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Post by quantum on Aug 9, 2017 8:31:12 GMT -5
some strategic thoughts I had:
LSL - very attractive, flash some cleavage, distract bad guys, knock them out 32 - get him to put on rubber gloves, announce he will be doing cavity searches w/o lube, whilst smiling diabolically, bad guys run away Stokes - have him run around yelling "DA PLANE! DA PLANE!", whilst throwing uppercuts to bad guys 'nads
If I included JW or Ragu, nothing for me to do and where's the fun in that? Almost 5 yrs of martial arts training and not get a chance to go Full Road House? damn.
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Post by Jetworks on Aug 9, 2017 8:33:56 GMT -5
I don't need any of you queens on my side. I know Tim Larkin punch fist and will incapacitate anyone in order to make them not live and myself live more. Jetworks would be my last choice. Dude has forgotten his CO roots and now spends more time putting lipstick on sleeping elderly patients than he does riding his trike into city buses or sculpting his abs. Stop hitting on me in public, it's unbecoming. And those sleeping elderly patients wake up swinging when they realize what colors I've picked out for them. Tough guy. 1. Jetworks. If there is anyone who I believe would have my back for realsies, it's him. Just strikes me as the kind of guy who'd throw down for his e-friends if needed. He'd go the distance. 2. 32. Cop. Seen some shit. Might actually be a character from Lethal Weapon. Knows how to shoot as needed. Might know where to bury bodies. Solid B choice. 3. Ragu. Obvious muscle-bound-Mussolini-clone choice is obvious. Unless he is one of those big talking "Surprise, Glass Jaw!" guys, he's likely the hardest Motherfucker on any Jets Forum. Lol, yea I'm pretty hard-headed like that (Pol, Scot, AND southern Italian).
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Post by Peebag on Aug 9, 2017 10:44:26 GMT -5
Who's the slowest?
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Post by 2foolish on Aug 9, 2017 11:20:51 GMT -5
since i have multiple personalities i would pick morning me...(not a morning person)subway me(don't look me in the eye)ranger fan me(i could literally kill someone at a hockey game)...honorable mention: Rags and his guns...
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 9, 2017 11:40:55 GMT -5
I don't need any of you queens on my side. I know Tim Larkin punch fist and will incapacitate anyone in order to make them not live and myself live more. Jetworks would be my last choice. Dude has forgotten his CO roots and now spends more time putting lipstick on sleeping elderly patients than he does riding his trike into city buses or sculpting his abs. Stop hitting on me in public, it's un becoming. And those sleeping elderly patients wake up swinging when they realize what colors I've picked out for them. Tough guy. 1. Jetworks. If there is anyone who I believe would have my back for realsies, it's him. Just strikes me as the kind of guy who'd throw down for his e-friends if needed. He'd go the distance. 2. 32. Cop. Seen some shit. Might actually be a character from Lethal Weapon. Knows how to shoot as needed. Might know where to bury bodies. Solid B choice. 3. Ragu. Obvious muscle-bound-Mussolini-clone choice is obvious. Unless he is one of those big talking "Surprise, Glass Jaw!" guys, he's likely the hardest Motherfucker on any Jets Forum. Lol, yea I'm pretty hard-headed like that (Pol, Scot, AND southern Italian). Oh, I'll becoming alright.
