner and reach around...she shuts her eyes..."oh...OH"...cue pron music, door opens, Fishooked runs in and screams "SORRY I HAVE TO TAKE A HUGE SHIT!!!!". |
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Post by 2foolish on Apr 27, 2017 19:39:09 GMT -5
I feel dirty watching this..
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