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Post by southside on Apr 29, 2017 15:49:36 GMT -5
We drafted this dreamy bastard... look at that hair! Dare I say it... Clay Matthews esque?
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Post by southside on Apr 29, 2017 15:44:36 GMT -5
How about Orlosky, the C from WV. Not one Olineman the entire draft They must have really found that winning combination after starting the entire roster at OLine last year.
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Post by southside on Apr 29, 2017 15:43:42 GMT -5
We should have drafted Jane Slater.
Yummy.
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Post by southside on Apr 29, 2017 15:43:17 GMT -5
Anyone looking at this draft tracker? Fucking assholes rubbing it in. Missed playoffs for 6 seasons, haven't won the AFCE since 2002, terrible in offense. That's what they chose to highlight about us.
Another CB. Derrick Jones.
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Post by southside on Apr 29, 2017 15:40:39 GMT -5
Now that's funny! Last pick coming up, who we got? I'm goin with a plumber. HAHAHA, that's rep right there.
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Post by southside on Apr 29, 2017 15:38:14 GMT -5
Todd Bowles press conference: "We thought he was a real tough kid, great motor, and honestly I've had a leak in my roof for months and my wife has been riding my ass so I figure we could kill two birds with one stone. I played pop warner with his dad, real tough bastard." Here's the scouting tapes. Now that's funny! Last pick coming up, who we got?
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Post by southside on Apr 29, 2017 15:32:02 GMT -5
Tomlins eyeballs are so big he has to 12 times a second just to keep them wet. I read this, looked over, and laughed my ass off. Why won't he stop blinking?! But then the blinky emoticon. You sir posted a gem.
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Post by southside on Apr 29, 2017 15:31:02 GMT -5
I saw the kid's measurables and thought... he must really suck in coverage.
He'd have killed it in Madden 08 with those kind of numbers.
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Post by southside on Apr 29, 2017 15:29:31 GMT -5
What did he say? I didn't hear anything because I had those jamokes on mute. And he's a roofer. Todd Bowles press conference: "We thought he was a real tough kid, great motor, and honestly I've had a leak in my roof for months and my wife has been riding my ass so I figure we could kill two birds with one stone. I played pop warner with his dad, real tough bastard."
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Post by southside on Apr 29, 2017 15:24:52 GMT -5
It was only a matter of time. It really does sound like it should be a comedy movie. Just wish that it was Broken Lizards doing it. Seth Rogen is a fat loser.
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Post by southside on Apr 29, 2017 15:23:11 GMT -5
Mayock liking the Donohue pick What did he say? I didn't hear anything because I had those jamokes on mute.
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Post by southside on Apr 29, 2017 15:19:36 GMT -5
McGuire looks a lot faster on film they are saying he is.
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Post by southside on Apr 29, 2017 15:14:20 GMT -5
He wants those 12 picks badly. What a fucking goober. What's with the Jets drafting linemen and trying to turn them into LBs at the highest level of competition when they've never played the position? Your act is getting stale. Why don't you take a break? Shhh
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Post by southside on Apr 29, 2017 15:12:41 GMT -5
Even more incentive to root against Dallas Go G-men!!! Maybe Dak has a sophmore slump. Haha, nice post.
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Post by southside on Apr 29, 2017 15:11:37 GMT -5
Even more incentive to root against Dallas Gotta hope for a sophomore slump for Prescott. Unfortunately I don't think that's happening.
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