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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2019 0:14:36 GMT -5
Interestingly enough, if you search “Denmark bitches” on bing, this thread is the second thing that pops up. Yeah yeah we know what the first thing is, nudge nudge wink wink
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Post by Big L on Jan 18, 2019 5:24:09 GMT -5
I think that was Kelly in Tarnby. Look her up while you’re there.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jan 18, 2019 7:34:09 GMT -5
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Post by quantum on Jan 18, 2019 10:25:42 GMT -5
you see, its funny cuz he's half Danish!
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Post by Ff2 on Jan 19, 2019 12:30:14 GMT -5
No but I know a Great Dane Perfectly executed. Hate to admit it. fuck The rare 32 kudo. Speechless
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Post by 2foolish on Jan 19, 2019 15:25:40 GMT -5
I'll give you $200, if you let me smash ten beer bottles on your head." The Dane thought for a while and finally agreed, partly because of the peer pressure.
The Swede smashed the first bottle on the Dane's head, then the second and so on, but stopped after smashing nine bottles.
"So, when are you going to smash the tenth bottle?," asked the Dane.
"I am not a total idiot," the Swede replied, "then I would have to give you that $200."
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Post by 32Green on Jan 19, 2019 22:48:37 GMT -5
Perfectly executed. Hate to admit it. fuck The rare 32 kudo. Speechless I was....hacked. (and bullshit, I spread the lols and likes around like Brady spreads sprems at a secret gathering of his Hollywood ghey pals club. COMMON)
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Post by crossfire on Jan 19, 2019 23:33:09 GMT -5
Uhhhh... it was meant it in a good way.
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Post by shakin on Jan 20, 2019 4:03:31 GMT -5
one day in. there is a casino and a lot of bicycles. but all the clocks are off by like 6 hours.
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Post by crossfire on Jan 20, 2019 5:05:27 GMT -5
Obviously the Denmarkians aren’t that smart so you should politely change every clock to the correct time.
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Post by Big L on Jan 20, 2019 5:19:35 GMT -5
one day in. there is a casino and a lot of bicycles. but all the clocks are off by like 6 hours. Pls provide sideways pics of the best looking danish broads you see.
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Post by shakin on Jan 20, 2019 16:10:38 GMT -5
the game's not on in copenhagen!!!
i wuz gonna make lutefisk
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Post by 32Green on Jan 20, 2019 16:13:37 GMT -5
the game's not on in copenhagen!!! i wuz gonna make lutefisk Iffin your phone is on, call AssClown Deutchberg in Jacksonville. He'll take care of it.
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Post by shakin on Jan 20, 2019 16:55:19 GMT -5
the game's not on in copenhagen!!! i wuz gonna make lutefisk Iffin your phone is on, call AssClown Deutchberg in Jacksonville. He'll take care of it. meh
bought the nfl gamepass for like 200 krones
and before you ask i am sitting about 3 feet from the laptop
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Post by 32Green on Jan 20, 2019 16:58:19 GMT -5
Iffin your phone is on, call AssClown Deutchberg in Jacksonville. He'll take care of it. meh
bought the nfl gamepass for like 200 krones
and before you ask i am sitting about 3 feet from the laptop
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