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Post by 2milehighJet on May 24, 2018 16:32:47 GMT -5
This will tell you if you’re gay- Do you like dick? If you answer yes, then you’re gay. This sounds like a Ronnie the Limo driver question. "No I don't like fucking dick, but i like a dildo up my ass!"
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Post by 32Green on May 24, 2018 16:55:44 GMT -5
This will tell you if you’re gay- Do you like dick? If you answer yes, then you’re gay. for Ragu to truly know, he'd need to suck off--and/or accept turgid tube steak forcefully into his sigmoid colon--from a minimum of 10 guys of various races and ethnicities. This was what he was waiting for. Now when he gets caught, points finger at you.
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2018 16:57:34 GMT -5
for Ragu to truly know, he'd need to suck off--and/or accept turgid tube steak forcefully into his sigmoid colon--from a minimum of 10 guys of various races and ethnicities. This was what he was waiting for. Now when he gets caught, points finger at you. Ah, leave the queen alone to explore his feminine self. The guy like cock. More power to him.
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Post by thebigragu on May 24, 2018 16:59:29 GMT -5
Just get a whore and fuck her already. Either it will be the start of a “Rags tearing whores up for the next 10 years” in all your glory, or you’ll feel so guilty for cheating that you’ll off yourself by jogging off a cliff. Either way the incessant whining will end. I might night jog it to your house and fuck you.
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Post by Mond the Bagnificient on May 24, 2018 17:04:12 GMT -5
Just get a whore and fuck her already. Either it will be the start of a “Rags tearing whores up for the next 10 years” in all your glory, or you’ll feel so guilty for cheating that you’ll off yourself by jogging off a cliff. Either way the incessant whining will end. I might night jog it to your house and fuck you. And the magic 8 ball says ... “leaning gay”.
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Post by thebigragu on May 24, 2018 17:09:33 GMT -5
I'm not having sex often. Thats the problem. I'm so fucking angry some days over everything age life money for kids if i die i swear to God i might just fucking call a hooker talk to her about my problems fuck and burn her corpse on some hotel roof Troy movie Style and then pick off onlookers
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Post by thebigragu on May 24, 2018 17:11:33 GMT -5
Ok maybe not pick off onlookers or even expose my horrid crime in such theatrical fashion
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on May 24, 2018 17:12:59 GMT -5
I'm not having sex often. Thats the problem. I'm so fucking angry some days over everything age life money for kids if i die i swear to God i might just fucking call a hooker talk to her about my problems fuck and burn her corpse on some hotel roof Troy movie Style and then pick off onlookers And that is an option. Intercourse Italian Style...a family picture, a comedy, Rock Hudson stars as Ragu...Rachel Welch as the hooker...
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Post by thebigragu on May 24, 2018 17:13:04 GMT -5
I know this. Something tells me there will be no quiet into that good night for me. Im afraid it's going to be a bit of a firework show
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Post by thebigragu on May 24, 2018 17:15:48 GMT -5
I might night jog it to your house and fuck you. And the magic 8 ball says ... “leaning gay”. Are you divorced single or never married.
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Post by Jets Things on May 24, 2018 18:47:19 GMT -5
I know this. Something tells me there will be no quiet into that good night for me. Im afraid it's going to be a bit of a firework show Yeah, you'll be squealing alright.
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2018 21:25:53 GMT -5
"Is he an illegal alien?"
<Chuck Woolery> NO. "He...runs 7 miles every morning"
"OHHH I see - he comes back."
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2018 21:30:57 GMT -5
Cookie monsta PM'd me - he said your mid-life crisis has been downgraded to a non-tropical depression.
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Post by shakin on May 24, 2018 23:41:45 GMT -5
i thought this was settled like 3 years ago What was the settlement. we all assumed when you weren't around here posting that you were boning up on your tonsil hockey skills and whatnot
because all teh not so ambiguously ghey posts and whatnot
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Post by quantum on May 25, 2018 7:06:58 GMT -5
Im 41 now. I keep asking myself why am i doing this to myself. Yeah im more ripped then i was at 20 but for what. I can't fuck any new pussy. Im in marriage counseling. Private therapy again as well. And yet even sick i wont miss a day. The other day i stopped and thought maybe im fucking gay. The only other guys doing this at my age at this consistency are gay vuys i know i see them everyday running on the trails. I didn't used to do the wave or hi as we crossed paths but now i do. To be polite. Other day some fuck says you look fantastic joe at first i was like ill break your fucking head. Then next second i was like what a nice fucking comment and the words you too buddy came out of my mouth. As be ran past I don't know i must be in mid life crisis i always worked out but not to this extreme except when i boxed and even then only when getting ready for a fight. Im gay i must be Bolded red part makes me question the veracity of this entire post.
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