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Post by quantum on Aug 9, 2017 12:43:22 GMT -5
Stop hitting on me in public, it's un becoming. And those sleeping elderly patients wake up swinging when they realize what colors I've picked out for them. Tough guy. Lol, yea I'm pretty hard-headed like that (Pol, Scot, AND southern Italian). Oh, I'll becoming alright. when are you not? no srsly
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Post by thebigragu on Aug 11, 2017 0:03:34 GMT -5
1. Jetworks. If there is anyone who I believe would have my back for realsies, it's him. Just strikes me as the kind of guy who'd throw down for his e-friends if needed. He'd go the distance. 2. 32. Cop. Seen some shit. Might actually be a character from Lethal Weapon. Knows how to shoot as needed. Might know where to bury bodies. Solid B choice. 3. Ragu. Obvious muscle-bound-Mussolini-clone choice is obvious. Unless he is one of those big talking "Surprise, Glass Jaw!" guys, he's likely the hardest Motherfucker on any Jets Forum. I got shot in the head and continued the fight until NY finest showed up thought i had the gun beat me to death before they found out i was the one shot. people brother in law at hampurcon can confirm. Got into a fight on the union street station around 3am was with my gf roxanne sarabella at the time 3 guys ghetto and angry got a busted jaw but i bit the guys fucking cheek off the one i decided to attack while his friends haymakered the back of my head his beating would severely outweigh mine that night, how i got the nickname dogss they figured me a white supremacist as well in the neighborhoods back then so they threw in the other ss. Im not a bully or tough guy in rel life im actually very nice. I like to fight the guys no one else does or used too. Broken jaw 4 times busted nose 14 surgically implanted metalin my nose metal in my head metal in my jaw. Thre worst beatings i took was my arch nemesis then and now best friend Mc Cabe Gallagher out of dublin now new rochelle bare knucle fighting for $$ during my IONA days. We beat the fuck out of eachother weekly
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Post by thebigragu on Aug 11, 2017 0:09:48 GMT -5
I bet no one picks Duke. Forgot Harrier I take him as well Whatevs juicehead. I survived two tours of afghan so I won't be worrying about a man who poses wearing shades and a tank top in his house anytime soon. You misread that you dumb fuck i said i take you on my team by my side and you insult me. Well now you made the list. I met a special forces guy in the salvation army with ptsd and a heroin problem went on and on how he could kill us with a single move. I put the broken jagged bottom of a md 20 20 bottle through his cheek one day when he pulled his im this im that shit he made me feel so bad i was fucking cleaning him up myself.
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Post by thebigragu on Aug 11, 2017 0:14:13 GMT -5
Hard guys don't start threads about their flaccid erections. Like if you get into a fight with him just point at his crotch and start laughing. He'll run away cryin. Stokes told me. You understand you land one punch to his newest liver and the next thread started will sound something like ""Who had Ragu?" followed by "Rot in hell shitbag" followed by the return of JetStream. _ What new liver are you always spouting the fuck off about you twat? You missed that whole thing again. I got a living donor partial keep joking about it all the time and i might forget your just a short big mouth little guy and actually fucking go upside your head. I wont punch you ill just bitch slap you all over the lot.
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Post by thebigragu on Aug 11, 2017 0:17:28 GMT -5
Hold on i actually have my last busted jaw picture. once you break them they vrack pretty easy but they become painless
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Post by thebigragu on Aug 11, 2017 0:30:47 GMT -5
Stokes my arms are bigger then your fucking legs you stick figure. That gains Bitches Jaw picture years back Notice no blood black eyes I would say i won thst fight Asshole sucker punched me from my blind side standing behind me I got his ass running out the door was a good feeling as he screamed
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Post by thebigragu on Aug 11, 2017 0:38:55 GMT -5
But Im pretty now Stokes. You gonna find out stokes how pretty i can be. Gonna fuck you till you love me
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Post by thebigragu on Aug 11, 2017 0:39:42 GMT -5
Man thats a good fucking picture. I come a long way dammit.
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Post by thebigragu on Aug 11, 2017 0:50:11 GMT -5
Podcst tomm. Wekk talk about best fights have call ins. I got some great ones ill make an event
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Post by Harrier on Aug 11, 2017 2:19:46 GMT -5
Whatevs juicehead. I survived two tours of afghan so I won't be worrying about a man who poses wearing shades and a tank top in his house anytime soon. You misread that you dumb fuck i said i take you on my team by my side and you insult me. Well now you made the list. I met a special forces guy in the salvation army with ptsd and a heroin problem went on and on how he could kill us with a single move. I put the broken jagged bottom of a md 20 20 bottle through his cheek one day when he pulled his im this im that shit he made me feel so bad i was fucking cleaning him up myself. I misread but I was only fuckin with you anyway you angry ball of cunt. I'd take you on my side in a trench all day everyday shoulder to shoulder and I don't fight friends either, theres enough enemies out there to go at if I gave two flyin fucks about bein tough anyway. Lol Salvation Army? How do you get PTSD in the Salvation Army? They are a charitable organisation, and special forces? WTF was that guy talking about? they don't see combat and they are not Soilders. My regiment are trained professional combat solider's deployed to fight and kill in warzones not guys handing out soup in a shelter.
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