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Post by flushingjet on May 26, 2017 18:26:31 GMT -5
It took me six months to 'capture' wild yeast to use in baking. WhoNew? I could have surreptitiously planted my sourdough starter kit at the local gym and the fucking thing would have grown like Jack's beanstalk. I heard about someone who went to the local gym tried to locate the best ass but went limp
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Post by Sonny Werblin on May 26, 2017 18:32:04 GMT -5
This has caused me to have an existential crisis.
BTW.... And these people think Trump is gross!?
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Post by tbp on May 26, 2017 19:28:16 GMT -5
It took me six months to 'capture' wild yeast to use in baking. WhoNew? I could have surreptitiously planted my sourdough starter kit at the local gym and the fucking thing would have grown like Jack's beanstalk. I heard about someone who went to the local gym tried to locate the best ass but went limp Clearly his personal environment was not conducive to growth considering the quantity of yeast available. Would this someone be a person who works intimately with yeasted dough on an everyday basis? Say like a pizza joint? He may be immune or desensitized to these sources hence the ED problems.
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Post by Sonny Werblin on May 27, 2017 6:51:02 GMT -5
What's next? Butter from breast milk? Garden vegetables fertilized by her doors? Piss salad dressing?
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Post by porgyman on May 27, 2017 8:27:59 GMT -5
What's next? Butter from breast milk? Garden vegetables fertilized by her doors? Piss salad dressing? Breast milk butter already exists. jezebel.com/breast-milk-butter-is-the-sweetest-creamiest-thing-you-1644064944In case you are curious... If you've always wanted to make butter from human breast milk, but don't know how, the internet is pleased to provide you with something you might have never even known you wanted: A tutorial detailing the magical process of transforming the fluid found in one's mammaries into a delectable breakfast treat. And there are pictures. Surprisingly, turning breast milk into butter (unlike spinning straw into gold) takes relatively little time and only requires a container with a lid, breast milk that has been freely given and the power to shake something vigorously for an entire hour. (I'm out at this point because I once almost passed out in the middle of a Ross after trying out the Shakeweight.) I don't know what the usual milk-making process entails — although small-batch breast milk butter-making has to be less gross than the commercial dairy industry — but if you're churning human milk into butter (tentative product name: Milk of Human Kindness) then the strangest part of the process is likely waiting for the milk to clump into little balls of creamy goo to feast upon. And according to The Metro, those balls are delicious. Just, you know, spread them on a slice of bread and go to town. (And then do it all over again as quickly as possible before the milk runs out.) (I am really mad I can't lactate right now.) Human milk: It does a body good. Especially when you've produced it yourself. (I'm working on the slogan.)
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Post by Hollywood Nosebleed on May 27, 2017 8:28:58 GMT -5
What's next? Butter from breast milk? Garden vegetables fertilized by her doors? Piss salad dressing? Anything is possible with these idiots. They already have menstrual "bacon".
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Post by porgyman on May 27, 2017 8:36:32 GMT -5
What's next? Butter from breast milk? Garden vegetables fertilized by her doors? Piss salad dressing? In case you wanted to piss in your potatoes.... Is using urine this way safe? Most pathogens we excrete are in feces. Urine is almost always pathogen free. Any trace pathogens get deactivated as the urine ages. Some experts say one month of aging is sufficient for a household’s urine used on its own garden, while six months is advised for urine from combined sources. If applying directly to plants, you must dilute it with eight parts water to one part urine to avoid burning plant roots (some sources recommend 20 parts to one). www.motherearthnews.com/organic-gardening/gardening-techniques/human-waste-zmgz11zrog
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Post by JStokes on May 27, 2017 14:49:51 GMT -5
What's next? Butter from breast milk? Garden vegetables fertilized by her doors? Piss salad dressing? In case you wanted to piss in your potatoes.... Is using urine this way safe? Most pathogens we excrete are in feces. Urine is almost always pathogen free. Any trace pathogens get deactivated as the urine ages. Some experts say one month of aging is sufficient for a household’s urine used on its own garden, while six months is advised for urine from combined sources. If applying directly to plants, you must dilute it with eight parts water to one part urine to avoid burning plant roots (some sources recommend 20 parts to one). www.motherearthnews.com/organic-gardening/gardening-techniques/human-waste-zmgz11zrogI drink my own urine. Not because it's healthy. It just tastes good. _
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